^ that's more bulimia than anorexia... i'd think someone who had anorexia would know that...

6/22/2010 11:14:50 PM

Quote :

"I just looked at my vagina in the mirror after I just had sex and it looks like a yawning baby baboon. "

I, sincerely, hope this is the reason that I was randomly PM'ed this.

6/22/2010 11:49:33 PM

i like to fuck armpits

i might be in the wrong thread

6/23/2010 12:30:25 AM

Haha...gg!

6/23/2010 12:43:08 AM

Quote :

"I have a nagging feeling once in awhile that my significant other has checked out of our relationship without me and I am stupidly waiting for them to check back in."

Don't wait too long.

6/23/2010 4:51:28 PM

hook it up with some confessions please

6/23/2010 5:15:08 PM

can i has confessions?

6/23/2010 5:16:04 PM

Quote :

"I kinda want to get in the ring with you. But that could be dangerous. "

6/23/2010 5:24:02 PM

want confession plz.

6/23/2010 5:35:33 PM

Quote :

"I am past ready to have kids. But I'm fucking terrified of the notion, too. "

6/23/2010 5:37:07 PM

confessions for me, please

6/23/2010 6:12:18 PM

Quote :

"first time i have had a girl just accept a dinner date without any roundabout bullshit.. just can't think about it too much or i will over think it and mess something up.."

you got this, mang. Be confident!

6/23/2010 9:05:05 PM

oh oh! yes! yes!!! got one!!

Quote :

" I enjoy blaring my *NSYNC CDs and singing along at the top of my lungs while driving my work truck. It is my "embarrassed to have anyone know I know the words to these songs as an almost-thirty straight male" guilty pleasure music. "

6/23/2010 11:50:30 PM

Quote :

"I think the years of my eating disorder have damaged my heart. I frequently suffer from palpitations, sometimes to the point where I am left out of breath and exhausted from my heart pounding so hard and irregularly. I don't know how to bring this up to my doctor without sounding like a hypochondriac, especially considering I have been hiding this from them from years and they think I am in great health. If something IS wrong, I'm not sure I want to know."

oh my!

6/24/2010 10:38:47 AM

better to know now and start treatment (if necessary) than wait and find out the hard way, right?

the risk of sounding like a hypochondriac VS the risk of an untreated chronic heart condition

your choice...

6/24/2010 10:47:18 AM

^^ that's really, really scary.

you need to talk to your doctor about - and you need to get help. i'm sure that people have said that before - but seriously - you don't want to die young because you didn't try to get help

6/24/2010 10:54:31 AM

^^^ That could also just be anxiety attacks

6/24/2010 11:09:20 AM

Quote :

"I also have some weird eating condition that I do not know how to get fixed. Sometimes when I'm eating, my throat feels like it has a seizure and seizes up right when I'm swallowing so I feel like I'm going to choke on the food. It started when I was under an immense load of stress from class work during a family trip a few years ago. It happens almost every time I eat with people, from close friends to complete strangers, and most often whenever I go out to eat. Its to where I hate eating with people or going out because I can't enjoy eating . I have to eat incredibly slow with small bites and drink a lot of water to help my body not nearly choke on it."

^^^^And about the heart issue, that comes right along with eating disorder. If they don't stop it they will have a burst heart in no time. That is the only choice. GET SOME HELP!

[Edited on June 24, 2010 at 11:28 AM. Reason : Arrows]

6/24/2010 11:25:08 AM

send confessions to me, plz

6/24/2010 11:42:08 AM

Quote :

"I've always wanted a surprise party but of course that's something you can't ask for... I really want when I go away but I'm pretty sure no one will throw one"

I hope someone guesses who this is and fulfills your dream.

6/24/2010 12:00:30 PM

guys

it's not random if you ask for confessions

6/24/2010 12:00:58 PM

Quote :

"You are the bee's knees!"

the person that sent me this is amazing!

[Edited on June 24, 2010 at 12:12 PM. Reason : ...]

6/24/2010 12:11:30 PM

Quote :

"i forgot deodorant and i smell"

I forgive you.

6/24/2010 4:32:39 PM

Quote :

"so, I have been around a TWWer twice and they have farted in both instances and played it off. I wish I were better friends so I could call this person out"

6/24/2010 4:44:53 PM

Quote :

"I confess i like to smell my funky lady junk after a workout "

6/24/2010 4:47:34 PM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeey i want confessions too

6/24/2010 5:24:51 PM

Quote :

"^ that's more bulimia than anorexia... i'd think someone who had anorexia would know that..."

actually no. the DSM-IV criteria for anorexia describes 2 types: restricting and binge-eating–purging. there's also 2 types of bulimia.

6/24/2010 6:23:26 PM

I've contributed to this thread more than once. Now give me a confession!

6/24/2010 6:35:10 PM

Quote :

"I gave a hitchiker a ride today. I weren't skurred."

dbl poast!

6/24/2010 10:53:15 PM

i will receive confessions!

6/24/2010 11:30:42 PM

Quote :

"i just found out that one of my siblings friends from growing up got sent to prison for 6 years. they wouldn't tell me why, but followed it up with telling me not to google his name. well i did, and he got busted for child porn. some really nasty stuff. and i'm really creeped out by it - especially knowing he was around my sibling's kids "

6/25/2010 10:55:17 AM

Lol. What's the first thing you do when someone says "don't google his name"?

You google his name. Duh.

6/25/2010 11:01:31 AM

that's just asking you to google his name.

6/25/2010 11:51:18 AM

s

[Edited on June 25, 2010 at 12:54 PM. Reason : sry wrong window ]

6/25/2010 12:45:57 PM

Quote :

"For whatever reason, if I eat pistachios, I MUST have a diet coke to drink with them. OM NOM NOM"

6/25/2010 4:20:51 PM

i kan haz konfeshins tew?

6/25/2010 5:21:21 PM

Quote :

"I had a real good thing going with this girl, but I fear its all going to end tomorrow "

6/26/2010 12:05:53 AM

^ SUCKS FOR THAT GUY

6/26/2010 12:10:32 AM

psh, I hope it does end tomorrow for him.

6/26/2010 1:43:45 AM

damn bmel. h8?

6/26/2010 2:50:12 AM

Quote :

"I wish i had an internship that will provide me with experience in an HR or business related field.. ping me back if u find one kk"

not so much a confession as a "do me a favor, brah", but it's all good.

will do

6/26/2010 9:53:08 AM

this should already be clear

but you should not send ^ this guy confessions

6/27/2010 11:10:20 AM

confessions, please?

6/28/2010 3:13:24 AM

got this late last night after i went to bed:

Quote :

"The first time I saw saps IRL, he was coming out of stool pigeons on Glenwood with some guys to get into a car and he fell down onto the sidewalk and rolled into the gutter between the car and the sidewalk. I just recognized him from pics on here. "

6/28/2010 8:44:58 AM

Quote :

"I feel for Marshall Mathers. I wish I knew him personally."

6/28/2010 9:45:38 AM

Quote :

"any time i hear a customer complaint or read a negative review, i can't help but judge the customer as the root of the issue."

I agree and I'm an understanding person, but then there is the situation where something just sucks.

6/28/2010 11:52:19 AM

Quote :

"I am inappropriately excited to be staying in a hilton hotel over the holiday weekend. It's not like I've never stayed in "nicer" hotels before. "

6/28/2010 11:13:30 PM

Someone FUCKNIG CONFESS

6/29/2010 9:24:05 AM

Quote :

"i had a date yesterday but i think she is not interested in me "

6/29/2010 9:40:09 AM

set em up

6/29/2010 10:01:52 AM