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"its like how many other guys saw this shit"

I dunno, I'd be of the opinion of, "Who cares" and let them ride it until either they or I got tired of it. But that's just me.

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:12 PM. Reason : 109]

7/28/2008 2:12:17 PM

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"i mean...i wouldn't want to make a dude my bf that sleeps with me without knowing me..."

alcohol happens... i did this once or twice on accident.

7/28/2008 2:13:52 PM

well yeah...of course...

but i edited

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"i mean...i wouldn't want to make a dude my bf that sleeps with me without knowing me... that's doesn't mean i wouldn't sleep with him....but i wouldn't take him seriously"

7/28/2008 2:15:22 PM

ive faked getting off

7/28/2008 2:16:10 PM

^^ I think that this is the best way to go at the point that I'm at in my life.

^ I've actually done that too, before...

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:17 PM. Reason : o.O]

7/28/2008 2:17:09 PM

^^i've done that a few times

7/28/2008 2:19:01 PM

as have I

7/28/2008 2:20:08 PM

haha i think i did a really bad job of it too

7/28/2008 2:20:33 PM

meeh i'm not overly expressive anyway

7/28/2008 2:21:24 PM

man i hate it when i go to the office bathroom and someone is taking a shit...i usually just wash my hands and get out and use the bathroom like 5 minutes later

7/28/2008 2:24:31 PM

this all goes back to the "loose vs. easy" conversation


i mean...i'll be the first to admit that i'm pretty easy...

if i really want to sleep with you i'm not going to play some bullshit games and make you wait for it...


but i am not loose....i won't sleep with any and everything that comes along...

but i know lots of girls that will....they need the attention

7/28/2008 2:26:08 PM

I have no clue how my boss makes 6 figures when his answer to ever question I ask him is "Uhhh I dunno".

Serial wtf?

7/28/2008 2:26:08 PM

^^i just hate women that think i will like them more just by being slutty/whorish...i'm not that kinda dude

7/28/2008 2:27:54 PM

^^ my boss makes 6 figures and hasn't responded to email/phone in about 2 weeks now

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : .]

7/28/2008 2:27:55 PM

I love it when they say "oh i was just letting you do your own thing and figure things out without any help for the week"

7/28/2008 2:29:56 PM

What?

7/28/2008 2:32:01 PM

my boss will disappear for a week or two at a time then play it off like he was trying to make me work things out on my own without help--when in fact he was in Hawaii

7/28/2008 2:32:56 PM

oh no, mine isn't responsive and then yells at me for whatever i've done.

it's awesome!

7/28/2008 2:43:36 PM

That's basically how mine is. He has no clue how to do ANYTHING...and I do mean anything. Then he'll come up to me and be like "why did you do it like this?"

I mean...when you don't tell me, I have to figure out how to do it on my own, and that doesn't mean I'll do it the right way If I don't know how, I will just get it done.

I have been putting him off all day, but now it's time for me to go and help him bind a submission to the FDA all on my own.

[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : I don't feel well so I will be a bitch to him.]

7/28/2008 2:53:14 PM

My boss is a genius no joke...

Smartest man i ever met.

7/28/2008 3:22:09 PM

I don't want to hang out with that dude again. But I can't think of a way to go about that without being a bitch.

Drama ftl

7/28/2008 4:30:52 PM

i haven't had an orgasm since friday

7/28/2008 4:43:36 PM

don't lie...

you know you busted all over yourself when you saw me saturday night!

7/28/2008 4:44:36 PM

i heard some rule that if you are drunk and dont remember something it didnt happen

7/28/2008 4:47:41 PM

if that's the case then a big majority of my adult life never happened

7/28/2008 4:48:38 PM

haha

7/28/2008 4:49:24 PM

i am way too happy when i start winning in srabulous

7/28/2008 4:52:27 PM

I got swindled out of 12 bucks by buying the "Listen Up" device, thinking I could hear coworkers' whispered conversations. Piece of crap picks up too much ambient noise (idling printers, typing, etc.) to be of any use.

7/28/2008 4:59:40 PM

i am quite happy that no matter what i do/say on tww life goes on

7/28/2008 8:50:54 PM

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"I got swindled out of 12 bucks by buying the "Listen Up" device, thinking I could hear coworkers' whispered conversations. Piece of crap picks up too much ambient noise (idling printers, typing, etc.) to be of any use."

that made me lol

7/28/2008 10:42:56 PM

If I had teh money, I would get waxed all the time.

7/28/2008 10:46:52 PM

i'm pretty impatient sometimes

7/28/2008 10:51:50 PM

I feel like I should work out more.

7/28/2008 10:56:40 PM

Pretty much all my issues with women stem from my relationship with my mother.

I don't like dealing with people who have accents and speak even slightly broken English.

I need to work on both of these things.

7/29/2008 12:27:28 PM

sometimes i fake cell phone calls when im in busy conference rooms so i can go outside
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just to fart

7/29/2008 2:03:13 PM

i'm probably gonna feel shitty the rest of the day now

7/29/2008 2:07:15 PM

I'm already emotionally attached to this dog

7/29/2008 2:10:12 PM

i really hate wachovia sometimes

7/29/2008 3:01:17 PM

I hate them most of the time

7/29/2008 3:25:42 PM

i jerked off in the tea urn at the cafeteria

7/29/2008 3:26:28 PM

nvm

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : saps messed it up we wuz having a convo lol]

7/29/2008 3:28:28 PM

shit, wachovia charges me $35 for overdraft, so count your blessings

7/29/2008 3:29:53 PM

yeah usually 35 for all the times i've overdrafted...thats the other weird thing...she was like well you've never overdrafted before so we will refund it...i was like "lol ok"


i guess if its 13 cents they only overdraft 22 idk

7/29/2008 3:31:04 PM

link a wachovia credit card

voila

7/29/2008 3:31:42 PM

i think it's pretty kick ass that you deposited 30 cents. did you actually go inside to do it?

7/29/2008 3:31:47 PM

they once charged me an unavailable funds fee then 6 overdraft fees and when you added all the fees back i still had 26 bucks in my account...

p.s. i made no deposits


[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 3:33 PM. Reason : .]

7/29/2008 3:32:52 PM

haha yep...i literally told the teller "this is the most pathetic thing i've ever had to do in a bank"...it was all nickles(used the quarters for mcdonalds)...she laughed...i was like "this is worse than that time i had to come in to withdrawl 5 bucks"

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 3:33 PM. Reason : ^damn ]

7/29/2008 3:32:58 PM

Every day I go to the library after work and before class, I listen to Opie & Anthony day repeat on the computer... and I crack up sometimes and get really dirty looks...

Also, I offer to help people in my class before tests, but then get so wrapped up in studying that I completely forget I offered... usually people don't follow up but this one girl seemed genuinely hurt that I forgot

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 5:22 PM. Reason : x]

7/29/2008 5:22:06 PM

had a dream with kamizzel and mcfluffle tonight

7/30/2008 4:36:48 AM

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