my highschool is gonna frame a pic of me for their weightroom wall

that shit is deep

8/13/2006 12:53:47 AM

1. i like hearing "god youve lost weight, i can really see it in your face"
2. that black chick was weird and her moaning when she hug'd me creeped me out

8/13/2006 1:37:30 AM

i am a bitch

8/13/2006 1:38:07 AM

im a lover
im a child and a mother.

8/13/2006 1:38:46 AM

oh lord

8/13/2006 1:40:30 AM

moaning black chicks are hot

8/13/2006 1:40:55 AM

i like nuts

8/13/2006 1:43:31 AM

Well, the world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm not necessary. Had. I'm so insignificant I can't even kill myself.

Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published.

8/13/2006 1:46:28 AM

have i had enough beer??















Nope.

8/13/2006 1:47:05 AM

sleep

is for the weak

8/13/2006 2:29:52 AM

how can cats that are so small manage to take up the whole fucking bed?

8/13/2006 2:32:16 AM

sleep is for the weak, but so is weakness.

8/13/2006 5:33:42 AM

She really gave me her number?

ow my head...



ow my wallet...

8/13/2006 10:03:08 AM

agh! LOC in HD!

8/13/2006 11:01:06 AM

its always a nasty pill to swallow when you find out people you thought were your friends turn out not to be.

8/13/2006 11:14:50 AM

someone get up with me for dg


my phones dead, so call my lovely assistant plz

8/13/2006 11:26:24 AM

i'm gonna lose his messages on purpose

8/13/2006 11:28:57 AM

"They bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets and they bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets and they bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets and they bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets and they bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets and they bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets and they bouncin them jeeps on the new york streets...."

SHUT THE EFF UP!!!!!!!!!

That commercial is FAR worse than the HeadOn commercial. And that's pretty bad!!!!

8/13/2006 1:10:30 PM

<3 Saracco Moscato d'Asti

such a fucking girly wine, but I love it so <3

8/13/2006 1:16:24 PM

still feeling like a bitch

8/13/2006 1:18:56 PM

fuck the cockblocker...
if thats how she wants to go out, we can play that game

8/13/2006 1:21:41 PM

people can be such fucking bitch asses sometimes

8/13/2006 1:25:17 PM

I DID IT AND I DIDNT DIE!

8/13/2006 5:09:53 PM

I pwnt everyone at a fantasy draft just now.

8/13/2006 5:38:42 PM

london broil and fresh corn for dinner

8/13/2006 5:57:00 PM

Keep drinking or take a break until the game starts?

[Edited on August 13, 2006 at 5:57 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2006 5:57:31 PM

keep drinkin, duh

8/13/2006 5:58:20 PM

I need to start drinking

8/13/2006 5:59:08 PM

me 2

8/13/2006 5:59:42 PM

I ♥ the way you think.

[Edited on August 13, 2006 at 6:00 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2006 6:00:46 PM

so umm, I'm sober

I need to fix this

8/13/2006 6:05:29 PM

it's too pretty outside to be feeling this bad

8/13/2006 6:06:25 PM

Football tonight woman!

[Edited on August 13, 2006 at 6:08 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2006 6:07:12 PM

i'm hanging out with your sister.

i do need to get my glasses though.

i'm not really in the mood to be social with a group

8/13/2006 6:08:16 PM

Word. Send her my love.

Not gonna be a group here tonight I don't think.

8/13/2006 6:09:22 PM

I swear... you people and fantasy football

8/13/2006 6:10:03 PM

it's been a weekend full of some huge life altering realizations

i'm not sure if i'm trying to be social with ANYONE..

sallie is good for cheering me up though you can join if you'd like.

8/13/2006 6:10:17 PM

fuck drinking and fuck football.

8/13/2006 6:29:41 PM

Call Pizza Hut for dinner, or just cook?

[Edited on August 13, 2006 at 6:34 PM. Reason : ]

8/13/2006 6:32:13 PM

aha i havent been sunburnt all summer and i finally get sunburnty in the fucking mountians, weird

8/13/2006 6:36:58 PM

do I want to eat the rest of the chicken from Boston Market, cook, go to outback or macaroni grille, or eat fast food?

8/13/2006 6:37:57 PM

stir fry and Sunday night football!

8/13/2006 6:38:04 PM

i just blew up the bathroom. my dane cook cd is funny. wow is addictive.

8/13/2006 6:38:35 PM

shitty, proposal for work that involved lots of work... flush, down the drain

8/13/2006 6:39:23 PM

I wonder if NFL football on NBC is going to suck as much as every other sporting event covered on NBC.

8/13/2006 6:41:00 PM

why won't my del.icio.us plugin work?

8/13/2006 7:42:13 PM

my del.icio.us plugin still works

8/13/2006 7:43:22 PM

tired

8/13/2006 7:46:16 PM

I wonder if they found that mouse I saw in Cary Towne Center..

I kind of hope they let it go and didn't kill it.. it was cute...

8/13/2006 8:53:48 PM

Hank III -
Oct. 13
Charlotte, NC
Amos' Southend

Oct. 14
Fayettville, NC
Jesters

Oct. 15
Winston-Salem, NC
Ziggy's

Oct. 17
Raleigh, NC
Lincoln Theatre

8/13/2006 9:07:29 PM