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4/15/2013 11:55:18 AM

NEVERMIND I SCROLLED DOWN

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

[Edited on April 15, 2013 at 11:56 AM. Reason : ]

4/15/2013 11:55:58 AM

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4/15/2013 12:40:03 PM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

[Edited on April 15, 2013 at 2:30 PM. Reason : ^very close second lol]

4/15/2013 2:29:58 PM

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[Edited on April 15, 2013 at 3:40 PM. Reason : Fail.....someone embed. This shit is funny]

4/15/2013 3:28:42 PM

^

4/15/2013 6:53:48 PM

Thanks!

4/15/2013 8:25:36 PM

lol

4/15/2013 11:26:49 PM

lol, you have to listen to it for it to be funny. "Looks like the devil won this round"

4/16/2013 9:30:31 AM

Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage: http://www.larknews.com/archives/217

Quote :

"Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen and “start having bedroom thoughts,” Darla says, but they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood."

4/16/2013 11:53:45 AM

Quote :

"WHOLE RAW POTATO"

4/16/2013 11:54:43 AM

so now christians don't wanna bang after getting married either? what exciting lives they lead

4/16/2013 11:55:57 AM

4/16/2013 11:56:42 AM

Unbelievably Realistic ‘Painted’ Fish By Keng Lye

Quote :

"...Artist Keng Lye brings these aquatic creatures to life by creating layers of resin and alternating them with acrylic paint. Coupled with his expert play of perspective, the fish (and other creatures) seem ultra realistic..."

http://beautifuldecay.com/2013/04/12/unbelievably-realistic-painted-fish-by-keng-lye/

[Edited on April 16, 2013 at 6:30 PM. Reason : forgot link]

4/16/2013 6:30:29 PM

[Edited on April 16, 2013 at 10:22 PM. Reason : g]

4/16/2013 10:22:10 PM

^

4/16/2013 10:24:19 PM

"just looking for some meat"

4/16/2013 10:52:51 PM

http://www.upworthy.com/2-people-described-the-same-person-to-a-forensic-artist-and-this-is-what-happene?g=2&c=ufb1

a forensic artist and strangers.

really great video.

4/17/2013 12:21:05 AM

http://donottouch.org/

4/17/2013 12:50:42 AM

Neat0

4/17/2013 12:58:20 AM

haha that recording the mouse video was cool

4/17/2013 2:35:42 AM

4/17/2013 8:54:54 AM

Pyramid Head 2: When Nature Calls

4/17/2013 8:56:24 AM

no rack focus

> 2nd best thing I've seen on the internet today

4/17/2013 1:09:00 PM

4/17/2013 4:27:02 PM

BanjoMan is everything thats right with TWW OTP

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/17/2013 4:33:23 PM

4/17/2013 10:26:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnOyMSEWNTs

4/17/2013 11:31:43 PM

4/17/2013 11:38:01 PM

The next time I hook up with a really religious chick I'm using that line.


That's it baby. Don't waste a drop of the holy milk.

4/18/2013 6:06:01 AM

4/18/2013 7:38:17 AM

http://youtu.be/NBbHRaNNBuY


[Edited on April 18, 2013 at 11:15 AM. Reason : .]

4/18/2013 11:14:35 AM

Quote :

"If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself. I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you. "But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU. "Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you: DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT. I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me. And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself. We've reached out to the author for a response and will update when we hear back from her."

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

4/18/2013 2:03:29 PM

sounds like a chick that knows how to get shit done. i like it

4/18/2013 2:07:35 PM

Quote :

"Why? Fuck you I'm a dog. That's why."

4/18/2013 2:14:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8p1ZJ_WBRkU#t=38s

4/18/2013 3:08:53 PM

While I like dubstep in general, the song in that video is why people hate dubstep.

4/18/2013 3:18:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZzMsagY7oRs

4/18/2013 3:21:35 PM

the only redeeming thing about that shit dubstep is watching the god balancing gif with the music playing and the video below the fold

4/18/2013 10:31:38 PM

I thought this was pretty cool to see.

4/18/2013 11:39:28 PM

That was pretty cool. Stuff like that excites the kid in me who then comes out and beats me up for not becoming an astronaut

4/19/2013 12:11:18 AM

Harrison Ford on Jimmy Kimmel

http://youtu.be/7T0vs9gYydo

4/19/2013 8:59:10 AM

4/19/2013 10:18:02 AM

dove ad, but more like a very powerful psychology experiment than an ad.

stuff is deep, they could write theories and book chapters on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpaOjMXyJGk&list=PL8EwPoqQzdDq6ZnhxEff-nPRVVskp4g4_&index=2

would love to take part in the experiment.

4/20/2013 9:07:50 AM

^^

4/20/2013 2:40:28 PM

^^i am calling shenanigans on the dove ad. the artist drew the self described sketches uglier on purpose

4/21/2013 6:26:22 AM

https://vine.co/v/bU6YvrOvnvx

FBI agent scaling an open gate. Reminded me of the episode of COPS where the guy broke into the wrong house to save people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SvhbPozXo

4/21/2013 7:40:53 AM

I'm waiting for someone to draw the Chewy Spider Cyborg with Ion Cannon's on top.

4/21/2013 8:35:18 AM

^^^ who knows... he works for the FBI, so he is definitely a pro.

but how truthful that video is, only he/they know.

4/21/2013 9:17:44 AM

next

4/21/2013 9:18:06 AM