Mindstorm
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Jesus, I don't think this is off topic enough.

Let's start a debate about global warming.

5/29/2008 2:34:15 AM
drunknloaded
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fatties are the reason for global warming

5/29/2008 10:10:37 AM

the concept is "out of context"

so posting the context of the quote is a pretty big fail

5/29/2008 10:20:52 AM

Quote :

"i want it really really really bad"

-blah

5/29/2008 2:20:21 PM

"my mom has huge boner"

-gunzz

5/29/2008 2:40:02 PM

Quote :

"I meant he should have tried to fuck the dinosaur. "

ddf583


[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 5:02 PM. Reason : ..]

6/1/2008 5:02:17 PM

Quote :

"idk man i wish i could secretely follow you for a week"

-DnL

6/2/2008 1:55:33 AM

that sounds like it was in context

6/2/2008 2:00:00 AM

Pretty much all of DnL's in here are.

6/2/2008 2:03:09 AM

I feel like I've had some pretty good ones, but they are never posted in here.

Fail.

6/2/2008 2:08:46 AM

woops

[Edited on June 2, 2008 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

6/2/2008 3:26:09 PM

pilgrimshoes, you should really try to be more like XSMP

LivinProof78

6/2/2008 3:26:30 PM

Quote :

" the vagina elongates? its not wizard, how the hell does that work"

-jen

6/2/2008 6:59:39 PM

"Perhaps women can detect earthquakes early, like cats."

Spontaneous

6/3/2008 1:24:47 PM

this is still by far the dumbest thread on this website

its a great idea if everyone actually used the correct meaning of an out of context quote

6/3/2008 1:43:07 PM

^ agreed

and it makes it absolutely retarded when certain users (who shall remain nameless) alter what was actually said to make it sound better.

At that point, this thread might as well be "make up random shit, and say that ..... said it"

6/3/2008 1:58:05 PM

6/3/2008 2:01:59 PM

Quote :

"This fucking SUCKS. It's throbbing and hurts like a motherfucker."

Mr Scrumples

[Edited on June 3, 2008 at 2:30 PM. Reason : oops]

6/3/2008 2:30:26 PM

Quote :

"i actually have a big bottle of Probe in the center console of my car and a travel size bottle of KY warming in my toiletries bag..."

LivinProof78

6/3/2008 2:59:01 PM

Quote :

"drunknloaded i've never had sex "

6/3/2008 2:59:49 PM

hahah

6/3/2008 3:00:16 PM

lol can we use ellipsis to make quotes funnier?

6/3/2008 3:04:15 PM

Quote :

"eating a girl out will get the blood flowing down there"

-EponaWolf

6/3/2008 3:05:57 PM

you should have left off "down there"

6/3/2008 3:07:16 PM

that would have sacrificed the integrity of the thread's intent.

Quote :

"esgargs has really let himself go "

-drunknloaded

6/3/2008 9:58:34 PM

"my shit has retreated into my fuckin pelvis"

-ZomBCraw

6/4/2008 6:26:22 PM

"I eat a footlong at the bare minimum usually 18 inches and 24-30 if I'm hungry"

-Slave Famous

"we'll have to see if she can feel it or not"

-joe17669

"now my mouth is very very sore "

-Ansonian

[Edited on June 4, 2008 at 10:35 PM. Reason : &]

6/4/2008 10:28:56 PM

Quote :

"My farts smell like rainbows"

JCASHFAN

6/5/2008 1:05:04 PM

Quote :

"I hate when hair from my head winds up in my butt-crack"

-- Anon

6/5/2008 1:22:28 PM

"you think bangbrothers is ever hiring?"

-Jen

6/5/2008 10:41:44 PM

Quote :

"You can almost hear a rat shit from a mile away."

DiamondAce

6/6/2008 2:27:53 AM

Quote :

"I know what it feels like. I was 69'n with my GF and my phone rang. Mom ran into my room cuz she thought I was not home. I sat up and almost KOed myself out on my GF's cooch bone. Mom ran out screaming "I did not see anything" Asked my GF if it was true. She said "I had eye contact with your mom with your nuts on my chin" Could hear a rat fart from a mile away after that!"

-random youtube wanker

6/6/2008 2:29:05 AM

^^^haha where was that one said

6/6/2008 2:30:52 AM

Quote :

"You can almost hear a rat fart from a mile away."

6/6/2008 3:00:24 AM

"i'd lick her butthole too"

-pilgrimshoes

6/9/2008 8:38:16 PM

"it does not help that he is always talking about having sex so that is what I always imagine"

-punchmonk

[Edited on June 10, 2008 at 10:25 PM. Reason : ^^^trade secrets]

6/10/2008 10:25:02 PM

Quote :

"i wish i could be a guy for a day so i could know what a chubby feels like"

-Jen

6/10/2008 10:56:15 PM

Quote :

"but i'm definitely definitely going to die because like 3 days ago i ate a tomato from el rodeo. death is definitely pending."

6/11/2008 2:17:13 PM

"Somethings going on, can I smell yo dick"

-damosyangsta

6/12/2008 4:36:51 PM

here you go, ya hooker!

Quote :

"...not that I have a big penis, just that I like having it."

- Spontaneous

or

Quote :

"...I have a big penis..."

- Spontaneous

6/13/2008 5:48:25 PM

"he touches me and then tells me, 'this will be our little secret.'"

-blah

6/13/2008 6:01:17 PM

Quote :

"i'm raging dyke.... duh"

-blah

6/14/2008 12:09:50 PM

Quote :

"How big is yours"

-Gøldengirl

6/15/2008 6:12:22 PM

Quote :

"ScHpEnXeL you have to take out the sack around it before it'll stop coming back"

6/15/2008 10:10:31 PM

"nice tits [...] what's his name?"

-joe17669

6/16/2008 9:38:07 PM

haha i like it without the in there

6/16/2008 9:39:05 PM

Quote :

"i like vag without the ketchup"

Joe#s

6/16/2008 10:46:45 PM

"you should try swallowing a lil bit of ky jelly first"

-Malagoat

6/18/2008 12:17:25 AM

"i wish i had a penis. "

-NCSUGirl83

6/18/2008 8:51:54 PM

Quote :

"i get boners when i stand next to .."

evlbuxmbetty

6/18/2008 9:16:49 PM

Quote :

"seems like diamondace has got to be either evan or yoshiemaster...its gotta be a gay person"

-DnL

lawl

6/19/2008 1:11:51 AM