9/26/2008 4:41:13 PM

case closed, then.

9/26/2008 4:41:27 PM

i don't think I got the answer i was looking for. I was looking for "OMG, YOU KNOW YOU ARE HUGE" not "you aren't small, but i have probably seen some huge dongs in my day"

fuck you guys for getting me all insecure and shit

[Edited on September 26, 2008 at 4:43 PM. Reason : a]

9/26/2008 4:42:40 PM

hahahaha

good point.

you did call her old, though.

9/26/2008 4:43:04 PM

that's why ignorance is bliss. don't ask stupid questions

9/26/2008 4:43:15 PM

haha, she's gonna message you next and be like "yup, I'm a slut and now you got the herp"

9/26/2008 4:43:53 PM

she just left, but I am sure I will get a text message before i even get home

9/26/2008 4:44:40 PM

just an FYI, this can only end poorly




sorry for egging you on but everyone should experience the highs and the lows of an office relationship

9/26/2008 6:09:10 PM

ah hell. you only live once. Enjoy it while you can.

9/26/2008 6:11:21 PM

oh, I have freely admitted throughout the course of this whole thread that I know it will end badly. but i never make good decisions, so it's all good

9/26/2008 6:54:58 PM

at least you are aware of the situation

..last person I dated at work was the owners daughter. I won't go into how that ended

9/26/2008 6:55:50 PM

damn i was sick the past 2 days so haven't checked the thread, i see i've missed alot!!

glad to see you've hit it... now we just have to wait for this whole thing to explode.......

9/26/2008 8:00:13 PM

I hope you're feeling better, dearest friend daz84

9/26/2008 8:02:33 PM

I love this thread.

9/26/2008 9:27:45 PM

You need a success coach Eric

9/26/2008 9:30:20 PM

HAha, the old dick talk. Most girls have experienced the spectrum and know what they like, esp by 36.

9/26/2008 10:29:32 PM

yeah, no shit. i usually don't even ask, but in this case she brought out the dick criticism from the beginning so i felt I had to defend my honor. again, i never make the right choices

9/27/2008 1:15:01 AM

How was the birthday party tonight?

9/27/2008 1:16:24 AM

it was ok, i found a spot quiet enough to watch the debate, which was pretty much all i did. hollered at this girl for a while, ex elon soccer player, but she bored me so I just left

9/27/2008 1:18:34 AM

I fell asleep with my doggie and missed the debate

9/27/2008 1:19:55 AM

u didn't miss much, it was boring. very dissapointing. the VP debate on Thursday will be way more interesting

9/27/2008 1:23:50 AM

Woooord

I really wanna watch this with some of you peoples

9/27/2008 1:35:19 AM

bttt for updates.

9/29/2008 11:19:01 AM

she went to the mountains over the weekend with a bunch of her friends. we texted for a while Saturday night. 2 of her friends had her ask me if I had any friends, which only leads me to believe she was bragging about how I broke that shit off SON!

9/29/2008 12:34:12 PM

Or maybe they wanted her to try it again with one of your friends in hopes that it could be better?


Sorry, I had to ask

I know you broke it off, SON

9/29/2008 12:35:48 PM

on a side note, I got a weird message on MySpace over the weekend. It was from this lesbian, and she said that she and her partner want to have a baby. Wondered if I would consider being a sperm donor. Said they would make it all legal, with lawyers and contracts stating that I would not be responsible for child support, doctor's bills, etc etc. OMG, SHOULD I DO IT?!?!?!

9/29/2008 12:39:53 PM

9/29/2008 12:40:31 PM

EL OH EL

I too have gotten spam messages about carrying someone's child.

9/29/2008 12:41:22 PM

only if you get paid.

9/29/2008 12:41:35 PM

^ that's what my last message back to her said. Asking if there was going to be payment involved

she's a pretty hot black chick too. I had to write back because I figured it was some sort of a spam or something, but it seems legit. Then again, I have to think something is odd about a woman trolling MySpace for a sperm donor.

[Edited on September 29, 2008 at 12:42 PM. Reason : a]

9/29/2008 12:42:10 PM

I just got your message on Myspace.

I will talk to my lover and get back to you.

Thanks for replying!

9/29/2008 12:44:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQXSJoH0y0U

9/29/2008 12:44:52 PM

ha ha ha. the only reason I would be concerned is that I thought I remember hearing in the news lately about women taking sperm donors to court for child support, even if contracts were in place.

9/29/2008 12:45:32 PM

Yea there's been some crazy cases about that lately.

Dudes were all like "I just wanted to get off and make some extra monies"

9/29/2008 12:46:55 PM

OH HELL NO, THOSE BITCHES AREN'T GETTING A GOD DAMNED PENNY SON.

9/29/2008 12:49:21 PM

I'm not going to do it, but the discussion about it has been entertaining that's for sure

9/29/2008 12:51:23 PM

cougar hunter!

9/29/2008 12:54:34 PM

so we had a good long talk today about our "situation". She assured me that in no way does she want a relationship in the least, and that she sees nothing wrong with us just being friends and helping each other out when we are horny. Of course, they all say that in the beginning, but for some reason I tend to believe her. Damn, why did it take me so long to get with an older chick?

9/30/2008 9:38:32 PM

nice


and she cant get preggers .... A+

9/30/2008 9:40:18 PM

well that is good for you...not so good for this thread

no drama = no thread.

10/1/2008 12:33:23 PM

no doubt there will be some sort of drama

10/1/2008 12:34:33 PM

o yea can't forget about crazy ex boyfriends

10/1/2008 12:35:10 PM

Quote :

"so we had a good long talk today about our "situation". She assured me that in no way does she want a relationship in the least, and that she sees nothing wrong with us just being friends and helping each other out when we are horny. Of course, they all say that in the beginning, but for some reason I tend to believe her should quit now while I'm ahead. Damn, why did it take me so long to get with an older chick?"

this will end poorly, my friend.

10/1/2008 3:31:05 PM

i never quit while I'm ahead, that's my problem

10/2/2008 8:24:23 AM

Sooooooooooooooooooo

HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?

10/2/2008 9:26:49 AM

awesome. but I am paying for it today. only got like 4 hours sleep

10/2/2008 11:25:42 AM

nm, that sounded really different than i wanted it to.

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 11:29 AM. Reason : nm]

10/2/2008 11:28:51 AM

i'd love to know what that said before the edit

10/2/2008 11:34:23 AM

Some gay shit about him being in a dry spell

10/2/2008 11:35:14 AM

yep, pretty much.


it read (no homo) when i typed it. but sounded (way homo) when i read it back.


ok, moving along

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 11:41 AM. Reason : add]

10/2/2008 11:40:04 AM