page 10 says drop the PWNT Bombs

9/26/2008 9:56:10 AM

welcome to the party page


who's at a place on this conference call that has dogs barkin'

9/26/2008 9:57:11 AM

ok, this whole thing was bullshit

9/26/2008 9:59:40 AM

sorry. my bitch just won't shut up.

9/26/2008 9:59:51 AM

I'm always the last post on the previous page

9/26/2008 10:00:30 AM

awww

9/26/2008 10:01:04 AM

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 10:02 AM. Reason : hairy potter]

9/26/2008 10:01:46 AM

o rly

9/26/2008 10:07:53 AM

god i hope my boss doesn't come in today

9/26/2008 10:08:29 AM

Quote :

"What TWW didn't know is that pilgrimshoes, EMCE and kiljadn are all apparently the same person "

And skankinande

9/26/2008 10:10:35 AM

me: did you just call me? i stepped away from my desk and i thought maybe you tried to call while i was gone. anyway, give me a call, we'll talk about it
her: you are a nut
me: i am what i eat
me: urrr, no, wait a minute
me: you are what you eat
me: nevermind
her: silly boy. lunch?

9/26/2008 11:40:28 AM

Nom nom nom.

9/26/2008 2:03:46 PM

NOONER FTW!

9/26/2008 2:06:07 PM

snap...she called you boy!

9/26/2008 2:07:21 PM

9/26/2008 2:08:53 PM

9/26/2008 2:09:32 PM

9/26/2008 2:10:18 PM

the boss just left

9/26/2008 2:59:55 PM

you know what you gotta do now

9/26/2008 3:00:13 PM

me: can i ask you a serious question?
me: it's work related
her: sure
me: There is a bus with no driver parked in a parking lot
on the bus are 7 girls
each girl has 7 backpacks
each backpack has 7 cats
with each cat having 7 kittens
how many legs are in the bus?
me: marinate on that for a while

9/26/2008 3:02:32 PM

Why did I just try and do the math?

9/26/2008 3:08:30 PM

this is one of my favorite threads

9/26/2008 3:08:33 PM

I WAS BANGING THIS BROAD OUT LAST NIGHT.




I fell asleep. I was so drunk. I need to stop getting drunk.

9/26/2008 3:33:08 PM

me: i like your hair better the way you have it today
her: curly? i always wear it like this when it rains. it looks like a mess
me: it makes you look younger
her: what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
me: uh oh

9/26/2008 3:55:11 PM

FAIL

9/26/2008 3:56:32 PM

you: you know, cuz you're old.

9/26/2008 3:57:20 PM

^and shit (put that on the end)

9/26/2008 4:00:11 PM

her: do i look old normally?
me: not at all
me: but you are old
her: didn't hear you complaining earlier
me: and you don't hear me complaining now.
me: I JUST SAID IT LOOKS BETTER THIS WAY, DAMN

9/26/2008 4:01:25 PM

problems begin

9/26/2008 4:01:55 PM

ok, i am going to walk over there and unzip my fly to see what kind of reaction i get. brb

9/26/2008 4:03:34 PM

Oh her insecurity box has been opened and the key has been lost!

9/26/2008 4:04:10 PM

Quote :

"me: but you are old"

dumb,dumb,dumb

9/26/2008 4:05:09 PM

i didn't do it

9/26/2008 4:11:15 PM

tell her how hot she is and how bad you want to fuck her. and how all you can think about is fucking her hot body. - she will like that

9/26/2008 4:14:38 PM

she ain't mad, she knows i'm playing. I told her we are even for her saying i had a little dick the other day

which she hasn't said again since i "helped her with her tv"

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 4:16 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 4:15:49 PM

^ b/c she now knows it to be true and that you're really insecure about that part of your body?

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

9/26/2008 4:18:15 PM

SICK FUCKIN BURN

9/26/2008 4:19:08 PM

OOOOH SNAAAAAP

9/26/2008 4:19:44 PM

oh snap, calling her old is gonna get you cock-blocked.

9/26/2008 4:20:03 PM

SHIT JUST GOT REAL











UNCOMFORTABLE

9/26/2008 4:20:08 PM

Quote :

"OOOOH SNAAAAAP"

that was the sound of her hips cracking btw

9/26/2008 4:20:47 PM

that's what she said?

9/26/2008 4:23:07 PM

me: ok, you are not old
me: you are only 6 years older than me
her: i know, you are just used to messing with those little girls
me: now admit that i don't have a small penis
her: did i ever say that you did
me: YOU CALLED ME TINY FOR A WHOLE DAY!
her: yeah, but that was before I knew
me: thank you. just so you know I am going to post that on the internet.
her: ha ha ha

9/26/2008 4:31:24 PM

more like

Quote :

"me: ok, you are not old me: you are only 6 years older than me her: i know, you are just used to messing with those little girls me: now admit that i don't have a small penis her: did i ever say that you did me: YOU CALLED ME TINY FOR A WHOLE DAY! her: yeah, but that was before I knew THAT IT WAS TRUE me: thank you. just so you know I am going to post that on the internet. her: ha ha ha"

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH


sorry, i'll stop now

9/26/2008 4:33:08 PM

wait a minute, do you think that is what she meant?

i gotta get to the bottom of this

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 4:34 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 4:34:09 PM

absolutely.

9/26/2008 4:34:21 PM

now she is insecure about being old, and him being tiny. how long with this go on?
it's FRIDAY go FUCK!

9/26/2008 4:37:13 PM

I have to agree with g.o.d. on this one

9/26/2008 4:38:26 PM

^^you forgot the [user] tags to invoke the almighty Wayne

9/26/2008 4:39:41 PM

me: wait a minute, before you knew? before you knew what?
her: that it wasn't.
her: awwwwwwwww, is that something you are worried about
me: no, but I don't know what kind of monster dongs you have seen
her: you're right, you don't
me: you little slut

9/26/2008 4:40:00 PM