Quote :

"I've really started watching a lot of motherless.com. Its about the only website of that caliber that can pique my interest these days. "

LOLs

7/20/2010 2:44:23 PM

Quote :

"I started off in life very equality minded but now it seems that the more interaction I have with black people the more I build a distaste for them. This happens with no other racial group and the only thing that I can conclude is their must be a reason for it."

oh shi-

7/20/2010 2:45:32 PM

Uh yeah, you're a racist.

7/20/2010 2:45:56 PM

Quote :

"About what that person said involving their friend's sister. At his party few months ago my friend's sister confessed she had a crush on me when she was younger and then gave me a bj in the bathroom while my girlfriend was down stairs and while both of her brothers were there. I'm 27 and she is 21. "

7/20/2010 2:46:40 PM

HEY WHADDAYA CALL A BLACK FLYIN' A PLANE

7/20/2010 2:47:04 PM

It's because of our smell, isn't it?

That can't-quite-put-your-finger-on-it-general-funk that we all seem to share

I know, I hate it too.

7/20/2010 2:47:36 PM

7/20/2010 2:50:27 PM

Quote :

"I just read what SF wrote, and am not sure if he was joking or not, because those people do have a discernible smell."

7/20/2010 2:52:34 PM

We call it our aura

and it's potency varies by region

7/20/2010 2:54:28 PM

A continuation of that conversation:

Quote :

"What, Black people?"

Quote :

"yes. are you telling me that you have never noticed it?"

Quote :

"No, what is the smell like?"

Quote :

"just awful. almost like rotten eggs."

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:59 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2010 2:58:45 PM

Anyone who claims they never noticed it is either a liar, grew up and still live in a predominantly white area, or has a deviated septum

Becuase its pretty obvious to everyone else

7/20/2010 3:00:33 PM

Quote :

"for some reason i've been on a killer streak with the ladies that has lead to multiple late night calls from girls asking me to come over and "drink wine" or "do whatever". i'd be stoked except for i work with these girls and i don't want to become that guy "

Quote :

"I am unfulfilled in my job dead end job and thus take all sorts of measures to prove that I am still smart and could do something different if I wanted to. I took the LSAT and got a 170, then I took the GMAT and got a 726. Both a complete waste of money that did nothing other than provide me with some really short term gratification that maintained my ego."

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2010 3:28:58 PM

“Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.”



...I promise I won't laugh! Confess, my children!

Quote :

"i caused a large explostion today "

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : copy and paste]

7/20/2010 9:19:59 PM

Quote :

"girl is gonna flip when she does a vanity search btw"

haha didn't have to do a vanity search, i got a pm about it

as for your comment, mcdanger, i really wish you'd join me over here on the island of indifference and stop hating on me, which is still an emotion.

7/20/2010 11:00:30 PM

Quote :

"Man, McDanger is pretty bitter..."

wasn't me mang

7/20/2010 11:01:01 PM

:popcorn:

7/20/2010 11:01:26 PM

^^^haha, if you're basing that off what I said, I just guessed, I don't know if he said that or not.

^^lol, sorry man, I just wanted to stir the pot

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ]

7/20/2010 11:01:33 PM

meh, well if it wasn't him i dont know who else would claim they know me that well

oh well, popcorn over

7/20/2010 11:42:27 PM

Quote :

"Soon, my dad will be old enough to start getting the senior discount at places. I'm looking forward to taking him with when grocery shopping. "

7/21/2010 11:47:32 AM

I'm open for business, gimme some PMs people

7/21/2010 12:15:45 PM

confession to me

7/21/2010 12:21:43 PM

they're going to use their father as a giant walking coupon? that seems wrong

but maybe I just hold my father in higher regard than some people

7/21/2010 12:23:25 PM

holy shit how have I never read this thread before?

I WANT CONFESSIONS IN MY INBOX!

7/21/2010 12:23:53 PM

Quote :

"I hate my life right now."

7/21/2010 12:56:12 PM

Quote :

"My FB and i like it a litte rough. He has choked me to the point of making me pass out 2 times now and it's scary as shit. I enjoy being choked, but after I pass out i wake up so confused... last night I didn't even know who he was or what he was doing for a few seconds. "

7/21/2010 1:06:20 PM

i too would like confessions

7/21/2010 1:07:13 PM

Quote :

"It's not intentional, and it's not pathological, but I've almost completely quit eating. It's just not enjoyable or tasty anymore. Hunger doesn't mean anything any more - I eat only when I'm super shaky or drowsy for need of fuel. The "hunger = fuel thyself, human" connection is broken and doesn't make sense to me instinctively any more. I'm kinda ~ on the whole issue, too. I know it should bother me, but it doesn't."

7/21/2010 1:14:54 PM

^^

[Edited on July 21, 2010 at 1:16 PM. Reason : dammit grimx]

7/21/2010 1:16:30 PM

Quote :

""

7/21/2010 1:19:32 PM

^^needs medical help!

7/21/2010 1:20:46 PM

Quote :

"I'm not a lesbian, but just seeing a pair of tits makes me want to stick my face in them "

7/21/2010 2:01:33 PM

I'll take your confessions. We all know I'm a judgment free zone.

7/21/2010 2:14:33 PM

Quote :

"i loaned 8k to a friend who was out of job and in trouble. i think i am never gonna get it "

Ouch!

7/21/2010 2:25:01 PM

You can confess to me if you wanna. I won't tell noes body.

7/21/2010 2:29:55 PM

i ain't telling you shit!

7/21/2010 2:31:44 PM

Quote :

"I took 8k from a friend with a sob story and I'll never give it back. "

*lol*

7/21/2010 2:32:13 PM

Quote :

"i went to visit an ex once at her dorm and she broke up with me upon arriving and surprising her after she had a stressful week, she had apparently started dating a new guy and couldn't break up with me which was what made the week stressful. apparently she had told some of the girls on her floor a bit too much though and two of them offered to share their bed with me for the weekend and they more than made up for the sad part of the trip"

Quote :

"If God weren't such an ass, I'd help him out in this thread: message_topic.aspx?topic=598545"

7/21/2010 3:58:56 PM

Quote :

"My girl's best friend lives in another city and occasionally sends me dirty texts, sometimes when she is with my girl. I can't help but be turned on by it, and her, though I'd never do anything about it. "

Naughty, naughty.

7/21/2010 5:55:44 PM

Quote :

"I'm scared that I may end up dating (again) someone from my past for purely sexual reasons as she'll do things that my other gfs wouldn't do. If it was just sex, that would be fine, but she would never let it be that way. "

I think that if you tried hard enough, you could probably find someone who will do all the things the chick from your past did and then some.

7/21/2010 9:21:29 PM

I'll take one as long as it's not stupid

i.e. I TOOK A SHIT YESTERDAY AND BOY IT REALLY SMELLED BAD

GEE I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!

MY ROOMMATES WERE PROBABLY PISSED

7/21/2010 9:22:58 PM

^^boys

7/21/2010 9:31:08 PM

Quote :

"On a night like tonight, I want to peel the skin from my bones with a razor blade. I somehow think that it would make me feel better. "

7/21/2010 11:57:27 PM

^creepy

Quote :

"i am glad that my wife and i are not psychos and can actually manage to have a healthy, functional relationship "

7/22/2010 12:31:46 AM

Quote :

"egyeyes is so beautiful. i'd love to see what I could make of something with her, but she is waaaaaaaaaay out of my league. "

i replied that she was out of this user's league. she's out of most people's league as far as i'm concerned.

7/22/2010 12:38:39 AM

damn! cold of you!

7/22/2010 1:02:09 AM

Quote :

"I tried to leave, but I keep coming back for more. "

TWW claims another!

7/22/2010 2:04:36 AM

Quote :

"I saw a chick in a car behind me going down on the guy driving. I didn't look away. "

7/22/2010 9:03:59 AM

^doing it wrong

7/22/2010 9:06:29 AM

confession to me SONS

7/22/2010 9:36:59 AM

^^^ ok so on the drive to nags head once, we came up behind a car where this was going on.

it was just me and the gf of the time

she said "well if they're doing it, we should too"

i was surprised, so she began

a few minutes later, guy in front of me waves out the window, i waved back.

lolz

7/22/2010 9:40:15 AM