I want your confessions, and then some.

7/19/2010 10:17:40 PM

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"For the past 2 years, I've had this annoying and persistent sinus pressure, particularly on the left side of my face. It's quite annoying. When I first wake up, I barely notice it, but as the day goes on, it gets worse. I haven't been to a doctor yet to see it. I'm on my parents insurance still, and I always get shit from her if I complain about something. Cheapest person I have ever known. It is extremely annoying though. I woke up one day and it was just there. "

7/19/2010 10:23:30 PM

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"There's going to be some quasi-rape happening in the near future. By "rape", I mean "You've already admitted you want it. Enough nonsense already." "

7/20/2010 12:17:14 AM

i would like confessions as well

7/20/2010 1:01:52 AM

7/20/2010 1:31:34 AM

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"I am about to blow quite a bit of money to feel some sort of materialistic satisfaction. I guess $2,500 isn't that much relative to what I usually spend, but as I get older it gets harder and harder to let go of this hard earned monies. I have a spending problem. "

7/20/2010 8:23:15 AM

i will take confessions

7/20/2010 9:06:01 AM

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"I would leave my girlfriend for NCSUWolfy in a second. Sadly, she is in a different state and not single. I don't even know if things would work, but from what limited things I do know about her personality I think she is great and a rare woman which would make the concessions necessary definitely worth the leap. "

7/20/2010 9:37:54 AM

^translated:

"I would leave my girlfriend for NCSUWolfy in a second. Sadly, she is in a different state and not single. I don't even know if things would work, but from what limited things I do know about her personality I think she is great and a rare woman which tits [it] would make the concessions necessary definitely worth the leap. "

7/20/2010 9:42:44 AM

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"I feel sorry for people who say they would leave their current gf / bf for someone else that they don't even know, based on postings on the internet. "

Sorry for both the person leaving AND the person being left

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 9:58 AM. Reason : Sorry babe, she's...she's just got an awesome e-rack]

7/20/2010 9:57:54 AM

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"Sorry babe, she's...she's just got an awesome e-rack]"

7/20/2010 10:00:12 AM

i still want some confessions

7/20/2010 10:08:48 AM

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"I'm not a fan of drunk sex: my attention span, and I stop caring right after penetration. But last night would have been phenomenal by sober standards. And I've never squirted while on top before. I seriously cannot believe what happened. "

7/20/2010 10:30:19 AM

^ Sounds like someone had a good time last night.

7/20/2010 10:34:08 AM

i never get confessed to

7/20/2010 12:04:32 PM

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"I'm afraid to post a The Wolf Web."

7/20/2010 12:09:47 PM

a The Wolf Web? lol

7/20/2010 12:14:38 PM

i just copy and paste the fail

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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hI5Rs-VXQE&NR=1 I enjoy this song/video. It's a guilty pleasure and I don't know why I couldn't turn it off when I first saw it. Maybe it's because I dig the blue eyes... Or the fact that she did something that I never could. I like it despite what my friends think."

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 12:25 PM. Reason : moar]

7/20/2010 12:17:38 PM

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"I am seriously debating just ignoring men for the next year for my own mental health "

7/20/2010 1:33:56 PM

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"Re: ThePeter's post and follow up confession. My attraction for her developed before I ever saw what she looked like. I really enjoyed the things she had to say and noticed I would perk up a little bit when reading her posts. I admit, when I saw her I did but her endowments weren't the initial attraction. As for falling with someone based on posts, I find that to be slightly more reliable than falling for someone you've met. When meeting in person people have a tendency to hide who they are, but on the internet you can get a vibe for who certain people really are, the type of vibe you may not ever be able to get based on the obfuscation of traits people display in real life. "

7/20/2010 1:41:24 PM

If people were exactly like they were on the internet, I wouldn't have any friends in real life.

Wait, I don't.

7/20/2010 1:42:11 PM

^^ OR you'll find out that on the internet they have time to script the humor, intelligence or whatever it is that is most attractive to you and be sorely disappointed. (Not that Wolfy does, just in general.)

7/20/2010 1:44:29 PM

what do you mean we have time to review and sculpt what we say online?!?!?!

7/20/2010 1:45:52 PM

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"Lemme do that random person a favor: NCSUWolfy is full of herself and nobody to pine for. Whether they have a girlfriend now or not, they're better off without her."

7/20/2010 1:51:12 PM

odag

7/20/2010 1:52:18 PM

Man, McDanger is pretty bitter...

7/20/2010 1:52:48 PM

odag

7/20/2010 1:53:27 PM

meh

7/20/2010 1:53:28 PM

When meeting in person people have a tendency to hide who they are, but on the internet you can get a vibe for who certain people really are, the type of vibe you may not ever be able to get based on the obfuscation of traits people display in real life.

Uh, yeah, what Skwinkle said. I've met quite a few internet people in my day and more often than not, the IRL is waaaaaaaaay different than their internet persona. Because its just that, a persona.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled ThePeter:

I've been thinking about your posts, NCSUWolfy. I've been thinking about us

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 1:58 PM. Reason : girl is gonna flip when she does a vanity search btw]

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:01 PM. Reason : k]

7/20/2010 1:57:40 PM

7/20/2010 1:58:38 PM

if i was her, i'd be a little freaked out right now

7/20/2010 2:00:08 PM

but you are not her

7/20/2010 2:00:58 PM

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"ThePeter is my friend IRL and he doesn't even know how to spell my username "

7/20/2010 2:01:09 PM

hahaha

sorry anonymous TheWolfWeb user

7/20/2010 2:02:34 PM

The first one about NCSUWolfy wasn't bad, the second one got to super creepy levels...

7/20/2010 2:02:42 PM

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"I slept with my best friend's sister on and off again two years ago. i visited them this weekend and she confessed i got pregnant and had to get an abortion. it would suck to have a kid right now, but it would also be sort of interesting to be family to my best friend. not sure which way i would prefer it. "

7/20/2010 2:16:03 PM

^is there a word missing from that statement? It's kinda confusing.

7/20/2010 2:19:50 PM

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"I take office supplies slowly and have two yearly sales on e-bay. I've made over 800 in the past few years. "

7/20/2010 2:21:16 PM

^^TWWer sleeps with sister of best friend -> TWWer meets them recently -> sister confesses that she got an abortion -> TWWer contemplates on the outcome

Its worded a little odd, but fairly simple

7/20/2010 2:23:54 PM

ooooooh I got a juicy one in my inbox:

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"I lie to my fiancé about how much money I make per year because I am afraid she'll SPEND it. I have a secret bank account she knows nothing about and have money that goes there every pay check. Right now I'm up to 20k that she'll never know anything about. The caveat is I can't spend it, because then she'll know it existed. Instead i'm destined to let it build for eternity."

7/20/2010 2:31:00 PM

LET'S BUILD OUR RELATIONSHIP ON DISTRUST AND LIES

7/20/2010 2:31:57 PM

^^ did he/she mean spend it?

otherwise, what's the difference?

except control i guess

but then you would have to ask yourself, why are you getting married in the first place?

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2010 2:32:28 PM

^^^ that doesnt make sense. the confesser said the fiancee would save the money but thats what the confesser is doing

damn yall are quick. i agree with Agent 0

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : yup]

7/20/2010 2:32:28 PM

CLARIFIED AND UPDATED SUCKAAASSSS.

7/20/2010 2:34:14 PM

IM BORED AT WORK

I NEED TO KNOW

7/20/2010 2:34:50 PM

I'm only posting this one because I wasn't aware people actually did this...

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"I actively post on this site as 4 different people, with only one acting as my real personality. Some twwers I've known since middle school and they have no idea these people are me. I really enjoy listening to them complain or admire a comment made by one of my many aliases when I'm in their presence. "

7/20/2010 2:39:10 PM

7/20/2010 2:40:11 PM

Let me get one.

7/20/2010 2:40:51 PM

wow

that's like a soap opera in their own head

7/20/2010 2:40:52 PM

Some twwers I've known since middle school

TWW detectives activate!

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7/20/2010 2:42:22 PM