what is clipped a grip

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 4:07 PM. Reason : 5000 !!!]

11/12/2008 4:07:32 PM

5001

11/12/2008 4:08:23 PM

surpassed 1,000 facebook friends.

11/12/2008 4:08:59 PM

whats the point of having people on there that you dont even know

11/12/2008 4:10:16 PM

A grip is a 1000....Pshoes is gangster in Delaware.

11/12/2008 4:10:42 PM

good question

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 4:11 PM. Reason : ^to be honest i picked that one up from playing to much cards in south jersey. ahah]

11/12/2008 4:10:42 PM

Its funny to see the 40+ year olds heavy into facebook

does get annoying when they're like "Hey Slave, check out what I posted on your wall !"

Like I'm suppose to run on there and give a fuck

11/12/2008 4:15:46 PM

the guy who's our head of media relations sent me a facebook message once and asked what "fuckaroo" meant

what happened was i was jacked up and ripped at the bar, and updated my status from my blackberry with "ben is fuckaroo!!!"

i promptly ratcheted up my security the next day, he was a lurker

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 4:18 PM. Reason : e]

11/12/2008 4:17:56 PM

Sounds like they run a pretty tight ship over there

11/12/2008 4:19:11 PM

nah actually he was just being nosey.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 4:23 PM. Reason : e]

11/12/2008 4:22:35 PM

why did you erase that

it's not like anybody knows any of these people

11/12/2008 4:24:19 PM

idk

I FELT LIKE IT

11/12/2008 4:26:51 PM

don't yell at me asshole

11/12/2008 4:28:03 PM

oh snap. you got told

11/12/2008 4:28:04 PM

i do what i want?

11/12/2008 4:42:05 PM

that's why you're an asshole

11/12/2008 4:43:03 PM

I skip school, take drugs and kill people

Whateva

I do what I want

11/12/2008 4:43:39 PM

make the pain stop

11/12/2008 4:45:26 PM

11/12/2008 4:45:59 PM

ok-where does it hurt?

11/12/2008 4:46:06 PM

if you were really God you would know where

11/12/2008 4:46:45 PM

Would you like some cheetos?

11/12/2008 4:48:00 PM

coors light?

11/12/2008 4:48:41 PM

cheetos and coors light are always good things

11/12/2008 4:48:58 PM

So back to the cock chatter from yesterday


Ladies...whats the ideal size, in length, diameter, and circumfrence ?

11/12/2008 4:49:38 PM

ok, E brings the cheetos and I'll bring the coors light

11/12/2008 4:50:02 PM

OMG I'm not really God. shhhh don't tell anyone.

11/12/2008 4:50:37 PM

well hot damn it sounds like a paurty

11/12/2008 4:50:48 PM

^^^^if you stick in my vagina and i can feel it in my throat then it's big enough

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 4:51 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/12/2008 4:51:37 PM

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 4:53 PM. Reason : and on that note, I think i'm going home for the day.]

11/12/2008 4:52:13 PM

^^I would like 2 of those please.

11/12/2008 4:52:56 PM

was hoping for more specifics

like

ideal head crest angle

ideal shaft shape

ideal uerethral basin volume

ideal glans sheen

ideal shaft/head ridge depth

11/12/2008 4:55:25 PM

Slave you make me laugh.

11/12/2008 4:57:23 PM

ok im going to pick up some chinese food, or maybe a cheesesteak, idk

and then make my presentation materials for tomorrow.

but i'd rather do that on the couch than in the office.

11/12/2008 5:09:45 PM

DAMN I WANT MONGOLIAN BEEF EXTRA SPICY WITH BROWN RICE FROM PEI WEI OR A BUFFALO CHICKEN PHILLY FROM BEST STEAK AND SUB.

11/12/2008 5:11:23 PM

have I ever really offended anyone on TWW?

11/12/2008 5:11:25 PM

pei wei is horrible

11/12/2008 5:22:13 PM

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACKAGE SON. DAMN USPS.

11/12/2008 5:33:45 PM

if two Goody's body ache powders and a 800 mg ibuprofen don't do the trick then i'll take 3 naproxens and drink 1/2 bottle of whiskey

11/12/2008 5:34:22 PM

OK SON, BUT WHY DON'T YOU JUST SMOKE SOME SOME MARIJUANA AND TAKE 40MG OF OXYCODONE INSTEAD?

11/12/2008 5:35:09 PM

^^they brought my package

11/12/2008 5:35:26 PM

i don't do drugs k

11/12/2008 5:35:29 PM

oh lawd. liquor wednesday

11/12/2008 5:35:47 PM

Quote :

"i don't do drugs k"

YOU'RE STILL STUCK IN ASSHOLE MODE AREN'T YOU?

11/12/2008 5:36:24 PM

no...i just don't do drugs


don't call me an asshole just because i wouldn't wash your dishes

11/12/2008 5:37:17 PM

11/12/2008 5:44:08 PM

how fucking long does it take to get a person on the phone.

oh yay. says "our systems are down, please call back and we'll get you the next available agent." And tracking number not found my ass. the damn thing shows up fine online and shows as delivered on monday.

[Edited on November 12, 2008 at 6:03 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2008 5:50:45 PM

it looks like it's going to be aleve and seagram's 7

11/12/2008 7:09:31 PM

glad one of us is able to enjoy booze these days

11/12/2008 7:18:16 PM

well i'm not actually drinking any


it's just an idea i was tossing around

11/12/2008 7:19:49 PM