Quote :

"as a follow-up to last night's confession, jataylor's ex-girlfriend wrote back. it is not her. i have come to the conclusion that he pulled that picture randomly from the internet. what a sorry sack of shit."

7/15/2010 4:37:18 PM

i think it's funny anybody would think somebody with long ass fake nails and rings like the chick in that picture would be a legit ex of somebody on tww

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 4:47 PM. Reason : i've had at least 4 people ask me if that's her...haha]

7/15/2010 4:45:39 PM

Derp

7/15/2010 4:46:20 PM

Quote :

"I feel weird for finding a coworker's dad attractive, but he looks fairly young and has a hot motorcycle."

maybe the coworker is really young?

7/15/2010 8:41:53 PM

aha, dude got hoodwinked by jataylor, ran and tattletaled his ex and then has the nerve to call jataylor a piece of shit?

only on tww

7/15/2010 8:45:03 PM

only BubbleBobble

7/16/2010 7:25:07 AM

hahahahhahaha that is awesome.

7/16/2010 8:53:41 AM

Quote :

"Who makes their own birthday thread? Lame-o attention whores, that's who. "

7/16/2010 9:44:54 AM

Quote :

""Some thoughts about FWB.. When you think about calling me, ask yourself these simple questions: Is this call an invitation for fucking? Is this call to solidify plans for fucking? Is this conversation going to lead to fucking in the near future? If the answer is yes, go ahead and call. If the answer is no, I really don't want to hear about it.""

That's for fuckbuddy, not FWB.

7/16/2010 9:46:31 AM

^agreed

7/16/2010 12:50:22 PM

^^agree x2

7/16/2010 12:52:17 PM

i have an idea of who is using illegal drugs to lose weight

i was actually thinking about this randomly last night at work

at least i have a pretty good guess and its unfortunate

7/16/2010 12:54:04 PM

Quote :

"I'm told I write like Jane Austen. I looked up her picture in google images. I'd warrrrgarble all over dem boobies. They be lookin' ripe."

I agree!

7/16/2010 5:10:21 PM

somebody randomly send me a confession

7/18/2010 11:40:28 PM

Quote :

"save for one, the smartest people I know are all folks i've met off tww "

yay random confessions for meeeee

7/19/2010 12:18:01 AM

Quote :

"I would fuck every single one of the well known TWW fat girls because I love fat girl pussy. There's something special about the way it's sorta hiding that really turns me on. "

keep them coming

7/19/2010 12:28:41 AM

I, too, would like some confessions

7/19/2010 12:36:09 AM

Quote :

"I know I'm not supposed to and it's a total creeper move, but I sometimes scan through the beach body thread to see TKE-Teg's pics. he is super sexy I can't resist. /creep"

7/19/2010 12:36:48 AM

Quote :

" I am sexually aroused by a woman's armpits. I prefer them to be shaven but it's not a requirement. I fantasize about gently rubbing the head of my erect penis on some benevolent lady's pits. "

7/19/2010 12:46:04 AM

7/19/2010 12:50:49 AM

Quote :

"I like jacking off in the shower, just so I can watch my spooge go down the drain. "

I really love you people.

7/19/2010 1:01:58 AM

Quote :

"Once, in High School, a kid really pissed me off on a church retreat type trip. So to get him back, I pissed in his shampoo bottle. It wasn't one of those travel sized shampoo bottles either. It was a half empty, full sized bottle. I never told him what I had done, and I'm pretty sure he used the shampoo to completion. "

7/19/2010 1:06:37 AM

I've done that.

I also used the same victim's toothbrush to scrub the toilet, and thew bleach in her laundry loads, and red clothes in her whites.

I've posted these things before, though

7/19/2010 1:07:53 AM

aaaaaaaaaahahahaha

how does one not realize their shampoo smells like piss?

7/19/2010 1:08:42 AM

Quote :

"I am really nervous about moving to Colorado. I have already told all my family and friends and my managers at work that I am leaving, so now I have no choice! I have never lived very far from home though and I have never lived by myself. I feel like people move to different countries every day and its no big deal, but I am scared as shit!"

7/19/2010 1:09:24 AM

moar please!

7/19/2010 1:10:16 AM

Quote :

"If I had a "type" it would be girls that are reasonably fit but have disproportionately small boobs and disproportionately large asses and thighs. For whatever reason I've never dated a girl like that though "

7/19/2010 1:15:51 AM

^ holy shit i agree with this 190%

Quote :

"I like andes mints and junior mints in summer especially, because the minty business makes every drop of water, no matter the real temp, feel very chilly and cold and refreshing."

i agree with this too

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:17 AM. Reason : ^]

7/19/2010 1:16:11 AM

Quote :

"I LOVE feeling all up on my booty in bed. I usually find hairs in my crack from when I showered, and I love the feeling of pulling them out. "

7/19/2010 1:20:04 AM

Quote :

"on the topic of cool and refreshing, I know a guy that loves when I blow him while wearing peppermint chapstick because "it makes his dick tingly""

7/19/2010 1:25:22 AM

well, duh.

Who doesn't already know about that?

7/19/2010 1:27:00 AM

Quote :

"i really really hate that paramore song that you said was your guilty pleasure. i don't usually hate songs but i hate the girls voice, i hate how she says the same line over and over again, and i hate how low she goes when she says "you ARE...". when i first heard it i liked it, until it got the the part that she repeats over and over again. i hate it so much it makes me angry everytime it comes on because i have to search the radio to find a new song! grrr "

whoooopsyyyyy

7/19/2010 1:35:58 AM

Quote :

"I desperately need a massage. Need. Not want. "

haha...i got one w/out asking

7/19/2010 1:45:29 AM

Quote :

"this is my second night in my apartment all by myself and i am really paranoid "

need some company?

7/19/2010 2:00:21 AM

dibs

7/19/2010 6:15:53 AM

double dibs

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 6:16 AM. Reason : lkj]

7/19/2010 6:15:53 AM

I would not mind having some confessions when I get home from work. I will be home between 1pm and 2pm. Please, reach in to your hearts and fill up my inbox!

7/19/2010 6:33:47 AM

bored in microbiology. please to entertain me with confessions?

7/19/2010 12:26:15 PM

no they don't but they want to send them to me

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/19/2010 12:28:37 PM

Quote :

"I cry a lot for a guy, but I am far from a sissy. "

that's all i got?

7/19/2010 1:17:13 PM

Quote :

"I've grown to hate my wife but can't divorce her for religious reasons."

7/19/2010 1:19:56 PM

^^That confession contains at least 1 lie

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:20 PM. Reason : ^]

7/19/2010 1:20:06 PM

SEND ME CONFESSIONS

7/19/2010 1:20:48 PM

Quote :

"I may put my life on hold (and possibly embarrass myself horribly) by going on a reality tv show. "

7/19/2010 1:22:59 PM

^ i told you, DO IT!!!!

i'll take some confessions.

7/19/2010 2:21:36 PM

Quote :

"there is a certain tdubber who i keep thinking about doing very nasty things to. very, very, very nasty things. "

Quote :

"ha holy shit... I need a fuck buddy but I fear I'll never find one, or a female mate for life, because I really like a freak in the bed and a lady in the street... cause I'm the same way, but I'm horrible at meeting new people and even worse at hooking up. "

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : ...]

7/19/2010 2:47:01 PM

I've contributed - can I have a confession now?

7/19/2010 3:05:17 PM

I want confessions

7/19/2010 3:07:12 PM

Quote :

"Girl I love is far far away from me. I won't be able to be with her for 4 years. It's so hard, but I'm a believe that sometimes you have to be patient for good things. I told her what I think of her, and how I feel about her, and she feels the same way. It's just the distance... It is hard. But I will live. All I can do is just look forward and not focus on what I don't have now, but rather what I will have in the future. I've been waiting 16 years to finally be done with school, 4 years seems like a small price to get exactly what I want when I put it into perspective."

>------<

7/19/2010 4:16:14 PM

confess to me my sons and daughters

7/19/2010 5:33:23 PM