ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
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is the link for the original "reveal confessions" thread 6/16/2010 2:39:05 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "When I was young, I never needed anyone. Making love was just for fun. Those days are gone... " |
good sad jam
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 2:47 PM. Reason : gg peter. I'm glad I didn't make it.]6/16/2010 2:45:40 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
but mister billytalent, you sir are lying
but if you really wanna blow those 2 guys in the Blowjob 3, i could maybe hook you up
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hahahahah i forgot all about that i don't even remember who was confessing those things 6/16/2010 2:49:59 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You have gorgeous eyes! " |
w00t 2! 6/16/2010 2:57:31 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Someone tell me something important in a PM. 6/16/2010 3:28:09 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
does it have to be confession?
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 3:29 PM. Reason : !] 6/16/2010 3:29:35 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Whatever it is I'm posting it. 6/16/2010 3:31:14 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dont believe in god but sometimes i need someone to guide me and god is the only person i can trust enough to ask for help!" |
6/16/2010 3:33:32 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my period is a few weeks late and i'm afraid to go buy a test :/" |
ruh roh6/16/2010 3:39:26 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
a few weeks?? 6/16/2010 3:40:31 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
uhhhhh 6/16/2010 3:42:44 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
If you're going to wait until you're a month late why not just punch your stomach a few dozen times? 6/16/2010 3:44:23 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
better to find out sooner rather than later o_O ] 6/16/2010 3:45:15 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They dont know it, but someone on here I owe my life too. I was going to kill myself until I talked to them over PM after confessing" |
6/16/2010 3:56:39 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I'm guessing the baby of ^? didn't send ^ 6/16/2010 3:58:57 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I need to make an appointment with my doctor to see if I have cancer or not, but I'd really rather not know. " |
6/16/2010 4:10:18 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
6/16/2010 4:15:49 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
I'll take confessions for a few minutes 6/16/2010 5:44:56 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "confession:
i would like to motorboat Samwise16" |
I suppose i am the official "my feelings towards samwise16" guy.
she is cool. so i can deal with that. eitherway confessions make me happy 6/16/2010 6:05:16 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you have slightly above average eyes. " |
6/16/2010 9:36:09 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i'll take confessions. before i pass out. well hopefully. i took 2 sleeping pills
whoops 6/16/2010 9:49:29 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
nah, just give the confessions to me instead
kadwackle is unreliable, and untrustworthy. 6/16/2010 9:52:08 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when you weren't looking....
I put my penis in your ear" |
Goddammit 6/16/2010 9:57:03 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
no way i have received MANY a confession and never disclosed who sent them
and i always post them in a timely fashion
better check the evidence (ie the last 100 pages of this thread) 6/16/2010 9:58:09 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
well, your breath stinks and your sense of fashion is questionable. 6/16/2010 9:59:46 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
It's because there aren't really any stylish clothes for fat girls. 6/16/2010 10:00:36 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
well i KNOW my breath doesn't stink cause i just brushed my teeth AND used mouthwash 6/16/2010 10:02:51 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry for the delay, but
Quote : | "I just received a legit prescription for Cialis. I am now looking forward to the weekend very much." |
6/16/2010 10:04:17 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89771 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I brush my teeth with a mixture of George Lopez's humor and hate" |
6/16/2010 10:05:04 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ boner med
i googled it. interestingggg
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .] 6/16/2010 10:05:34 PM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
^I thought that was common knowledge... 6/16/2010 10:06:45 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i guess i don't watch enough TV? or have trouble getting it up?
yessssssss
Quote : | "I could have easily banged this chick that I went out with tonight, but she was ugly as sin and annoying as hell. I took her out as a confidence booster; I feel better morally having not screwed her, but I feel kinda bad that I did make out with her when she left because I wanted to make sure I wasn't misreading signals and that my confidence boost was justified. I have no intention of ever calling her again. " |
also, usher has decided to make an appearance:
Quote : | "[Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm grown and I dont know what to do I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so gone and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Verse 1] Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you 'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it The first thing that came to mind was you Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship
[Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm grown and I don't know what to do I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so gone and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Verse 2] Sitting here stuck on stupid tryna figure out When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth Said it ain't gon' be easy But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin' Be a man and get it over with (over with) I'm ridin' in my whip Racin' to her place Talkin' to myself Preparin' to tell her to her face She open up the door and didn't want to come near me I said one second baby Please hear me
[Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm grown and I don't know what to do I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so gone and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
[Breakdown] And this by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do To tell you, the woman I love That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this And hopefully you'll give me another chance This ain't about my career This ain't about my life It's about us Please
[Chorus] These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm grown and I don't know what to do I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so gone and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions" |
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]6/16/2010 10:13:32 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Someone sent me a confession but I don't think I can post it due to the legal ramifications. 6/16/2010 10:22:49 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
do it 6/16/2010 10:23:18 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't mind taking a couple before going to bed. 6/16/2010 11:06:19 PM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
ugh
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 11:06 PM. Reason : dammit] 6/16/2010 11:06:19 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i know you're not supposed to be a creeper about the pictures in the lounge challenge thread - but TKE-Teg looks good i didn't realize how cute he was before " |
6/17/2010 8:37:52 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have an opportunity to watch 2 CD's get it on next week...and i'm considering it " |
Quote : | "I don't know sexpencil and begonias but I was really sad when they broke up. I want to know what happened. I will never ask!" |
Quote : | "It's bothering me that people are so into why begonias and sexpencil broke up. Yes, they were a couple that regularly posted on tww but that doesn't make it anyone's damn business about why they broke up. They broke up, and that's all people need to know. Move on. As kiljadn said: people need to get a life.
" |
Quote : | "I, too, have been enjoying the pictures of shirtless dudes in the lounge challenge thread." |
Quote : | "I know what happened between begonias and schxpnel" |
Quote : | "wait, begonias and sexpencil broke up? " |
Quote : | "I went to the wedding of one of my ex's from a little over 10 years ago, we haven't talked much in any length or detail since then and she doesn't live anywhere near me that we went and have hung out since breaking up. However, at the wedding the maid of honor took a keen interest in who I was and upon finding out told me that she "knew all about me" and that I was #2 on the list behind the man my ex was marrying. I haven't really thought of her in that way since breaking up, and I'm glad she got married to this guy even though he's a complete douche to her." | ]6/17/2010 8:49:19 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I often get so horny at work that it's hard to concentrate, especially after sending you those pm messages about going to Crossroads 20 on the other page. " |
needs an outlet!!! 6/17/2010 9:13:56 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "There's a guy at work who just can't take no for an answer: instead, it's an opening to try to negotiate, beg, annoy, guilt-trip, and/or demand.
I've started putting my foot down, and actively heading him off at the pass ("No, I don't need any help. Thank you for asking", as an example as it pertains to the guilt-trip attempts). He likes this about as much as he likes being told [NO]. He knows full well what I'm doing.
The point of this? I can't help but wonder if he, and guys with similar thought processes, have the same problem with [NO] and boundaries when it comes to sex - and how many of them take what they want anyways
I can easily see this guy having raped repeatedly, and then manipulating the victims into keeping quiet." |
jeebus 6/17/2010 9:18:01 AM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
^^sort of random that an ex would invite you to their wedding 10-yrs after the fact, and that said person would actually go to the wedding. 6/17/2010 9:18:16 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "some days i feel so hopeless on the dating thing, others i feel like i can be extremely picky with who i want to be with. but i feel like i'm probably sabotaging myself by having the conflicting feelings that i've met someone good for me, but nitpick them til i find a flaw. i'm about ready to let my friends play matchmaker cause one of them really really wants to set me up with one of a gaggle of women that are single that they know" |
6/17/2010 9:50:18 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
wow I feel so e-popular.
6/17/2010 11:51:19 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
milkshake 6/17/2010 12:39:25 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51911 Posts user info edit post |
I never get this kind of stuff anymore. That's funny to me. 6/17/2010 12:46:09 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51911 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i dont was my hands after i pee" |
And boom goes the dynamite.6/17/2010 3:43:48 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "As kiljadn said: people need to get a life." |
about more things than that as well...
Quote : | "I was #2 on the list behind the man my ex was marrying. I haven't really thought of her in that way since breaking up, and I'm glad she got married to this guy even though he's a complete douche to her."" |
sooooo, how's it feel to be #2 to a complete douche?]6/17/2010 3:49:21 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I am horrified that I just posted pictures of how fat I am on the internet. " |
6/17/2010 3:50:13 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i was at a a pre-bachelor party dinner of my x-boyfriend. He introduced me to his friends as his second wife 6/17/2010 4:18:59 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha, I have a few guesses on that one 6/17/2010 4:19:29 PM |