[new]phalo

5/24/2008 12:29:11 AM

I'm still drunk.

YOUFALO.

5/24/2008 12:30:03 AM

i am drunk too... YOU FAIL O RLY

5/24/2008 12:30:39 AM

5/24/2008 12:30:43 AM

[i'm not nearly as drunk as i should be]phalo

5/24/2008 12:31:08 AM

5/24/2008 12:31:37 AM

5/24/2008 12:32:31 AM

Shit.

I didn't mean to get drunk, it jsut happened. But now I'm tired, and the room is spinning.

5/24/2008 12:33:13 AM

One time I was walking down the street and turned the corner. Somebody punched me in the chest. I looked up and it was Martin Luther King Jr. He looked at me and said, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."

5/24/2008 12:33:22 AM

posting on tww when drunk is the best

5/24/2008 12:33:37 AM

yes, photos are hashed. dnl - edit the photo very slightly and then upload it again

5/24/2008 12:34:23 AM

^i don't know why but i seriously burst out in lol'z over that

gg sir

5/24/2008 12:34:51 AM

This is my first time posting intoxicated.

I don't know if I like it or not.

5/24/2008 12:35:25 AM

it leads to saying funny shit

oh and does anybody think Blanche from the Golden Girls was sexy

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : ,]

5/24/2008 12:35:39 AM

Quote :

"does anybody think Blanche from the Golden Girls was sexy"

5/24/2008 12:36:09 AM

sometimes, then I'm reminded by my story of how I can attract 14 year olds.

5/24/2008 12:36:33 AM

what about Rose?

5/24/2008 12:36:52 AM

Blanche? Srsly?

Is anyone under the age of 70 named Blanche? Fuck that.

5/24/2008 12:37:32 AM

no but im talking about a senior citizen here!

5/24/2008 12:38:11 AM

Big daddy? haha

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : big daddy? haha]

5/24/2008 12:38:23 AM

You like the wrinkled cat. And THAT'S OK.

5/24/2008 12:38:46 AM

hey now i didnt say i didnt say i thought she was sexy. i just asked.

i heard the one that played Rose was originally gonna be Blanche.

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 12:40 AM. Reason : .]

5/24/2008 12:39:55 AM

i would tear them 80 year old folds up.

5/24/2008 12:40:43 AM

Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night...

Personally, I'm drunk... so you know.

5/24/2008 12:40:49 AM

i hear ya. when you sober up you'll come around. right now you think your superman, you could do anything.

5/24/2008 12:42:09 AM

Anything but an 80 yr old.

5/24/2008 12:42:59 AM

i am not reading all these posts after my last one

5/24/2008 12:44:32 AM

Did you see my epic toe injury?

5/24/2008 12:45:44 AM

post it

5/24/2008 12:47:34 AM

your wish is granted. fucking weirdo.

5/24/2008 12:48:49 AM

actually i wasnt sure if you were black and i didnt feel like looking back in the thread for the pic.

but i still cant tell

5/24/2008 12:50:54 AM

photo gallery, ftw

I'm mullato.

5/24/2008 12:51:42 AM

yeah i looked but i wasnt sure if that was you chillin or just people chillin
and i didnt see you flying a plane

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 12:53 AM. Reason : .]

5/24/2008 12:52:46 AM

you're muphalo?

5/24/2008 12:52:56 AM

omgross

5/24/2008 12:54:42 AM

Yea, my bro in the other pic is the actual licensed pilot, but I was flying during one of his sessions.


And ^ I told you the shit was epic!!

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 12:58 AM. Reason : carrot]

5/24/2008 12:58:03 AM

i bet flying is sweet

and i want

5/24/2008 1:03:11 AM

child molester!


actually, the flying thing was pretty sweet. I remember the instructor asking if I wanted to take a shot at landing the plane... I was like, ummm.. NO. wtf.

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 1:07 AM. Reason : add]

5/24/2008 1:04:09 AM

fuck that. i wouldnt let any little shithead kids on my inflatable water park.

5/24/2008 1:07:21 AM

those water cannons look pretty sweet.

damn. this tequila has my shit tingly from my knees down.

5/24/2008 1:10:40 AM

i have finished the jager and all is well on the western front...some bball needs to partake in the near future

5/24/2008 1:12:10 AM

10AM in Morrisville. It's going down. I will be there.

5/24/2008 1:15:05 AM

tomorrow/today? hell no, ill be just waking up, then hangin out with my parents who are making a visit into town

5/24/2008 1:15:49 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Tikes-Super-Splash-Waterpark/dp/B000PGOUYG


dude i am so buying this

5/24/2008 1:18:07 AM

boy, if only i had 600 bucks to waste...oh wait...


no, i got 300. not 600, stupid govt

5/24/2008 1:19:25 AM

the crashing waves is cheaper

http://www.littletikes.com/toys/crashing-waves-water-park.aspx

5/24/2008 1:20:19 AM

slam and slide fits your budget

http://www.littletikes.com/Toys/slam-slide.aspx?

5/24/2008 1:21:04 AM

O RLY? i already spent my govt money on bills. what a relief economy...

5/24/2008 1:21:56 AM

theres a little basketball hoop on the slam n slide too!

5/24/2008 1:23:42 AM

SLAM N SLIDE?!?

SERIOUSLY?

5/24/2008 1:24:16 AM