I LOVE!!!!!!!!! to look at my biore pore strips after I rip it off my nose.

8/11/2008 8:45:51 PM

I really enjoyed talking with my neighbor tonight.

8/11/2008 9:42:28 PM

i just beat my dick

8/11/2008 9:43:21 PM

i wish the volvo would fix itself
so i could have my b/f back

8/11/2008 9:44:22 PM

I do not appreciate the things I should appreciate in life

8/11/2008 9:47:39 PM

i've lost the ability to evaluate TWWer hotness with a clean conscience

FTW or FTL

i'm thinking FTW, but it still feels weird

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 10:23 PM. Reason : ...]

8/11/2008 10:23:01 PM

i need to take a dooky

8/11/2008 10:25:38 PM

i cant hold my eyes open and my cat is clawing at me telling me he wants to cuddle

8/11/2008 10:26:57 PM

^ your girlfriend would be doing the same thing if she could

8/11/2008 10:29:50 PM

lol yall are so cute

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 10:30 PM. Reason : no homo]

8/11/2008 10:30:04 PM

my girl makes me wanna give up the

8/11/2008 10:43:04 PM

i'm a negative nancy

8/11/2008 10:43:35 PM

sup debbie downer

8/11/2008 10:43:57 PM

no not down. negative.

debbie downer is emo.

negative nancy is just a bitch

8/11/2008 10:49:07 PM

thanks for clarifying lol...

8/11/2008 10:52:48 PM

yummy

8/11/2008 10:53:20 PM

I need some vag.

8/11/2008 10:54:14 PM

i thought you had one

8/11/2008 10:55:46 PM

yeah me too

8/11/2008 10:56:00 PM

damn

get on her

8/11/2008 10:56:19 PM

nah, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

its not a tumor.

8/11/2008 10:56:43 PM

im intoxicated and its only monday, im only this way cause my boyfriends too tired and has to get up early, which means he cant do anything tonight

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 11:03 PM. Reason : ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

8/11/2008 11:02:23 PM

i thought i was constipated, then i wiped my ass and noticed a pretty decent size shit in the toilet

8/11/2008 11:03:47 PM

the fucking 240 just rolled into the volvo and fucked up the head lights

8/11/2008 11:32:40 PM

omg i am so happy right now

8/13/2008 3:29:57 PM

i lie on the internet....









a LOT

8/13/2008 6:08:11 PM

I am sad that evan never pm'ed me back when he told people he was taking them to SAS for lunch

8/13/2008 8:22:14 PM

i'm sad g.o.d likes me less after she met me than she did before she met me

8/13/2008 8:23:20 PM

I never said that, I iz just scared you iz stalkin me

8/13/2008 8:35:26 PM

haha, good one...thats what i like about you weathered chicks...always know how to make a guy laugh

8/13/2008 8:38:38 PM

i shaved at work today

8/14/2008 8:21:21 AM

Sumfoo1 can be emo.

8/14/2008 8:28:52 AM

I have a small man- crush on the foo1

8/14/2008 8:31:00 AM

i think we have a new intern..............................................

8/14/2008 2:00:15 PM

^ haha let her be

8/14/2008 2:01:04 PM

I secretly want a TWW bromance

8/14/2008 2:03:15 PM

alright it's 2pm

time to get 5 hours of work done

NO TWW ALLOWED OK

8/14/2008 2:03:26 PM

I bought some milk last night.

I accidentally left it sitting on the floor all night.

I think I'm gonna return it...I just don't know on what grounds.

8/14/2008 2:59:56 PM

just tell them it smelled spoiled when you opened it. they probably won't even smell it and let you have another one.

i don't know though, i've never returned milk

8/14/2008 3:03:48 PM

^^did you open it yet? if not its not spoiled

8/14/2008 3:04:52 PM

seriously...if you didnt open it just put it in the refrigerator and let it get cold again

8/14/2008 3:07:25 PM

i enjoy watching wizards of waverly place on disney channel

8/14/2008 6:33:57 PM

I enjoy NCSUWolfy's tits.

8/14/2008 6:36:53 PM

i told livin proof that i'd type up the steps to do data entry but i just really dont feel like messing with that shit right now

8/14/2008 6:56:38 PM

i added pics of myself to my gallery haha

8/14/2008 6:59:07 PM

haha i knew they'd be headshots

8/14/2008 6:59:32 PM

whats that suppose to mean i can add others i have them on fb, just not on this new computer

8/14/2008 7:00:37 PM

you gotta be an alias and...

8/14/2008 7:01:43 PM

haha i was just messing around

[Edited on August 14, 2008 at 7:02 PM. Reason : i'm about to walk to foodlion so i can get stuff for dinner ]

8/14/2008 7:01:53 PM

I have a penis

8/14/2008 7:03:20 PM