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"Burns: Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir."

8/16/2013 11:16:58 AM

Otto:

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"They call them fingers, but I've never seen em fing"

moves fingers

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"Oh, there they go"

[Edited on August 16, 2013 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

8/16/2013 12:19:33 PM

ha I was thinking about this thread, had no idea it was still going

in the episode where chief wiggum was going after homer: pulls him over and smashes his tail light

homer: you know one day the citizens of this town are going to stand up to you crooked cops

wiggum: (gasps in all seriousness) when how, umm could you tell what day at least?

8/16/2013 12:26:55 PM

Chief Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahassa, passa, er just Moe, just Moe.

8/16/2013 6:42:01 PM

Homer: We spent a lot of money on that guitar, so youd better get real good real fast or POW!!

10/11/2013 5:38:03 PM

This is pretty neat

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/21-times-the-simpsons-bizarrely-predicted-the-future

10/18/2013 1:37:42 PM

10/18/2013 1:45:04 PM

^^ that doesn't even talk about a wheel flying off a race car into the stands. which not long after, happened at that Indy race in Charlotte.

10/18/2013 1:52:17 PM

Critic: "How do you sleep at night?"

Wolfcastle: "On a pile of money next to many beautiful women"

11/16/2013 2:43:27 AM

Lou: There's a couple of guys fighting at the aquarium, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: They still sell those frozen bananas?
Lou: I think so.
Chief Wiggum: Let's roll!

1/5/2014 1:43:12 AM

^^My favorite line from that episode is:

Critic: "your shoe's untied."

Wolfcastle: "from here they appeared to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look."

(Hours later)

"On closer inspection, these are loafers"

1/5/2014 8:21:47 AM

Lionel Hutz: And what did you do after they kicked you out?
Marge: We pretty much went straight home.
Hutz: Mrs Simpson, need I remind you, you're under oath.
Marge: We drove around till 3am looking for another all you can eat fish place.
Hutz: And when you couldnt find one?
Marge: We went fishing.

3/21/2014 10:27:12 PM

Do these sound like the actions of a man who's had all he could eat?

3/21/2014 11:13:05 PM

The simpsons go to Africa, and end up in jane goodall's house

Homer: I notice your home smells of feces.
Marge: Homer!
Goodall: Well, yes.
Homer: And not just monkey feces, either.

3/22/2014 11:40:23 AM

Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please, save me Superman!"

3/22/2014 9:49:49 PM

i always laugh at this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFWgpsjDcCk

3/22/2014 11:39:41 PM

Bart: Lis, can you keep it down? I'm in the middle of a crank call here.

Principal Skinner: [on phone] Actually, my refrigerator wasn't running. You've saved me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man.

3/25/2014 1:36:22 PM

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"that doesn't even talk about a wheel flying off a race car into the stands. which not long after, happened at that Indy race in Charlotte."

I realize this post is six months old, but that episode aired several months AFTER the incident at Charlotte.

3/26/2014 2:12:32 AM

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/04/09/4829378/fxx-plans-marathon-telecast-of.html#.U0YEa_ldV8E

552-episode marathon

4/9/2014 10:40:02 PM

I'm sure it's been posted before but damn if it isn't my favort. Hell, I prolly posted 'er.

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"I wish god were alive to see this"

4/9/2014 10:45:32 PM

^^^ahh you are right. i just remember seeing that episode with a disclaimer on the fox station in charlotte. makes sense.

4/10/2014 10:08:49 AM

https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD is a good account to follow

4/28/2014 6:18:54 PM

THIS JUST IN: POWERSAUCE IS AMAZING!

4/28/2014 7:56:10 PM

Bart filling out Homer's psych evaluation

Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices?
Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV...
Bart: Yes. Are you quick to anger?
Homer: Bart! Shut up or I'll shut you up!
Bart: Yes. Do you wet your pants? Well, even the best of us has an occasional accident.

6/13/2014 2:47:59 AM

"Lousy Smarch weather."

6/13/2014 2:56:45 AM

The oldies, man, they fucking invented quirky humor.

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"Anyway, I says to Mabel, I says"

6/19/2014 10:12:16 PM

Lisa: Bart, I'm here for you, but I'm not going to break into somebody's house.

Bart: All right, you're right, you're right, let's, let's just forget about that. Here: let me read to you from my play. Ahem. [cockney] "`Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?' `'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga" --

Lisa: I'm going, I'm going!

6/20/2014 5:37:46 PM

Marge: Homer I have someone here to help you
Homer: is it batman?
Marge: no homer, he's a scientist
Homer: batmans a scientist
Marge: its not batman

7/5/2014 4:11:06 AM

"Disco Shrew can still boogaloo!"

7/5/2014 2:21:27 PM

7/16/2014 9:05:51 PM

http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/press-tour-fxx-unveils-simpsons-world-portal-to-drooling-critics#ggqjVlBXsdkXZOQ3.01

this sounds like it's going to be the greatest thing ever

7/21/2014 3:03:09 PM

this is me after reading that article

7/21/2014 3:13:45 PM

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"FXX will have access to all 552 episodes of "The Simpsons" so far, and will marathon them all in order from August 21 through September 1, 24 hours a day for 12 days. Read more at http://www.hitfix.com/whats-alan-watching/press-tour-fxx-unveils-simpsons-world-portal-to-drooling-critics#m9uUFgTOLcII1YAl.99"

7/21/2014 3:52:23 PM

oh word?

7/21/2014 4:00:10 PM

Holy shit I'm going to waste so much time on that app.

7/22/2014 2:52:38 AM

Marge: Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman.

Homer: Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing.

9/5/2014 1:33:25 AM

Sideshow Bob: Hand over all your money in a paper bag.

Apu: Yes Yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery, I do work in a convenience store you know.

9/6/2014 4:19:46 PM

Bart: Well I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job...

Chief Wiggum: No no, please. It's the only way I'll learn.




I love that FXX is airing the old classic episodes again, so many good quotes.

9/7/2014 4:31:44 PM

Lisa: Dad, do you remember why you enrolled me in that pageant.

Homer: I dunno, was I drunk?

Lisa: Possibly

9/25/2014 3:33:47 PM

the one where Ned gets forced out of the fallout shelter to die:

Ned: now son If I go crazy from fear I want you to shoot Daddy

son cries but cocks gun

10/7/2014 10:22:56 PM

Marge: Homer, the crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me today.

Homer: Thats not how she tells it.

11/26/2014 4:21:01 AM

in the one where homer intentionally becomes obese

movie theatre: I'm sorry sir you are too fat for our seats....but if you leave we'll treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn

11/27/2014 3:27:00 PM

Rex Banner: What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?
Moe: Uhhh...the best damn pet shop in town!
Crowd: *raise glasses* YEAHHHH!

1/18/2015 11:17:36 AM

[Homer teaching a Successful Marriage course]
Homer: Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

1/19/2015 3:29:55 PM

Now you can search for screenshots from any Simpsons episode and make your own meme from it.

frinkiac.com

3/17/2016 11:02:36 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0

One of the best things I've seen recently from the newer stuff.

3/18/2016 10:12:57 PM

https://theringer.com/top-100-simpsons-episodes-944725de5843

4/17/2017 1:48:54 PM