just got to my tailgating spot and cracked open my first bottle of Jack Daniels

i plan on getting shitfaced by about 9am, sleeping until 5pm, then downing my second 1/5th

9/20/2012 4:16:20 AM

reminds me of face

9/20/2012 11:17:32 AM

i doubt Stephen Davis will be at the game tonight

9/20/2012 11:54:17 AM

whoa, first row sports has been shut down? any other place to catch the game?

9/20/2012 4:40:39 PM

looks to be working "Mr. EDM lover when its a novelty" guy:

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/sport/american-football.html

9/20/2012 4:49:16 PM

apparently no Daily Show today. Hope that doesnt mean our run game turns into what it was vs. Tampa

9/20/2012 4:56:15 PM

I dont like edmonton

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 5:17 PM. Reason : thx for the link, apparently I had a brain fart and was trying http://www.firstrowsports.com]

9/20/2012 5:14:23 PM

J. Stewart, T. Davis, and B. Bell inactive for the game tonight

9/20/2012 7:09:55 PM

So is there an HD stream anywhere or is this it?

9/20/2012 7:44:39 PM

haha. that cee-lo intro is terrible

9/20/2012 8:30:25 PM

eli totally had a knee down on that throwaway

9/20/2012 8:35:52 PM

well shit. great start.

9/20/2012 8:37:52 PM

Fuck eli manning and fuck having to watch this on a shitty Internet stream

9/20/2012 8:40:54 PM

you all have to deal one week with what I have to deal w/ every week

except tonight

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ]

9/20/2012 8:46:34 PM

we are going to continue making the giants look like gods

9/20/2012 8:51:44 PM

Andre Brown is averaging 7 yards per minute of game time...if he keeps that up, it would mean 420 yards.

9/20/2012 8:53:05 PM

if we don't pick things up soon, i'm gonna wish i didn't get the nfl network.

9/20/2012 8:54:11 PM

^^ smoke us if you play us

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 8:54 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2012 8:54:16 PM

probably wouldnt have affected the drive, but on the Giants first drive when Johnson got around the edge, was Eli's knee down before he got the pass off?

9/20/2012 8:56:22 PM

yes

says Pereira

9/20/2012 8:57:27 PM

Between the bearded ginger and cee-lo, I am really hating the NFL right now.

9/20/2012 8:57:35 PM

this Greg Jennings commercial wasn't even that funny the first time, let alone the 10th time

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 8:59 PM. Reason : JPP down!]

9/20/2012 8:58:34 PM

My feed has hilariously terrible british analysts.

9/20/2012 8:58:37 PM

based on these sky announcers, i like my chances of moving to a Europe and becoming a commentator. then again, they're probably doing it for peanuts/baklava.

^ LOL, almost same time

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2012 8:59:18 PM

oh lord... he said Carolina blue sky... TWW will explode!

9/20/2012 8:59:44 PM

^thats not nearly as bad as when introducing the defense he called him Jon BENSON

9/20/2012 9:00:23 PM

9/20/2012 9:02:27 PM

wow. didn't realize deangelo williams' YPC was that high. crazy.

9/20/2012 9:02:59 PM

how do you look at the list of teams that are 2-0 and pick the one that's surprising not say Arizona immediately, without hesitation, no break needed, read it in your head, say it out loud

he was like "well......."

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:06 PM. Reason : sorry, we should start a sky football announcers thread, ill stop now]

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2012 9:06:36 PM

Haha awesome defense.

9/20/2012 9:08:05 PM

Dammit Andre Brown.

9/20/2012 9:08:23 PM

$100 million dollar backfield getting shown up by andre who was making like $100 a week last year

9/20/2012 9:08:51 PM

we're not even covering, at all. incredible.

9/20/2012 9:08:55 PM

Quote :

"sorry, we should start a sky football announcers thread, ill stop now"

I can fake a british accent better than they can fake football knowledge

9/20/2012 9:10:35 PM

Quote :

"Andre Brown is averaging 7 yards per minute of game time...if he keeps that up, it would mean 420 yards."

well that's the dumbest fucking thing I've read lately

9/20/2012 9:13:02 PM

the only thing giving me solace now is that if this is what we look like, how should the saints feel?

9/20/2012 9:13:28 PM

^^someone missed the drug reference

9/20/2012 9:14:39 PM

well...at least it's a former State player that's killing us.

9/20/2012 9:15:21 PM

we better score this drive

9/20/2012 9:16:02 PM

^ why aren't you at the game #1 Panthers fan? drive too far like the Tennessee game?

9/20/2012 9:20:46 PM

your sister wanted to cuddle on the couch tonight

9/20/2012 9:22:29 PM

from CB

gay... I could see wanting to watch on your HDTV on days when you are watching other games, flipping channels etc. but on a night when its the only thing on, and in your city? weak


[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:23 PM. Reason : i mean]

9/20/2012 9:23:05 PM

gay is quoting your own chatterbox posts in a thread

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:24 PM. Reason : HEY NON PREMIUM TWWERS! CHECK OUT HOW FUNNY I THINK I AM!]

9/20/2012 9:23:42 PM

"hey guys let me tell you about this joke I told at work today"

9/20/2012 9:24:19 PM

^^ just pulling the "call people out in threads while you are "talking" to them in CB TT10 method." You patented that shit.


The Giants dont know what to do with themselves after playing that stout Tampa D last week

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:26 PM. Reason : d]

9/20/2012 9:25:27 PM

slow night jaybee?

9/20/2012 9:26:29 PM

i bet you can get jibbles to shut it by sending him a pizza

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : .]

9/20/2012 9:27:43 PM

put some more effort into it

9/20/2012 9:28:29 PM

Bobby Digital nose what he's talking about

^^^ somewhat, waiting on someone, about to head to the liquor store

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 9:30 PM. Reason : d]

9/20/2012 9:28:46 PM

this is what happens when you waste all your resources on RBs and LBs and have no DTs our defensive backs

9/20/2012 9:29:48 PM