Quote :

"God I'd much rather be at home sleeping than sittin here doin jack shit at work"

amen, though i did do one thing at least....

8/18/2006 9:45:26 AM

today is going to be borrrring

8/18/2006 9:48:31 AM

i made one hell of an omelete

8/18/2006 9:48:38 AM

mmm, I think I want breakfast for dinner tonight

8/18/2006 9:51:19 AM

pizza and beer

8/18/2006 9:51:23 AM

i had a piece of bread...cut in half. and 1/4 a cup of egg substitute...and made a sammich. 80 calories.

8/18/2006 9:51:40 AM

fuck a diet
just get infected ulcers in your mouth
you will drop 15 pounds i promise

8/18/2006 9:53:07 AM

^ that's fucking disgusting

8/18/2006 9:53:35 AM

damn skippy

8/18/2006 9:54:21 AM

i had a fried egg with a slice of cheese on top of it which i then proceeded to place on a slice of buttered toast washed down with a huge glass of oj. i think i need to shit now.

8/18/2006 9:56:55 AM

i'm going to have a nutri-grain bar and a couple bottles of water

and for lunch, a grilled chicken salad.

8/18/2006 9:58:27 AM

time to run some errands for work.

8/18/2006 9:58:48 AM

I love my kegerator... but damn this coming into work with a hangover

8/18/2006 10:33:15 AM

mail
package

8/18/2006 10:43:49 AM

the male package

8/18/2006 11:01:59 AM

so much for a short day at work today.

8/18/2006 11:12:04 AM

food food food food

8/18/2006 11:19:59 AM

ahhhhh, ive got to go to the gym.....but thats going to have to wait a few more min

8/18/2006 11:30:31 AM

2 hours and 20 minutes and i'm OUTTA here! i need to make a to do list for when i get home

8/18/2006 11:41:12 AM

i got absolutely no sleep last night.....................

8/18/2006 11:44:37 AM

8/18/2006 11:44:52 AM

does smiling burn calories?

8/18/2006 11:45:33 AM

i want to go home

8/18/2006 11:47:22 AM

i need some new motherfucking pants

8/18/2006 11:48:12 AM

8/18/2006 12:29:07 PM

Hope it doesn't rain, I want to go to the outside movie

8/18/2006 12:31:31 PM

OH SNAP, THE COOKOUT!

8/18/2006 12:34:44 PM

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ATTORNEYS MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/18/2006 12:42:09 PM

hope you have a good time this weekend LK

8/18/2006 12:50:49 PM

i'm ready for my gf to be back

8/18/2006 12:51:27 PM

if you think your client is a jackass.... DON'T SEND THEM AN EMAIL WITH YOUR >>>>'BEHIND THE BACK' CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THEM.

last time we use these fuckers

[Edited on August 18, 2006 at 1:01 PM. Reason : a]

8/18/2006 1:01:32 PM

weekend begins in 30 min!

8/18/2006 1:02:56 PM

i dont wanna work in New Bern sunday.

8/18/2006 1:04:14 PM

mmmmmm massive Nosh swiss-chocolate chunk cookies

8/18/2006 1:05:28 PM

hmm, I think its about time for me to make my exit

8/18/2006 1:06:52 PM

I wonder how much I'm gonna have to pay for tickets to the Panthers v. Jacksonville game this Saturday?

8/18/2006 1:10:26 PM

i think the reason i can't get up with my client is he's now in jail....hmmmmmmmm

8/18/2006 1:22:07 PM

8/18/2006 1:22:44 PM

metallica sucks

8/18/2006 1:26:55 PM

paycheck! w00t

pretty much exactly how much I thought it would be... fucknut! just about $300 a week goes to the govt.

8/18/2006 1:32:11 PM

i adopted a fish, you may feed him if you like.

adopt your own virtual pet!

8/18/2006 1:40:41 PM

for lunch today, i ate an entire pint of ben and jerry's chunky monkey. take that people on a diet.

8/18/2006 1:40:49 PM

^^i just fed the shit out of that fish

8/18/2006 1:43:12 PM

17 minutes! i'm not working ANYMORE!

that was my last phone call...i've sent out all the letters imma send out...and no more notes!

8/18/2006 1:43:24 PM

I just sat outside and drank a beer on campus while talking to my grandma.

god bless grad student housing

8/18/2006 1:43:45 PM

EAT WETBACK EAT!!!

8/18/2006 1:45:44 PM

damn that thing cannot be overfed and die....

why the fuck does the one o'clock hour TAKE FOREVER...

8/18/2006 1:48:29 PM

INVINCIBLE FISH! he's been in training for a while.

actually his shit weighs as much as a thousand suns.

[Edited on August 18, 2006 at 1:53 PM. Reason : )]

8/18/2006 1:52:25 PM

i am a hurting unit

8/18/2006 1:56:28 PM

Quote :

"actually his shit weighs as much as a thousand suns."

lol, iswydt

8/18/2006 1:57:52 PM