100 confessions

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6/15/2010 12:54:01 PM

send them my way

6/15/2010 1:21:35 PM

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"I really do not want to give up on this guy but it's becoming very obvious that I should. I really liked him too. It makes me very sad. I think I got too emotionally involved too soon. "

6/15/2010 3:07:10 PM

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"I just started dating someone who loves receiving facials. I'll admit at first I was a little weirded out by the idea....After the first couple times however....I think I'm addicted. I honestly thought the "i want it all over my face" was a joke the first time.... "

6/15/2010 3:34:44 PM

I never received any confessions..

6/15/2010 3:36:06 PM

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"I just took a nap with my girlfriend over Skype. It made me feel better to watch her sleep like old times "

OMG ISNT THAT JUST THE SWEETEST DAMN THING?

6/15/2010 3:39:41 PM

i also rarely get confessions.

someone send sam and i some confessions!

i want some crazy ones that make me go "woooooow"

she wants sweet ones that make her go "awwwwww"

6/15/2010 4:47:31 PM

^^^^ lucky bastard.

6/15/2010 4:51:10 PM

giving facials just isnt as exciting as you always hope itll be

just ends up being like

"oh man im going to bust all over this bitches face.... this is going to be hot.... *DRROPPPINNNN LOOOOOOADDDDSSS** (...)well ok, that happened, but it'd have felt better inside something"

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 4:56 PM. Reason : E]

6/15/2010 4:56:16 PM

I've done it before

6/15/2010 4:56:52 PM

even so

it's one of those things that no matter how many times you do it, thinking about doing it is always better than actually doing it

and you always forget

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM. Reason : to me it is to me]

6/15/2010 4:57:33 PM

lol

DROOOPPIINNNN LOOOOOOOOOADS(...)

6/15/2010 4:58:55 PM

I told Eric if he gives me a surprise facial (or ever, I don't care if I have a warning), bad things are in store for his butthole

6/15/2010 5:02:20 PM

I would trade facials for access to Z's starfish.

6/15/2010 5:03:07 PM

I always joke to Eric how I wonder what it would be like to milk a prostate but at the same time, I know I would never go there.. I would require latex gloves, and really.. that's not sexy


woot, confession

Quote :

"i absolutely cannot stand hearing about ambrosia1231's sexual escapades on here"

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 5:04 PM. Reason : .]

6/15/2010 5:04:00 PM

"hey, whats with the glove, sam?"
"hi honey!" *pounce*
"what tha!? noooooooooooo"
"gotcha bitch!"
*skeet skeet*

6/15/2010 5:12:04 PM

^^au contraire.
Latex gloves are just hte start of teh sexy

And even if they don't do it for you, the reaction makes up for it

6/15/2010 5:22:22 PM

confessions for meeeeee?

6/15/2010 6:14:38 PM

confessions please

6/15/2010 6:19:05 PM

Everyone wanna take confessions but no one wanna give em

6/15/2010 6:40:53 PM

hmm... and i'm still waiting.

6/15/2010 9:04:31 PM

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"I ate a grilled wahoo wrapper in a grilled garlic herb tortilla with applewood bacon, avocado, caramelized onion, baby spinach, pesto mayo and pico de gallo at a restaurant this weekend and teared up because it was so yummy it made me emotional. That has *never* happened to me and for some reason I was somewhat embarrassed that food, for that moment, had that much pull over me. "

6/15/2010 10:17:27 PM

i am not taking confessions

too much pussy juice in the previous batch

6/15/2010 11:33:56 PM

I want confessions!

6/15/2010 11:35:19 PM

son of a bitch

Quote :

"I turned down pussy juice today because it was used. I like mine fresh "

6/15/2010 11:45:35 PM

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"When I was little I used to watch the animalistic sex scene in The Doors movie over and over to get all tingly down there and that is before I knew what was really going on. "

6/16/2010 12:27:01 AM

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"well ok, that happened, but it'd have felt better inside something"

i always find myself thinking this whenever i bust it anywhere else, haha

6/16/2010 8:00:31 AM

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"I have always just masturbated using spit as a lubricant or by just rubbing my cock through soft boxers. In addition I normally use a pretty lame technique where it's mainly just two fingers and my thumb rubbing the head of my cock. The last two times, though, I've loaded my hand up with some lotion I found in the cabinet and I have full on fucked my fist. I dropped a monster load this last time. I got a little freaked out for a second because I have never, to my knowledge, produced that much splooge even in the course of sex with a partner."

Quote :

"Various people from TWW have told me a *lot* of fairly shocking secrets recently for some reason. This is both completely awesome... and completely horrible, as I can't tell anyone else about any of them, despite my desire to do so."

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 8:13 AM. Reason : .]

6/16/2010 8:09:45 AM

double post, for another confession.. keep em comin

Quote :

"i have one friend that calls me/texts me regularly. the last time that a friend called me (other than that person) was over 2 weeks ago. Over three weeks ago since i've gotten a text from a friend (other than that person). It's really depressing how many friends I don't have."

6/16/2010 8:30:50 AM

I've sent a lot of confessions to people. I think that is why I receive a lot as well.

6/16/2010 8:31:31 AM

i never understood facials. You are basically stopping yourself mid fuck just to jerk off. Nutting inside and actually fucking when you cum is the best part.

Its nice to know how easily woman can be program to "crave" facials. Has NOTHING to do with them growing up watching internet porn.

6/16/2010 9:01:10 AM

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"I have a soft spot for guys named Evan. Including evan. I wish he weren't gay."

DAMN IT, WHO SENT THIS
i must knowwwww

6/16/2010 9:03:22 AM

yeah i never understood those either

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 9:04 AM. Reason : ^^]

6/16/2010 9:04:18 AM

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"Nutting inside and actually fucking when you cum is the best part."

completely 100% agree

6/16/2010 9:07:42 AM

no the santorum is the best part

6/16/2010 9:17:56 AM

I would be happy to get off period, hahahahah.

6/16/2010 10:58:42 AM

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"i like face rape"

6/16/2010 2:07:29 PM

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"i never understood facials. You are basically stopping yourself mid fuck just to jerk off. Nutting inside and actually fucking when you cum is the best part. Its nice to know how easily woman can be program to "crave" facials. Has NOTHING to do with them growing up watching internet porn."

It's got more to do with making her seem like a slut. If porn watchers think she's a hole and not a human being, they feel better about themselves.

6/16/2010 2:09:57 PM

MEEEE!

6/16/2010 2:13:46 PM

^^porn watchers

I'll take some confessions

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 2:18 PM. Reason : italics not underline]

6/16/2010 2:14:28 PM

Quote :

"i panic for a second whenever my mother's number shows up on my caller id "

6/16/2010 2:15:56 PM

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"i would pay at least $2 to see Jen's tits. no lie."

6/16/2010 2:31:29 PM

there should be a thread where we try to guess who sent the random PMed confessions.

6/16/2010 2:32:34 PM

I think there was, but it lost interest

6/16/2010 2:33:15 PM

confess plz

6/16/2010 2:33:53 PM

Quote :

"I would pay at least $20 to see Jen's tits. No lie."

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 2:34 PM. Reason : *]

6/16/2010 2:33:56 PM

shock and awe me, plz

6/16/2010 2:34:34 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=581273

but it was made for "Reveal who sent the PM" instead of guessing

haha, its still the wrong thread

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 2:37 PM. Reason : lemme try again]

6/16/2010 2:34:56 PM

Quote :

"You have gorgeous eyes."

w00t!!!!

6/16/2010 2:36:47 PM

How the hell is that a confession? Everybody knows that.

6/16/2010 2:37:14 PM