Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
12/14/2009 12:15:20 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i am still horny 12/14/2009 12:16:12 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
I am dyin' here. 12/14/2009 12:16:50 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
they only thing i envy about people with bfs is the whole "i get to fuck you pretty much whenever i want to" thing 12/14/2009 12:17:37 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
you're a good looking girl and can get boned into next week anytime you want.
you'll get no sympathy here. 12/14/2009 12:18:45 AM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
lol 12/14/2009 12:19:09 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
ddk and theduke should just hook up.
Sorry you're both kind of desert like, here.
wear a jimmy hat 12/14/2009 12:20:35 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
haha yea if i wanted to go around boning strangers. not really my style. cuz like, strangers could have aids. or herpes. or other disgusting diseases i do not wish to catch.
I WISH THE CRAZY DIDN'T ALWAYS DRIVE GUYS AWAY WITHIN A WEEK 12/14/2009 12:20:50 AM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
Guys always say that. But really, its not as easy as you think. 12/14/2009 12:21:27 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
^seriously
i mean. unless i'm drunk. but we're not gonna talk about that
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 12:22 AM. Reason : ] 12/14/2009 12:22:23 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
I'd give the crazy at least 8 days to run me off 12/14/2009 12:23:00 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
haha oh well in that case hey boy hey
12/14/2009 12:23:53 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
ha ha hi! 12/14/2009 12:24:22 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^^ haha, aren't you the one that we explained this to pretty not too long ago? They don't have to be strangers...98% of the guys you know want to sleep with you, and most of them (i.e., the overwhelming majority of the ones who don't have girlfriends or whatever) will make it happen if you flirt with them a little to get the ball rolling, then just don't stop them.
now, finding a serious boyfriend is another matter...but since you don't--just want to do the hibbidy dibbidy--all you have to do is not stop the hordes of men who are trying to sleep with you every single day. This includes pretty much all of your male friends and acquaintances, too--they are either trying, trying but being subtle so as to not make things weird, or will do it to you like a coked-up pornstar if given the chance, but are exercising restraint unless you indicate that you're open to such things.
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : ]
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ] 12/14/2009 12:26:35 AM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
I guess I'm just not convinced of the guy-friend theory. 12/14/2009 12:31:04 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
haha yes and i can assure you that i am some sort of magical exception to this rule. my guys friends DO NOT want to bone me. because 1) they have gfs who i am friends with 2) they refer to me as their sister or 3) we have before and now shit is just awkward 12/14/2009 12:31:11 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
^^ you are wrong.
^
Case #1: they probably still want to, but won't because they have girlfriends and are decent dudes.
Case #2: they probably still want to. don't you worry.
Case #3: they may or may not still want to, but that still isn't inconsistent with what i've said.
It is rare that guys are just purely platonic friends with girls. we either want to sleep with you, wanted to sleep with you at some point in the past, or have already slept with you...or are gay.
I'd say offhand that this statement is about 95% accurate.
the only other real exception i can think of to this is maybe girls who we didn't really seek out friendship with, but are friends with hot girls we had interest in...and even this is probably a pretty rare occurance.
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 12:41 AM. Reason : ] 12/14/2009 12:36:45 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i would prefer finding one guy who, while we may not date, i could at least be friends with/hang out with and bwn all at the same time.
the whole "we are just going to fuck" deal always ends up pissing me off and making me want to run them over with my car. 12/14/2009 12:40:27 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know you, but my guess is that you could find that without much trouble.
i don't think i've ever seen a girl who could do that effectively for very long (i.e., the dude half of the equation is rarely the limiting factor). 12/14/2009 12:43:52 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
I think it's in our genetics to destroy any sort of relationship like that. so our bad.
and as for it being easy to find someone like that, i don't like people generally so finding someone i like hanging out with a lot and who i like enough to consider fucking them. yea it is not the easiest thing in the world mmk?] 12/14/2009 12:46:44 AM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
haha no. I think the middle ground is the most difficult to achieve. Because at least you know where you stand if you're either dating or purely bwning. 12/14/2009 12:48:17 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
theDuke is correct here.
on all counts 12/14/2009 12:48:40 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Peeked at gallery.
Guy friends want to fuck you hard.
I assumed everyone was mean to you because you dropdeadugly, not dropdeadfuckable. 12/14/2009 12:51:04 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i refuse to believe that. i have way too many guy friends for that to be true
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 12:54 AM. Reason : haha no people are mean to me b/c i love to dropdeadtroll] 12/14/2009 12:51:23 AM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
^ I'm pretty firm in my stance on this. It just doesn't seem to add up.
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : too many guy friends for this equation to be true] 12/14/2009 12:52:56 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
Wanna be friends? 12/14/2009 12:53:48 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
haha holy shit you're from syracuse? we can be friends 12/14/2009 12:55:28 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think it's in our genetics to destroy any sort of relationship like that. so our bad." |
Yeah...again, no sympathy here.
Quote : | "haha no. I think the middle ground is the most difficult to achieve. Because at least you know where you stand if you're either dating or purely bwning. " |
maybe, but either way, i don't think i've ever met a girl who could have any variety of casual sex with a guy on a long-term basis.
Quote : | "i refuse to believe that. i have way too many guy friends for that to be true" |
Keep telling yourself that...
or try it out and see that you're dead wrong!12/14/2009 12:56:02 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
myspace angles... 12/14/2009 12:56:13 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
What does Syracuse have to do with it? 12/14/2009 12:58:09 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "too many guy friends for this equation to be true]" |
Quote : | "i have way too many guy friends for that to be true" |
Nope, you fundamentally misunderstand the way a dude's mind works, or at least how we view sex or friendship or both.
I am not saying that your guy friends aren't really friends with you and just want to sleep with you. I'm saying that they are friends with you and ALSO want to sleep with you.12/14/2009 12:58:52 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i was born there. family there. i go for SU over any other school......
it's just something in common. unless you don't give a shit about any of that and then we have probably nothing in common and nevermind] 12/14/2009 1:00:02 AM |
MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
No, thats cool. We'll start with that. 12/14/2009 1:01:08 AM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Its not that. Its just that, for me, there has been a buttload of missed opportunities on this front. I just chalk it up to the fact that no bwnage is actually wanted.
Plus I think I act too much like a guy sometimes for them to even register I have boobs haha.
[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 1:03 AM. Reason : carrot] 12/14/2009 1:02:31 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114214 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I was from a cool place so I could get some friends 12/14/2009 1:02:44 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i was about an hour ago 12/14/2009 1:03:01 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
12/14/2009 2:16:36 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
12/14/2009 2:19:34 AM |
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12/14/2009 2:20:33 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52765 Posts user info edit post |
12/14/2009 2:24:02 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114214 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 12/14/2009 2:24:14 AM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
haha 12/14/2009 2:35:29 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Why isn't this at the top? 12/14/2009 5:12:18 PM |
Kingpin_80 All American 1372 Posts user info edit post |
12/14/2009 5:12:48 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
wtf happened to chixnhed's thread 12/14/2009 5:13:09 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
ding 12/14/2009 5:13:55 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
12/14/2009 5:24:24 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
my ding-a-ling
my ding-a-ling
won't you play with my ding-a-ling 12/14/2009 5:38:36 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
so h0nRy
12/14/2009 6:35:48 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 12/14/2009 6:42:38 PM |