7/7/2010 12:20:43 AM

grimx that confession was from me dude just to get your hopes up

sorry

7/7/2010 12:20:49 AM

damn it, nobody ever reads the 49th post

7/7/2010 12:21:47 AM

I'm sorry evan, did you say something

7/7/2010 12:23:18 AM

my face was towards evan

and i know i called the confession before

7/7/2010 12:24:04 AM

Quote :

"I snore. My snoring is horrible. But if you roll me over from my back to my side, I usually stop. If that doesn't work, then continue to roll me on my stomach and that'll definitely stop it* *just make sure if/when I roll on my stomach, the snoring doesn't stop due to suffocation."

^so what, you're sayin' i look beat up?

7/7/2010 12:24:40 AM

nah not beatup

the beatup face is apparently interchangable with the awesome face

so says qntm

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

7/7/2010 12:37:03 AM

Quote :

"I find it very difficult to reconcile my need to be good Christian with my need to have some really great sex, and soon. I always feel better after praying and pondering my religious feelings and sometimes just talking to God, but I also know how much better I feel after having my pussy eaten until I explode. So far the Christian in me is winning out. I've given up porn and all sexual activity for quite a very long time. However, I know if the right person came along I would be a seriously back sliding fool. This is very disturbing to me because I can't get rid of the thoughts, wants, and feelings and I know I should be able to have more control over myself."

7/8/2010 5:56:16 AM

^ wow, that is serious there! I think that you need to focus on good works and helping people, rather than denying your body something that it naturaly craves. I'm not saying go hook-up with every one, but watching porn really isn't going to kill your soul.

7/8/2010 7:52:13 AM

Quote :

"So far the Christian in me is winning out. I've given up porn and all sexual activity for quite a very long time."

does the bible say watching porn is "wrong"?

serious question

7/8/2010 7:53:54 AM

^^^ that one is pretty impressive

7/8/2010 8:43:31 AM

^^Well the Bible speaks out against fornication and general lewd behavior. Given that, it's hard to conceive how a medium that revolves around both of those could be OK.

Of course, it also speaks out against a man "spilling his seed" without addressing wet dreams.

7/8/2010 11:02:33 AM

req a confession

7/8/2010 11:13:50 AM

I'll take one but it won't be posted for another 40 minutes or so cause I gotta go do something lolz

7/8/2010 11:35:08 AM

I'll take confessions...I need a green inbox to help with my self-esteem issues

as for the seriouscat post above...speaking from 12 step experience, the control I seek over my behaviors comes when I give up my own control & allow my higher power to take over.

7/8/2010 11:51:42 AM

I'll take one as well.

7/8/2010 11:56:45 AM

people need to start sending other people more confessions. i need entertainment for when i get off work.

7/8/2010 3:51:32 PM

Quote :

"i'm torn between being in a serious relationship and having fun. each time i think i meet someone i want a serious relationship with someone comes around to sleep with. but then after sleeping with them for a little bit i cut them off, cause i know as long as i keep doing stuff like that i won't get into a real relationship again and i'd really like to be in a LTR again. and then its cyclical from there "

7/8/2010 4:40:57 PM

only one? come on people!

Quote :

"i haven't eaten anything in 44 hours. "

Quote :

"i can't wait til i get a puppy. i will be able to pick up so many chicks with a puppy "

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ..]

7/8/2010 9:29:58 PM

a little late with this one 'cause I was at Slim's & then the Ale House tonight...

Quote :

"ever since the first time a girl gave me a pregnancy scare i've wondered if i'm interested in being a parent anymore and just get the surgery. after the second time i felt more confident in not being a father. and after the third time i really was interested in the surgery. "

it's not an easy decision, but one I made for myself & not so much based on the lie from my first marriage. I really think I was afraid of being a less than perfect dad. It's not permanent, per se, but u gotta do a lot to get it reversed.

7/8/2010 10:30:25 PM

somebody send a confession my way plz

7/8/2010 10:32:11 PM

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"what im confessing is that while they were jerking me off one of them gives me a thumbs up out of fucking no where. i chuckled."

7/8/2010 10:35:51 PM

Quote :

"I will have the vasectomy procedure done, probably next year as a Christmas gift to myself. This Christmas will more than likely be my wisdom teeth "

7/8/2010 10:37:35 PM

Nobody is coming near my shit with a scalpel son.

"Vasectomy?! Well, the chart said penectomy...... Sorry about that son..."

7/8/2010 10:40:53 PM

the nurse that assisted with mine was smokin' hot. it was cold & she had her high beams on. they give you vallium, so I could pretend to be dazed while staring at her wonderful bosom

7/8/2010 10:42:41 PM

7/8/2010 10:44:08 PM

I'll take a confession or ten.

7/8/2010 10:46:16 PM

Quote :

" "

Quote :

"one of the things that keeps me from getting pregnant and having children is the fact that i have such a horrible body image that i'm scared to death of actually gaining weight during the course of pregnancy. i'm afraid i'll sabotage myself to avoid weight gain, thus hurting the baby. :/ "

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:54 PM. Reason : fg]

7/8/2010 10:47:31 PM

Quote :

"i'm quietly struggling with all sorts of "issues" that have come up this week. the hamster wheel in my head just will not stop, and i'm constantly thinking about all the different aspects of my life and what is wrong with every one of them. it's having a crazy negative effect on my life in general, but i'm so apathetic that i have no desire to actually seek out the help i so obviously need. so i sit here randomly confessing to people i don't know. what a fucking loser."

7/8/2010 11:00:03 PM

Quote :

"professionally, i often feel like a dumbass who can talk the talk but doesn't actually get anything meaningful accomplished "

I think a lot of people feel that way, unless they're an idiot and have an overinflated sense of importance.

7/8/2010 11:15:39 PM

Quote :

"I think that khcadwa or however the hell you spell it might be the most self centered person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. If she wasn't so good looking, she'd be torn a new asshole by the people on this site. "

Quote :

"I would totally give ThePeter awesome head right now if I could. "

Quote :

"I was going to drive drunk on Wade Avenue until I found out about the checkpoint. "

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:00 AM. Reason : more!]

7/8/2010 11:55:02 PM

Quote :

"I don't remember the last time my mother hugged me. Maybe when I was 5? I can count on one hand how many times she's said she loves me. It's not expressed as much as it is understood. I know she loves me because of the little things she does. I miss that physical connection. My father makes me feel like shit in the sense that he'll give me hugs and say he loves me, but they are just words. There's nothing but obligation behind what he does. I'm his mistake child, a leech to his financial portfolio. Fuck my life. "

7/9/2010 12:46:07 AM

^QQ?

7/9/2010 12:48:04 AM

idk what that means

7/9/2010 12:51:15 AM

cry?

7/9/2010 12:57:05 AM

Quote :

"I had REALLY amazing sex yesterday. "

7/9/2010 10:02:52 AM

someone send me something please

7/9/2010 10:17:19 AM

Quote :

"I can feel myself getting depressed again, but I don't have the courage to see someone about it. "

Quote :

"i really won't sleep with someone who goes by initials like TJ or something like that. i think it sounds silly when saying during sex."

7/9/2010 10:34:09 AM

Quote :

"I have no idea who Lebron James is. I know he's a basketball player but have no clue who he plays for or why everyone is freaking out right now. And I really don't care, except that I hate when EVERYONE knows about something I don't. That still doesn't make me care enough to actually figure out what the deal with him is though. "

7/9/2010 10:59:58 AM

^I have no idea what Google is.

7/9/2010 1:15:06 PM

Quote :

"I found something out that someone would be really interested in knowing, but when I tried to extend an olive branch they snapped at me. I could potentially do really bad things with what I have. What should I do? "

and omg how could someone seriously not know who lebron james is. that is baffling.

7/9/2010 4:31:56 PM

Quote :

""I think that khcadwa or however the hell you spell it might be the most self centered person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. If she wasn't so good looking, she'd be torn a new asshole by the people on this site. ""

7/9/2010 4:36:26 PM

Quote :

"The elevator at my work has mirrors in it. So when I ride on it by myself I will sometimes pretend like I am playing basketball and shooting free throws. I'll do the full motion - lining up, bending my knees and following through. Or I will pretend like I am a quarterback and will practice throwing to a receiver. I watch myself in the mirror and observe my form and technique. I have to be careful that I stop before the door opens in case someone is standing there and sees me. It makes me think about if there is a live camera feed to some security desk and someone is watching and laughing. I also wonder what other people do when they ride the elevator by themselves."

7/9/2010 4:38:47 PM

Uh -- I don't know who Lebron James is other than he's some guy Joie named her dog after.

If you don't follow sports or watch a new's program where you're forced to sit through the sports segment, it's pretty easy to remain clueless.

7/9/2010 4:41:35 PM

Who is that Obama guy and why do they talk about him on TV sometimes?

7/9/2010 4:42:26 PM

^^ Or not listen to/watch/read the news... ever...

7/9/2010 4:47:14 PM

^^^ that is true i guess. just seems like even people who don't follow sports know big name athletes (and knew them BEFORE they were in the news for other life issues)...kobe, derek jeter, tiger woods, etc

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 4:51 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2010 4:48:21 PM

One of these days I'll be nice and pick one of you random people for my confessions... first I have to do some crazy shit so they are good ones though

7/9/2010 4:49:30 PM

please make it meeeeeeeeeee

7/9/2010 4:49:39 PM

I'm just astonished that someone think kadwachle is "so good looking"

really? really?

7/9/2010 4:51:34 PM