NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i had to agree to wash the dishes to get her to go to the store though 8/29/2010 8:18:16 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i tried to get my dad to drink one this weekend, after we'd been day drinking all day then martinis with dinner
final results: he did not, i drank two, ended up puking off of bogue inlet pier at 4am
tried to convince the fisherman that saw it i was chumming for him
he was not amused
8/29/2010 8:52:15 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i started with the grape
not too bad going down
bad after taste
already feeling a decent buzz 8/29/2010 8:54:44 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
My review of Four Loko Blue Raspberry:
Looks: A rich blue color about the shade of an emerald. a fluffy light blue head that quickly becomes a periwinkle film, leaving vertical tracks of blue lace. Fairly translucent with a bit of visible carbonation.
Smells: like raspberry cheesecake. The heavy character of blackberries and sweet raspberries, with brandy and some butter mixed in. A hint of tartness and a nice yet subtle funkiness that gives it a more substantial flavor than just the fruit.
Tastes: like a sweet tart. Tons of raspberries, boysenberry syrup and honey. Super sweet and very girly, with a biting tang that grips the sides of the tongue and builds to almost unbearable levels as I drink. Strong influences of malt alcohol, but with almost a lambic backbone.
Feels: like syrupy sparkling wine. Light carbonation peppers the tongue, with a fuller body than I expected. Overall a good mouthfeel that fizzles out a bit in the end.
Drinks: It changes the chemistry of my mouth to something thats pretty amazing. My spit becomes delicious, my teeth feel tickled and my lips go numb. The refreshing fruitiness and the enticing sourness just keep me coming. Beer-thirty can be very early in the day with this drink. Heck, I could drink this with breakfast. Yum. 8/29/2010 8:58:49 PM |
UberCool All American 3457 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A rich blue color about the shade of an emerald." |
???8/29/2010 9:13:43 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
fruit punch
yes 8/29/2010 9:15:50 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
Did I type Emerald? I meant to type sapphire. 8/29/2010 9:17:05 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
just cracked open the fruit punch. tastes a lot better. maybe it's b/c i'm already fairly drunk. 8/29/2010 10:02:22 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
good gracious this is fuciing amazing 8/29/2010 10:07:58 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Fucking worst shit ever. Wouldn't expect anything different from the natty light drinker tho 8/29/2010 10:12:00 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
fuck you natty light is water that gets you drunk 8/29/2010 10:12:39 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Lol. 8/29/2010 10:14:15 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Every time I drink more than 1 loko at night, I can drift off to a nice drunk sleep easily enough, but then the alcohol wears off faster than the caffeine so I wake up like 3 hours later 8/29/2010 10:17:00 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i have finished 2 of these i about 3 hrs or something fuck idk i'm drunk as hell
fucking unbelievable 8/29/2010 11:00:00 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
fucucjkckckckck 8/29/2010 11:27:29 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
yeah bro you just drank a 12 pack 8/29/2010 11:30:57 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
lol
i feel fantastic 8/29/2010 11:39:24 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
My tummy hurts. Reminds me of pina colada in high school.
Ima stick to bud products 8/29/2010 11:42:57 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i will be doing this again 8/30/2010 12:15:54 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i'm never drinking those fucking things again
couldn't sleep at all and i was actually hungover before i was even sober if that makes any sense
fuck those with a spiky stick 8/30/2010 5:44:22 AM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
^ its crucial to one drink only one four loko then switch to beer 8/30/2010 6:27:22 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i don't care. i'm never drinking that shit again 8/30/2010 6:29:46 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
best combination of back to back posts in this thread so far 8/30/2010 7:36:51 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
couple weeks ago I drank a four loko and a half before going to a club, hated the club and hated life so i drank red bull & vodkas all night.
I believe I was eventually the drunkest I have ever been. 8/30/2010 7:51:30 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
hahahah i'm laughing so hard imagining NRR just sitting at home drinking lokos all day.
and then at pshoes throwing up b/c his dad wouldn't drink his. and then some more at NRR.
thanks for the good start to the day guys. 8/30/2010 7:58:38 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
i drank 2 of those bastards in like 3 hrs
i hate myself this morning
i'm gonna pour the other two down the drain
[Edited on August 30, 2010 at 8:07 AM. Reason : i think i only slept like 45 mins last night] 8/30/2010 8:06:24 AM |
Bweez All American 10849 Posts user info edit post |
don't do that! 8/30/2010 8:10:52 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
you're welcome to come get them
fo free 8/30/2010 8:12:42 AM |
Sweden All American 12288 Posts user info edit post |
Why would I grind my feet into another man's couch?
Yeah I remember grinding my feet in his couch. 8/30/2010 8:38:26 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i'm gonna pour the other two down the drain " |
i did that couple weeks ago! never gonna drink lokos again8/30/2010 9:59:51 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahaha, I called it
Quote : | "Every time I drink more than 1 loko at night, I can drift off to a nice drunk sleep easily enough, but then the alcohol wears off faster than the caffeine so I wake up like 3 hours later" |
It's crucial to only drink 1 loko, and drink it early in the evening, when you still plan on being up for at least the next 4-5 hours.
[Edited on August 30, 2010 at 11:17 AM. Reason : or drink them during the day on the weekend]8/30/2010 11:15:07 AM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Don't say I didn't fuckin tell ya. I tried to sleep and ended up wide wake till 345. [user]
Sweden[/user]bringing the lols haha. 8/30/2010 11:19:24 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
Four Loko is the devil 8/30/2010 1:18:50 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I drank one of the watermelon ones earlier. BY FAR the best I have had, though still not great. 8/31/2010 4:22:29 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
my roomie drinks this shit now.
8/31/2010 5:31:45 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "mmmmmmmmmm!
Four Loko Cappuccino (sweetened strong coffee with malted milk, and a touch of cinnamon)
Four Loko Espresso (lightly sweetened strong black coffee; extra caffeine)
Four Loko Mocha Latte (like an extra chocolatey Mudslide)
Four Loko Coffee Latte (like a White Russian)
24oz. 12% ABV < $3
Shit is so good." |
Quote : | "Never seen or heard of any of these, did you just make them up?" |
Sadly, yes.
8/31/2010 3:38:01 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I will get around to trying one of these one day. From the sound of it I should make it a friday or saturday as to not make work the next day hell. 8/31/2010 4:31:39 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my roomie drinks this shit now." |
You dumb.8/31/2010 4:34:31 PM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
I had an episode on these last night. I bought two when I went to get gas, raspberry lemonade and fruit punch.
I had only a small tuna sandwich to eat all day.
At about 5 I started on the raspberry lemonade, I was not a big fan of the 'raspberry' flavoring but I got it down and I felt pretty darn good. Then I started drinking the fruit punch, which tasted much better. This is where it starts to get fuzzy..
I was standing talking to some people through the whole drink, but very soon after I was laying down on the ground. I got up and threw up a good portion of the fruit punch, and went to go lay down on the stairs out back for a few hours til my girlfriend and her mom showed up at about 9pm. Drank water, more throwing up. They got me back home and my body was very cold, I layed down on the couch semi conscious while my girlfriend kept my ears warm and watched TV.
I was awake until 6am, just laying there with my eyes closed watching cartoon network (some weird shit on there). I think I got a few winks of sleep but had to get up to get my van when my girlfriend went to school. Felt like shit all day, finally got to sleep at about 1pm and slept up to about 30 minutes ago.
Drank plenty of water but just pissed for the first time of the day, amber fire.
DO NOT DRINK 2 ON AN EMPTY STOMACH 8/31/2010 6:02:38 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
where is the closest place to campus to get watermelon? 8/31/2010 6:47:48 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
watermelon is icky 8/31/2010 6:49:17 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
it is WAY better than cranberry-lemonade, lemonade, and orange
i haven't tried the fruit punch yet 8/31/2010 6:51:22 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
blue raspberry, yo. do it. 8/31/2010 6:52:33 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i think i would definitely prefer fruit punch, blue raspberry, or orange if it tastes like sparks 8/31/2010 6:55:33 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Well i hope the bp up the road has blue raspberry, fruit punch, or watermelon. Maybe I should go to college beverage or wolf mart. 8/31/2010 7:00:36 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
peace st market has 7 flavors 8/31/2010 7:48:17 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Went to College Beverage. They have a decent selection. I got blue raspberry. It has taken the lead as the best flavor I have tried so far. Watermelon is a close second. 8/31/2010 8:12:51 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Can we delete this thread?
I talked so much shit about these things. And then I drank three of them, got drunk, and tried to brag about it here.
8/31/2010 8:18:33 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
^Not until I have a few 8/31/2010 8:30:53 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Gonna give these a whirl tonight.. if you never hear from me again you will know why haha 9/3/2010 2:34:21 PM |