DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
smile more
[Edited on August 26, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ZOMG page 10] 8/26/2008 3:34:23 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
FDT! 8/26/2008 3:41:27 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39179 Posts user info edit post |
the poop....
its gotta come off the face 8/26/2008 3:42:56 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
stay positive 9/3/2008 10:32:15 AM |
crackmonkey All American 2496 Posts user info edit post |
stop being so handsome... it gives the other boys low confidence 9/3/2008 10:38:06 AM |
chickenhead
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i'm srry, u have to pay me for advice 9/3/2008 10:39:55 AM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
think outside the box more often 9/3/2008 10:41:16 AM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
always turn on the light before sitting on the toilet.. there was a cockroach under my friend's toilet seat 9/3/2008 8:18:25 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
always wear deodorant 9/6/2008 12:47:54 AM |
Ansonian Suspended 5959 Posts user info edit post |
always have a friend who owns a truck 9/6/2008 2:09:39 AM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
don't run around in a tropical storm/hurricane and expect to feel too good afterward 9/6/2008 3:14:20 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
give it up no one likes you
except for me 9/6/2008 1:15:06 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Always put me at the top of your list. 9/6/2008 1:15:36 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
9/6/2008 1:16:11 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Where's my advice???? 9/6/2008 1:16:59 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
you should do self breast exams fairly frequently. especially if your family has a history of breast cancer 9/6/2008 1:17:54 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
you should do self testicular cancer exams fairly frequently 9/6/2008 1:19:00 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
let a girl give you a testicular exam frequently.. it's good for your health 9/6/2008 3:08:52 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
add red pepper and grated parmesan to your hamburger helper, it makes it so much better 9/6/2008 3:09:26 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^^ you should make a greater effort to join fellow tdubbers at CP dog park
^ YOU SHOULD NOT POST WHILE SOMEONE ELSE IS COMPOSING A DIRECTED MESSAGE
[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 3:10 PM. Reason : .] 9/6/2008 3:09:31 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
you should mimic my behavior by finding more youth volunteer activities to engage in 9/6/2008 3:10:21 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
^agreed
never leave your sunroof open when there is a chance of rain 9/6/2008 3:10:38 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
you should let me penetrate you and also, clean your bathroom on at least a weekly basis
[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : forgot the kisses] 9/6/2008 3:11:39 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
haha never go barefoot at the gym 9/6/2008 3:14:53 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
never buy a domestic 9/6/2008 3:15:12 PM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
You're doing it wrong. 9/6/2008 3:15:15 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You have yet to convince me
atlas.. never wear white around a toddler 9/6/2008 3:17:56 PM |
crackmonkey All American 2496 Posts user info edit post |
stay out of the sun.... you'll melt 9/6/2008 3:21:22 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
have sex 9/6/2008 3:22:36 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Don't eat the yellow snow 9/6/2008 3:25:15 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
^^ crappy advice unless you're offering
don't pick up hitchhikers who have an weapon
[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 3:25 PM. Reason : posted too slow] 9/6/2008 3:25:28 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants 9/6/2008 3:27:11 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
you should finish your degree as quickly as possible 9/6/2008 3:48:18 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
you should be my friend even though I don't hate dnl 9/6/2008 4:12:42 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
no dice sorry
but if it means anything, I'll be your friend after you learn your lesson 9/6/2008 4:15:30 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
stay the course 9/6/2008 4:20:11 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
^^ oh well.. I tried 9/6/2008 4:24:43 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I h8 u
FDT 9/6/2008 4:26:42 PM |
crackmonkey All American 2496 Posts user info edit post |
no more penetration! 9/6/2008 4:28:44 PM |
laizie24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
^FDT? Why the hate, friend? I extended an olive branch and you threw it in my face
[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 4:29 PM. Reason : tr] 9/6/2008 4:29:11 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
^^ WTF? I loved you, girl!
^ I'm allergic to olives 9/6/2008 4:34:10 PM |
tr8t0r All American 813 Posts user info edit post |
^eat some olives. 9/6/2008 4:45:10 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
tell people to eat better foods 9/24/2008 9:59:21 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
If you dont work, you dont eat
if you dont grind, you dont shine 9/24/2008 10:01:06 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
i am gonna need you calm yo self yo 9/24/2008 10:28:36 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
go eat some choclate and calm yo self down 9/24/2008 10:30:11 PM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
go to disney world
and get a cool new roomie 9/24/2008 10:34:52 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
poast
[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:35 PM. Reason : poast] 9/24/2008 10:35:02 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Never take out your junk for a chick.
Make her do the work if she wants to handle it so badly.
If she starts pawing at you without your permission, ask her what's the magic word? If she says please, then exercise your own discretion. 10/10/2008 12:49:00 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
dick in a box 10/10/2008 12:49:23 PM |