OK, WELL WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE SON?

10/4/2008 10:10:09 PM

I'm not rude.

10/4/2008 10:24:33 PM

do you know any females that want to have sex tonight? lol

10/4/2008 10:30:22 PM

with you? no.

10/4/2008 10:31:47 PM

ma'am can you please stick to answering the questions asked?

10/4/2008 10:36:17 PM

lol. no.

10/4/2008 10:52:03 PM

can u buy me a pack of cigarettes if i give you the money?

10/4/2008 11:09:40 PM

no. I'm sorry, no offense to you but I hate smokers. I'm not funding that nasty habit. I also wouldn't feel comfortable purchasing them.

10/4/2008 11:11:29 PM

lol u'd prolly get the wrong kind anyways

10/4/2008 11:13:33 PM

how much would it cost me for you to bring me something to eat?

10/4/2008 11:15:17 PM

lol. I wouldn't know. they all come in a similar box as far as I know.

10/4/2008 11:15:47 PM

bwn?

10/4/2008 11:21:49 PM

10/4/2008 11:22:37 PM

10/4/2008 11:24:16 PM

what is your theory on the oct. 5th happenings?

10/4/2008 11:32:17 PM

I have no clue, but I better find out in 15 minutes.

10/4/2008 11:45:57 PM

if i paid you to punch me where i tell you to punch me would you do that? sometimes i walk to foodlion and wish i was more sore or something...life has gotten boring

10/7/2008 1:11:41 AM

no, I wouldn't. I'm not violent enough. But that is a rather odd request.
As far as life being boring, find a hobby that does NOT involve thewolfweb.

10/7/2008 1:03:06 PM

would you hit me with your car at 30mph?
i already have the contract saying that i won't press charges and will pay for any damages to your car. this is one of my life goals.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 1:04 PM. Reason : thx for reminding me dnl]

10/7/2008 1:03:59 PM

what habits do you have that others find sexy?

10/7/2008 1:04:53 PM

WTF? I don't have a car, but that request is stranger than dnl's request.

10/7/2008 1:06:49 PM

you can use mine

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 1:08 PM. Reason : actually my front bumper probably would not be ideal]

10/7/2008 1:07:59 PM

Quote :

"how much would it cost me for you to bring me something to eat?"

lol, I missed this one.
$100

I don't mean to skip questions. I will at least acknowledge the inaneness of your question if I see it.


walls, you're crazy.

10/7/2008 1:14:26 PM

how often do lie? are you lying about the previous question? did you lie again?

10/7/2008 1:16:15 PM

you skipped mine

10/7/2008 1:17:13 PM

I'm fairly honest, but lets face it...lying on teh Internets is easy.

Quote :

"what habits do you have that others find sexy?"

I dunno.

10/7/2008 1:20:12 PM

ok I will change it then, what do you find sexy?

10/7/2008 1:21:40 PM

do you like horses?

10/7/2008 1:22:33 PM

^ they are okay.
^^ not you.

10/7/2008 4:07:16 PM

that wasnt my question, you didnt answer the question, it doesnt matter what you think about me

10/7/2008 4:09:06 PM

^ok. I see.

10/9/2008 12:15:55 AM

how goes it?

10/18/2008 10:46:41 PM

it goes terribly. I've had a bad headache all day, slept most of the day away.

10/18/2008 10:56:59 PM

hey yo whats the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

10/18/2008 11:04:04 PM

the extra virgin variety is made with more virgins.

10/18/2008 11:08:39 PM

virgins ftl or ftw?

10/18/2008 11:09:57 PM

i thought i saw you at food lion for a second today.
Some chick with her dad. A good natured behaving fellow. Terribly ugly though; As if his very bloodstream had become incapable of coping with the strains of allure. He smiled a great deal (selflessly displaying a sparse dozen jagged, yellowed, ugly, dazzling, beautiful pearls) and moved slowly, and rested the majority of his great bulk upon the buggy to disguise a pronounced limp through a leg that looked as stubborn and knotty as iron-wood, as if he had suffered a great battle to become so amiable, or, perhaps, his very happiness had roused a great horde of malice to militate against his trespass, and instead of pouring his gladness onto the front, he, instead, drafted his very body to the fight.

Does it sort of turn you on just a little that I can fake perceptiveness like that?

10/18/2008 11:19:06 PM

if it means anything, i was pissing myself by the 3rd line

10/18/2008 11:20:47 PM

they got "The Little Book of Insults" at books-a-million for like three bucks in rocky mount. groucho marx was a bad motherfucker

10/18/2008 11:26:18 PM

^ okay...
^^ that means everything
^^^ I don't know what you are talking about, I never left the house today.
^^^^ I don't care. I assume virgins have their negative points as well as positive aspects.

10/18/2008 11:45:00 PM

way to answer my question, Mrs Clinton

10/19/2008 12:29:53 AM

quit rolling your fucking eyes so much

10/19/2008 12:30:39 AM

i got the rolleye blocked, B. i think jackleg did too for a while. but i'm still cool

10/19/2008 12:34:20 AM

^
^^
^^^ answer is no.

10/19/2008 12:40:29 AM

someone's pants are on fire

serves her right, too. women in long pants. showing off their feminine shapes just to stir up townsfolk

10/19/2008 12:42:20 AM

lol @ the rolleye block

10/19/2008 12:42:46 AM

whens the last time you had a beer?

10/19/2008 12:43:17 AM

when will dnl die so I can pass him in post count?

10/19/2008 12:43:54 AM

^ 2047
^^ never
^^^
^^^^ worthless without pics.

10/19/2008 12:45:29 AM

whens the last time you had a sip of anything alcoholic? or is that never too?

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ^you only think i'll live til i'm 63?]

10/19/2008 12:45:55 AM