i love the leader episode

"are you in need of a messiah?"
"no, but i'll take them bags of money from ya"

[Edited on January 25, 2002 at 7:33 PM. Reason : goof]

1/25/2002 7:26:00 PM

yeah george, you're pathetic

even *I* have seen this one before

[paraphrase] to think I gave up everything and joined a mindless, brain-numbing cult, when all along I had beer [/paraphrase]

1/25/2002 7:27:52 PM

and marge! the bringer of beer

1/25/2002 7:33:32 PM

It is my rumpus room!

1/25/2002 8:54:42 PM

KUSUMAH!!!

you ruined it!!!

After Rex Banner says "Yes I will," Homer says "Doh" not "Nope!"

1/26/2002 12:08:14 AM

Homer: How does Marge usually punish you?

Bart: She makes me taste beer.

1/28/2002 11:14:20 AM

i'm seein double! 4 krustys!

1/28/2002 11:42:44 AM

You're ditching me?

Replacing is such a strong word. Let's just say I'm ditching you.

[Edited on January 28, 2002 at 5:33 PM. Reason : Mr. Dumass]

1/28/2002 5:33:07 PM

Yeah right, pops. No jury in the world is ever gonna convict a baby.....maybe Texas.

1/28/2002 5:34:33 PM

That's funny, Principal Skinner forgot his mother.

1/28/2002 5:38:58 PM

who the hell is he? some kinda leader?

1/28/2002 5:45:58 PM

I knew it! I mean, why would they hold our national grammar rodeo in another country?

1/28/2002 5:50:24 PM

the bartender looks just like John Travolta!

yeah... looks like...

1/28/2002 5:52:50 PM

Ok, I just got off with the chief of police of Shelbyville. He told me that if our kids show up in the mortuary, he will fax us.

1/28/2002 5:56:54 PM

::Homer shooting Quad laser cannon similar to those on the Millenium Falcon::

::stops shooting::

"You are out of sperm.."

"ooooo...."

1/28/2002 6:16:13 PM

jeez, homer... you and marge aint cousins are ya?

1/28/2002 6:19:34 PM

Mr. Burns: I specifically said no geeks!

Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool.

1/28/2002 6:22:58 PM

moe you aint thinking about getting rid of the dank are ya? but moe! the dank! the dank!

1/28/2002 7:41:28 PM

Oooooh!!! He card reads good!

1/29/2002 10:58:03 AM

"You dont win friends with salad"

1/30/2002 3:40:33 AM

barney

"aaaaaaahhhhhh natural light, get it off me get it off me!!!"

1/30/2002 8:00:32 AM

Homer: Can I have a clean glass?

Bartender: *spit cleans glass* Here you go your majesty.

1/30/2002 8:34:02 AM

If they go crazy and murder eachother, I'll owe you a Coke.

1/30/2002 8:45:18 AM

Airport guy: You're not just pretending to be a pilot so you can drink here, are you?

Homer: Yes.

Airport guy: hahah you flyboys crack me up.

Homer: But I keep telling you I'm not a pilot!

Airport guy: And I keep telling you, you flyboys crack me up!!

2/1/2002 12:35:36 AM

Haha, that was the exact same quote I had planned on using next

[Edited on February 1, 2002 at 12:39 AM. Reason : 7]

2/1/2002 12:39:01 AM

Lisa: I think I have a Pi Gau!

Bart: Oh I hate Pi Gau! Can't we play Quang Jong?

2/1/2002 12:40:22 AM

If I wanted to see Japanese people, I'd go to the zoo.

[Edited on February 1, 2002 at 12:41 AM. Reason : sigh]

2/1/2002 12:41:00 AM

Chinese fire dril!!!!

Serious this time!!!!

2/1/2002 12:51:51 AM

This fell to page 2? That's unpossible.

2/4/2002 5:29:02 PM

Eww this is blood!

Correction Lisa, free blood.

2/4/2002 5:29:23 PM

You ever see anybody wave goodbye to a pair of shoes before?

Hehe, once

2/4/2002 5:30:58 PM

Hello, im Troy MacClure, you might remember me from such instructional videos as mothballing your battleship, and Dig your on grave and save!!

2/6/2002 11:28:47 AM

eh, y'loser! you cant catch a football? see if you can catch a rock!

2/6/2002 12:02:18 PM

"If it makes you feel any better Homer, she's probably off doing that guy right now."-Moe

Time Magazine Cover:
AOL RULES!!

2/12/2002 2:13:12 PM

can i help you?

could you give me a push in the other direction?

2/12/2002 2:14:01 PM

'I can't take his money, I can't make my own money, I have to work for money. Why don't I just lie down and die?'

2/12/2002 4:47:32 PM

Ralph: "Daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard."

2/12/2002 4:50:47 PM

"Keep your clothes on"

2/12/2002 7:27:41 PM

Ralph: "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

2/12/2002 7:28:51 PM

Barney: "Hey Homer, I'm worried about our beer supply...After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!!!"

2/12/2002 7:29:32 PM

"do not attempt sexual activity because years of TV viewing have left your genitals withered and useless"

"well ill be damned"

2/12/2002 7:50:11 PM

Homer: "Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?"

Khal Khalash vendor: "Mountain Dew or Crab Juice."

Homer: "Ewwww yuck ugh...I'll take a crab juice!"

[Edited on February 12, 2002 at 11:19 PM. Reason : foo]

2/12/2002 11:19:13 PM

Dang, we could have been on the cover of Mad Magazine!

They called me "Smellson"

2/12/2002 11:24:08 PM

I guess they will never show the Twin Towers episode again on syndication.

2/12/2002 11:25:07 PM

I think they will.

They put all the jerks in Building A!

2/12/2002 11:26:05 PM

i hope they continue to show it cause its a great episode. we shouldnt be like 1984 and pretend that they never existed

2/13/2002 2:29:14 PM

Smellson.........its funny because you smell



note: i think may have already done that one, sorry.

2/13/2002 2:40:01 PM

Doughnuts is there anything they don't do

yeah its probably on here but I don't feel like going through 11 pages

2/13/2002 11:18:39 PM

"homer, where did you get that giant donut?"

"...well, i aquired it legally, you can be sure of that."

2/14/2002 7:31:30 AM

"How will the Kids get home?"


"Um Internet or something"

2/14/2002 10:02:29 AM