i thought you said your confession was going to be ridiculous

i was hoping for something juicier

8/5/2008 12:07:56 AM

panned out?



yeah i'd say

i ate dinner with her folks last wednesday

we have seen each other every day since our first date

we just got back from an entire weekend in DC

---

and it is ridiculous

two weeks ago i was the resident bachelor

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 12:15 AM. Reason : ]

8/5/2008 12:14:24 AM

i just spilled my guts to a girl

8/5/2008 12:17:35 AM

^thats never a good idea. you know that dude.

8/5/2008 12:18:42 AM

i've noticed if you make the girl spit her guts first its way easier

8/5/2008 12:22:22 AM

im beating off in the same room as my girl while she is asleep

8/5/2008 12:23:32 AM

I went out tonight to support my friend who is a dj at a local well known bar.. and came back too drunk to study for my exam tomorrow

8/5/2008 12:24:56 AM

i sleep in every monday until 8:30am or 9am.... i can't think of a better way to start the workweek!

8/5/2008 12:25:54 AM

I plan on firing someone this week, and I don't even know who it's going to be yet.

8/5/2008 12:27:22 AM

After 4.5 years this is my 999th post... and I dont know when my 1000th will be

8/5/2008 12:44:13 AM

I hate being the drill sergeant at work, but starting Wednesday, I have to be.

8/5/2008 1:23:50 AM

I paint in my underwear, that way I don't mess up any clothes.

8/5/2008 1:34:05 AM

Part of why I don't like gold jewelry is that it's not shiny enough.

I'm kind of like a raccoon with ADD

8/5/2008 1:58:51 AM

skip to 1:19 (mostly safe for work, some profanity, I think)

8/5/2008 2:23:31 AM

^ ok that is weird cause gold holds a polish better than platinum or silver.
maybe you have been brainwashed by society that white metals are better.

8/5/2008 2:52:27 AM

i am a karaoke party addict.

8/5/2008 2:54:08 AM

I think I've been pretty disappointing this week.

8/5/2008 9:25:22 AM

Quote :

"Ragged Veteran 206 Posts user info edit post im beating off in the same room as my girl while she is asleep "

nice babe

8/5/2008 10:21:10 AM

FUCK I'M SUCH A RETARD WHY DO I DO THIS SHIT!!!!

8/5/2008 10:21:52 AM

oh lawd

8/5/2008 10:22:17 AM

i hope day four is more like day 1 and not like days 2 and 3

8/5/2008 10:23:22 AM

hahah yeah... not really that bad just gets on my nerves some of the thoughts in my head.

8/5/2008 10:23:38 AM

i suck at life.

8/5/2008 10:26:41 AM

my boss is gone for the day, and all the ladies in the office are in one office talking about clothes and babies.

8/5/2008 10:27:20 AM

sounds like my kind of party

8/5/2008 10:31:18 AM

i think about sexual things too much

8/5/2008 10:31:51 AM

I use too many simpsons quotes

8/5/2008 10:35:33 AM

I wanna know who stalks my myspace blog

8/5/2008 10:55:45 AM

^

8/5/2008 10:56:42 AM

so today i wrote down a bunch of sexual fantasies. it was weirdly exhilarating. like how when your 11 years old and getting sexual urges but too young to do anything about it so you just write them out. it was weird, i wrote like 2 1/2 pages and read it numerous times. who wants to hear it? lol gross

8/5/2008 7:14:12 PM

i'm so not answering my phone for the next few days

8/5/2008 7:25:40 PM

I'm close to hitting 15k

8/5/2008 7:26:24 PM

lol so i answered my phone but it wasnt the broad i was hoping it would be

8/5/2008 7:32:17 PM

i seriously just played the most intense chess match i've ever played

8/5/2008 10:46:11 PM

I don't get
- this, or the people who photograph these damn things like they're real children
- monogamy

8/6/2008 6:04:59 PM

^the second one isn't a confession

8/6/2008 8:12:41 PM

yeah
well






















YOU'RE a confession!

8/6/2008 8:17:56 PM

After having just returned from Maine, I feel confident that the ratio of exceedingly stupid people here in North Carolina vs. in Maine is at least 7:1. Just an arbitrary number. Could be a lot higher, probably.

8/6/2008 9:37:32 PM

yes you fucking asswipes

i paid my rent

why the fuck cant you hold on to some checks?

8/6/2008 9:39:57 PM

I think about sex way too often.

8/6/2008 10:35:36 PM

i'm about to eat dinner

8/7/2008 5:37:07 AM

i fake cell phone calls during meetings.

it's usually so i can go and fart in the hall.

8/7/2008 1:15:33 PM

i post as Jen on a semi-regular basis

also, StillFuchsia

8/7/2008 1:17:51 PM

I don't think about sex at all anymore...



until i'm drunk then i don't think about anything else.

8/7/2008 1:19:22 PM

I'M never buying you or your dog a shot of liquor again!!!!1

8/7/2008 1:30:51 PM

hahahaha


its cool

8/7/2008 1:32:47 PM

Quote :

"Wes, Apparently you pissed yourself on MY COUCH Saturday night. A most disgusting act it was. Because I keep it real, I just had to tell you. I've febreezed the shit out of it and washed the upholstery hoping to rid myself of the stench, which contrary to popular opinion is NOT watered down piss, but straight up piss. Hope you have a lovely day. Catch you tomorrow at Tyber if you're down."

ahahahhahahha

8/7/2008 1:36:46 PM

I accidentally napped from ~10am til ~1pm today


I have shit to do


ooops

8/7/2008 1:40:16 PM

i enjoy lying to my parents for no reason.

8/7/2008 1:41:52 PM

tyber creek pup as in... off south blvd?

8/7/2008 1:43:47 PM