im meeting the man of my dreams....and im meeting his beautiful wife

6/17/2010 4:19:38 PM

I will taketh thou confessions.

6/17/2010 4:43:38 PM

confessions for mcfluffle today?

6/17/2010 6:09:33 PM

Quote :

"From the beach body thread Quinn (NOTE: actual picture removed due to requests in that thread to not be creepy) zomg yes please. "

6/17/2010 8:32:02 PM

evan we know that's your own confession stop playin'

6/17/2010 8:34:59 PM

send me some confessions

6/17/2010 8:36:04 PM

i didn't say i disagreed with the statement.

6/17/2010 8:36:07 PM

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"im meeting the man of my dreams....and im meeting his beautiful wife"

lololololol

6/17/2010 8:38:47 PM

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"I was going to send this as a confession to shawnac123, but I backed out at the last minute because I'm trying to be a better person: "hey i have a confession eat shit.""

6/17/2010 8:47:18 PM

lolol


I want to know who it was

6/17/2010 8:50:42 PM

Quote :

"I wish I knew how to be happy. "

6/17/2010 8:59:22 PM

Quote :

"when I work out at the gym, I have a pair of gray yoga pants that I wear. At the end of my workout I always look like I peed myself because I sweat so bad. So embarrassing when I catch someone eying it. "

6/17/2010 9:48:51 PM

get different colored pants?

6/17/2010 9:51:46 PM

shit, I'd stare at your moist cameltoe any goddamn day of the week.

6/17/2010 9:52:04 PM

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"i was going to go to a ladies night at a bar tonight but i would have to go alone and not drink much and leave early.. so i decided to stay in. I keep trying to force myself to be social and meet and talk to ladies but it has been so long since i have done stuff on my own."

6/17/2010 10:00:38 PM

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"I'm so horny I am currently ready to start raping cucumbers, loaves of bread, cans of hairspray, and jesus himself. And almost to the point of considering anyone who walks upright a viable option "

[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : Quotes!!!!!!]

6/17/2010 10:43:50 PM

I'm naked

[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 10:45 PM. Reason : should I randomly confess that to you instead?]

6/17/2010 10:44:38 PM

pwnt

you forgot the quote tag

that confession belongs to you

6/17/2010 10:44:54 PM

lol too funny

6/17/2010 10:46:03 PM

I just noticed that hahahahaha... I promise it wasn't me

6/17/2010 10:46:07 PM

all good

6/17/2010 10:46:48 PM

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"it's funny how life changes.. from a dysfunctional but financially indulgent biological family to a terribly non-traditional but perfect family of my own choosing while i'm barely scraping by I know which is better for my mental health, but it'd be nice if life would meet me in the middle for once."

Quote :

"I'm scared that I might be turning into an alcoholic. Its a rare day that I don't drink, and when I don't have to work, most of the day (starting at about 10am) is spent drunk. My Dad has assured me that I'm not, although he was and is probably returning to his own alcoholism. I'm not sure I can recover from another slip up."

6/18/2010 12:16:43 AM

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"I find it hilarious that some people like ambrosia1231 talk so much shit about things yet tend to not only act like piles of shit but also resemble them."

6/18/2010 12:39:16 AM

I mean, I know he's thin-skinned and shit, but arab#s is taking this QUITE personally, even for him

6/18/2010 5:09:31 AM

samwise's confession should have confessed to a guy I think.

I mean... I AM coming to raleigh in a couple hours

6/18/2010 7:12:46 AM

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"sometimes i wonder if I will end up being a dirty old man. because my thoughts right now are still fairly normal among my peers. but i'd imagine at a later age... they will be kinda creepy "

6/18/2010 11:53:32 AM

Quote :

"It is my goal to be a dirty old man. Mentally, if not physically "

6/18/2010 12:14:03 PM

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"I got so angry with my last ex that I choked her until her face was almost blue. Then I snapped out of it and let go. I almost ended that night as a murderer."

Why do people send me the super creepy ones?

6/18/2010 12:22:44 PM

that one sounds way to fake to be real.

I'm still open for business here...

6/18/2010 12:29:38 PM

-> ->

6/18/2010 12:34:36 PM

^^ I hope it is.

Quote :

"at least one night a week, i go home and drink 3-4 beers (or more) on an empty stomach because i like being drunk. i don't eat dinner til 10pm at least on those nights, if i even eat at all. i know this is a problem and that i should probably talk to someone about it, but i have no desire to stop."

And yay a normal one!

6/18/2010 12:36:10 PM

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"I often live in fear that my hubby will die and then I will be alone for the rest of my life. I just don't think anyone else could be a daddy to my kid and completely love my kid as his own. I feel I would be the most selfish person ever to love another guy for this reason."

Shit is heartfelt.

6/18/2010 12:48:59 PM

I bet you he is cheating on her as I type.

6/18/2010 12:50:20 PM

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"I mean, I know he's thin-skinned and shit, but arab#s is taking this QUITE personally, even for him "

hmmm yes, continuing to insult me must definitely be the best course of action to take then huh?

does it actually hurt to be that stupid?

6/18/2010 12:59:02 PM

yo what's this arab/ambrosia drama


someone send me a link/summary/blood sample/whatever

6/18/2010 1:14:52 PM

See billytalent's thread about his broad's ring. I think his biggest problem is that I nailed the problem of a fragile ego, and he can't let it go. You know, due to said ego's state.

Note the date of that comment.
And then note all the things arab responded to, as though I said or espoused them, that I actually didn't.

6/18/2010 1:16:52 PM

damn, you seem like a bitch.

6/18/2010 1:20:05 PM

I didn't realize that it was ever a secret.

6/18/2010 1:21:26 PM

aight, I'll check it out

6/18/2010 1:22:10 PM

Probably not, I just never paid attention to what you posted until I realized you were so bitchy.

6/18/2010 1:22:29 PM

I figured as much

6/18/2010 1:23:32 PM

wait what? I was not aware of Arab/Ambrosia drama?

Arab didn't even notice the whole billytalent ring thread, cause he was at his batchlor wkd. and laughed when he saw it.

I don't like Ambrosia cause she rubbed me the wrong way with a comment one night when I was in a bad mood.

I didn't know those two had drama!

6/18/2010 1:26:06 PM

arab just wants to pee in her butt

and she wants someone to pee in her butt

6/18/2010 1:26:45 PM

we've got an alchy on our hands....

Quote :

"i had like 20 beers this week already! "

6/18/2010 1:33:40 PM

My god, if the first day of the week is Monday, that's at least four per night!!

6/18/2010 1:34:51 PM

too many liquid calories for me.

6/18/2010 1:39:32 PM

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 1:54 PM. Reason : Konfessions....i dont get any ]

6/18/2010 1:43:03 PM

a good 90% of that post that you're referring to in that post does not relate to you or what you said kumquat. the other post is only tangentially related.

glad to see you're still not keeping up at the same rate though.

6/18/2010 4:01:09 PM

Did you know she likes getting fucked in the dirty asshole?

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 6:58 PM. Reason : ed]

6/18/2010 6:58:02 PM

Quote :

"My god, if the first day of the week is Monday, that's at least four per night!!"

Wait...is that bad?

6/18/2010 7:09:38 PM