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6/13/2010 1:39:46 PM

Quote :

"I can't believe they let Angelina come back. Shit's lame."

Yeah that is fucked up. I see no reason to bring her back at all, and she definitely did nothing to build the fame of the show. She's just riding the coat tails of everyone else's...well, success, if you want to call it that

6/13/2010 4:11:22 PM

No way this season can replicate the success of last time. Before they were just being themselves and had no idea how big it would blow up; now, they already know they're famous, so it won't have the same authentic douchebag vibe as season 1. They're just going to be hamming it up for the camera this time.

6/13/2010 5:10:59 PM

^i am pro-authentic douchebag vibe myself

6/14/2010 12:12:49 AM

the only thing i find shocking about this article is that they're continuing these shenanigans into Season 3

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/15/jersey-shore-season-three-fired-cast-members/

6/16/2010 1:08:55 PM

Well they're keeping all the good ones (minus Jwoww)...and by good I mean entertaining.


I'm actually excited to see some fresh faces. That's what I said they should have done this season...keep the old ones and get a couple new faces up in there.

6/17/2010 7:32:15 PM

I have a theory...Jwoww's boyfriend's name is Tommy.

could it be.....


TOMMY CHEESEBALLS??????????

6/17/2010 10:01:38 PM

ahahahahahahaha


Tommy Cheeseballs. Best True Life ever.

6/17/2010 10:04:16 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/14/the-situation-jersey-shore-mtv-diva-cast-shooting/

Quote :

"We're told Sitch is now convinced he knows more about producing the show than the producers or MTV. As one source put it, "It's gotten ridiculous. If we tell him not to cross the street, he will. He just defies us." What's worse ... producers are trying to keep the cast real ... so they're not making deals on the phone or bragging to castmates and others about their fame or their wallet. In that department, The Situation is out of control. As a result, a lot of what's already been shot is unusable, because it doesn't even resemble a reality show. And here's what's pissing off producers the most. We're told the cast gets one time a week where they can take care of their personal business deals off camera. Sitch is on the phone all the time. We're told he thinks people want to see him wheeling and dealing on the phone, and it has driven producers crazy. Bottom line ... there's a lot of tape that people will never see -- it's an unreal situation."

See, this is exactly what I was talking about ^6. It's even less real now that they're full of themselves and think they're somehow important.

6/17/2010 10:05:52 PM

as someone who watched season 1, anyone who watches any of the show past that doesnt realizethe switcheroo as THEY have become the joke.

6/18/2010 12:18:03 AM

^^haha, that will probably make this season even better for laughing at these douches.

Will it be the same as season 1? Absolutely not. Its just becoming an even bigger, tanner, fist pumping douchefest

6/18/2010 4:54:44 AM

Season 2 tonight at 10pm.

7/29/2010 8:17:09 PM

i've been fist pumping ever since i got home this afternoon

7/29/2010 8:26:27 PM

Anybody know where to watch it live online? Does MTV put it up on their website the next day?

7/29/2010 8:32:31 PM

Ronnie doesn't need this shit, bro. He doesn't need it, bro.


I was LOLing at the whole closet rod breaking and Ron-Ron juice getting all over Sammi's clothes. Snooki's "I feel like a Pilgrim from the 20's" was classic. But throwing the wet clothes in a garbage bag? EW, Sammi's clothes gonna smell moldy as shit

Single Ronnie creeps me out. He has no game whatsoever.

7/30/2010 8:46:44 AM

I can't fuckin stand Angelina.

All she did was bitch (out of nowhere) about last season. Then she kept going on and on and on and on about how she has class, but she is probably the trashiest, most obnoxious person on the show. Very nice pants/legs, though.

7/30/2010 11:10:07 AM

Angelina's head is too small for the rest of her body.

Can anybody tell me the recipe for Ron-Ron juice?

P.S. the dude in Savannah that tried to fist pump had me LOLing

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 11:13 AM. Reason : f]

7/30/2010 11:13:15 AM

I would love to see a conversation between Hulk Hogan and Ronnie..

Hulk: Yo brother, aren't you on that Jersey Shore show?
Ronnie: Yeah bro, I'm Ronnie.
Hulk: Oh yeah, you got into all those fights brother
Ronnie: I beat up some dumb cop, bro
Hulk: A cop? You are crazy brother
Ronnie: We like to get crazy, party and fight, bro
Hulk: Oh brother
Ronnie: What bro?

7/30/2010 11:36:21 AM

^^ Watermelon, cherries, ice, cranberry juice, vodka, and steroids.

7/30/2010 1:29:34 PM

oh god epic

7/30/2010 3:58:48 PM

You should all be shot for watching this shit.

7/30/2010 4:05:56 PM

why, you jealous of the level of douchebaggery these guidos can achieve?

7/30/2010 4:51:34 PM

^^ GO DRINK SOME HATERADE BITCH

THE SITUATION IS INDESCRIBABLE

7/30/2010 7:00:27 PM

Little Snooki got arrested today for Disorderly Conduct in Seaside..

http://www.411mania.com/movies/news/147583/%5BGossip%5D-UPDATED:-Snooki-Arrested-For-Disorderly-Conduct.htm

7/31/2010 12:39:01 AM

^LOL at the video of Snooki falling off the bike before getting arrested


Bike was too big for her

7/31/2010 9:02:18 AM

Haha, I liked the part where the girls are fighting in the car, and it cuts to the dudes just chilling.

8/2/2010 8:46:05 PM

gettin pumped about tonight's episode

8/5/2010 3:04:35 PM

You should all be shot for watching this shit.

8/5/2010 4:14:31 PM

^ why?

8/5/2010 4:17:43 PM

Tonights episode was kinda meh...nothing really funny happened.

8/6/2010 12:52:40 AM

but they are bring the drama.

SItuation ordering food on the phone was pretty funny, but that was it.

8/6/2010 1:06:07 AM

i don't understand you people...

i laughed like crazy watching this...

maybe i just appreciate the ridiculousness of it all more than most people

8/6/2010 11:33:01 AM

I thought it was ok. Next week should be good. I hope that's when Angelina and J-Woww fight.
Snooki buying $395 sunglasses .. smh.

8/6/2010 11:35:27 AM

^^^Oh yeah that was pretty funny

I also laughed when Pauly yelled at Angelina. I love angry Pauly. One of my favorite scenes from last season is when he yells at the Israeli on the phone about stalking his life on the boardwalk.

I missed the part with Snooki and the sunglasses...I'll have to catch it on my next viewing.

8/6/2010 11:44:15 AM

landmines

8/6/2010 9:02:52 PM

im gonna take a shower

(uses axe body spray everywhere)

ok, i'm done

8/6/2010 10:26:16 PM

I LOL'd at Snooki telling Angelina's friend that she died


and then he calls back and Angelina picked up. "I didn't die, you asshole"

8/7/2010 9:11:34 AM

^oh yeah...haha the funny part was the dude believed it...when he called back he was all "angelina died??"

8/7/2010 12:22:20 PM

How many weeks do you guys think Angelina will last??

8/7/2010 12:27:49 PM

I think she'll ride this season out for as long as possible...the money is just too good and she sees how much the others get paid after just a season.

8/8/2010 10:48:12 PM

Quote :

"^ why?"

b/c in the first season, you were just laughing at douchebags

now, you are helping to enrich douchebags leading to more douchebags imitating these douchebags b/c they think they can be on tv too.

so basically, you are assisting in the proliferation of doucebaggery.

8/9/2010 12:18:59 AM

Back to Seaside on 1/6/11

I THREW AWAY GARBAGES

1/3/2011 5:08:18 PM

I like angelina a lot

but i must admit she doesnt gel with the rest of the cast

shame. shes gonna leave early again

1/3/2011 5:26:48 PM

Angelina wasn't invited back for season 3

they have one of Snooki's friends Deena in Angelina's spot

1/4/2011 7:48:14 AM

Back tonight

1/6/2011 4:25:40 PM

wow


Grenade whistle? LOL

fuck sammi.....tired of that bitch

1/6/2011 11:03:22 PM

me and the wife will watch this when nothing else is on, its good, mindless entertainment. However, after watching the premiere yesterday I think I'm going to stop watching as long as Sammi and Ronnie are still living in the house. What a couple of worthless, fun-sucking people they are. I really dont understand why Sammi even decided to come back (I guess she just wanted a paycheck), she doesnt like anyone besides Ronnie and acts like a total bitch to anyone who talks to her

everyone else is fun to watch, Sammi and Ronnie completely ruin the show for me. I liked Angelina more than either of them.

disclaimer: I actually like ronnie when he isnt wrapped up in Sammi's drama. So basically, I want them to can Sammi

1/7/2011 9:26:21 AM

lol, ^ chill drod

1/7/2011 10:23:42 AM

The whole Sammi/Ronnie deal is a shining example of why guys shouldn't get serious with a girl before age 30. Those bitches will suck the fun out of everything.....


*Looking at the season preview it appears Sammi and Ronnie may break up again and then Sammi leaves the house.

1/8/2011 8:18:52 AM

i actually feel bad for sammi b/c all those other girls already teamed up against her and turned that dino girl against her.

but then again i don't, b/c she was further alienating herself by holing up in that room all day.

1/8/2011 9:27:09 AM