http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=otfn7RQWlzk

The wife and I were cracking up about this on AFV tonight

8/7/2013 7:14:57 PM

Quote :

"Gang Bang Organizer Puts Occupation on Business Cards, Gets Busted A Minnesota-based gang bang organizer who watched American Psycho one too many times made the mistake of advertising his profession on a series of fancy business cards — a mistake that ultimately got him arrested. The Minneapolis City Pages reports that gang bang party planner Scott Pollock was taken into police custody earlier this year after he accidentally dropped one of his business cards in a hotel parking lot. A manager at the Quality Inn & Suites in Bloomington found the card, and his interest was piqued when he saw it belonged to one "Scott, Gang Bang Organizer." After pulling in the rest of Pollack's info into Google, the manager discovered that a gang bang birthday party was scheduled to take place at his Mall of America-adjacent hotel that very same day. He phoned the police, who arrived just in time to find the party in full swing. According to the official report, the $20-a-head gang bang was been thrown in honor of a woman named Wendy who had just turned 45 and wanted to commemorate her age by sleeping with 45 guys. She was up to 31 when the cops walked in. Pollock was arrested on the spot and charged with solicitation, inducement, and promotion of prostitution — a felony. Wendy was also arrested. Pollock's lawyer later tried to get the case thrown out by telling the court Wendy was at the party of "her own free will" — a fact which Wendy confirmed. The court denied the motion, and set Pollock's sentencing for September. A Twitter account attributed to Pollack appears to show that the card-carrying gang bang businessman was hiding in plain sight."

http://gawker.com/gang-bang-organizer-puts-occupation-on-business-cards-1042364279

8/7/2013 8:09:47 PM

Quote :

"Gang Bang Organizer Puts Occupation on Business Cards, Gets Busted A Minnesota-based gang bang organizer who watched American Psycho one too many times made the mistake of advertising his profession on a series of fancy business cards — a mistake that ultimately got him arrested. The Minneapolis City Pages reports that gang bang party planner Scott Pollock was taken into police custody earlier this year after he accidentally dropped one of his business cards in a hotel parking lot. A manager at the Quality Inn & Suites in Bloomington found the card, and his interest was piqued when he saw it belonged to one "Scott, Gang Bang Organizer." After pulling in the rest of Pollack's info into Google, the manager discovered that a gang bang birthday party was scheduled to take place at his Mall of America-adjacent hotel that very same day. He phoned the police, who arrived just in time to find the party in full swing. According to the official report, the $20-a-head gang bang was been thrown in honor of a woman named Wendy who had just turned 45 and wanted to commemorate her age by sleeping with 45 guys. She was up to 31 when the cops walked in. Pollock was arrested on the spot and charged with solicitation, inducement, and promotion of prostitution — a felony. Wendy was also arrested. Pollock's lawyer later tried to get the case thrown out by telling the court Wendy was at the party of "her own free will" — a fact which Wendy confirmed. The court denied the motion, and set Pollock's sentencing for September. A Twitter account attributed to Pollack appears to show that the card-carrying gang bang businessman was hiding in plain sight."

http://gawker.com/gang-bang-organizer-puts-occupation-on-business-cards-1042364279

8/7/2013 8:09:47 PM

haha what a dumbass

8/7/2013 8:14:06 PM

that's dumb that you can get arrested for that shit. would it be illegal if he didn't charge the $20 a head? what if he just asked people to pitch in on the cost of the hotel room?

8/8/2013 8:43:44 AM

Testicle-chomping fish found in Øresund
http://cphpost.dk/national/testicle-chomping-fish-found-%C3%B8resund

[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 10:40 AM. Reason : link]

8/8/2013 10:40:19 AM

^

8/8/2013 10:43:43 AM

"don't want anyone to think i was offending a midget"



[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 1:28 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2013 1:14:51 PM

8/8/2013 1:40:20 PM

^ lol. The best part about that pic is the seagull in the background all like "Nothing to see here, folks, nothing to see here."

8/8/2013 1:42:24 PM

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8/8/2013 4:19:58 PM

http://www.upworthy.com/a-hidden-camera-show-goes-to-texas-it-did-not-expect-to-find-this

8/8/2013 4:37:52 PM

Quote :

"BREAKING: President Obama has announced that Dean Smith will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom! This is the nation's highest civilian honor! "

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8/8/2013 4:54:38 PM

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"ST. LOUIS (AP) -- As a child, Christina Stephens filled her parents' basement with Lego castles and pirate ships. When she put her Lego-building skills to work last month making a prosthetic leg out of the children's toy, she became an Internet sensation."

http://www.wcnc.com/news/health/218856961.html






awesome

[Edited on August 8, 2013 at 5:08 PM. Reason : all I can think is "transformers.... more than meets the eye!"]

8/8/2013 5:05:43 PM

^^ wow.

sample size and all that, but still, that's really surprising. wonder what would happen in another super liberal location other than NY

8/8/2013 5:16:19 PM

8/9/2013 9:07:43 AM

http://gizmodo.com/i-never-want-to-stop-watching-this-incredible-vine-comp-1077310381

8/9/2013 11:19:28 AM

Thinking about this got me through my workout today.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/06/anastasia-ashley-twerking_n_3713897.html

8/9/2013 12:11:27 PM

I twerk before every if statement I write

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8/9/2013 12:15:05 PM

^^^damn hilarious.

8/9/2013 1:20:32 PM

ok so this guy might be a little weird, since he trains mice to both surf and skateboard.... but I laughed
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/you-have-to-see-these-pictures-of-skateboarding-mice?bffb

8/9/2013 3:47:34 PM

Man, there's a lot of win today. Thanks ppl! BTW, video of mouse skateboaring is here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/you-have-to-see-these-pictures-of-skateboarding-mice?bffb

8/9/2013 4:21:41 PM

8/12/2013 12:43:27 AM

^
oh mother fucker. one user posting those horrible comics is enough.

oh wait, nm...I apologize. quality post


[Edited on August 12, 2013 at 12:51 AM. Reason : jkl;we]

8/12/2013 12:49:33 AM

^^ That post sums up this entire thread and 11/10 win...

8/12/2013 3:30:26 AM

Should not have even brought that garbage to light.

Now he's gonna start posting them again

8/12/2013 3:37:55 AM

Baaaahahahahahhaahahahah.

Well played sir.

8/12/2013 5:20:15 AM

Favorite Singer :

[Edited on August 13, 2013 at 1:06 AM. Reason : .]

8/13/2013 1:05:40 AM

upside-down race car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il6y60U7zUg

8/13/2013 7:48:56 AM

Rofl, I originally skipped over the comic as well. Well played.

8/13/2013 9:01:13 AM

emory ftw

8/13/2013 9:30:01 AM

great job, sir. lol'd and would lol again A+

8/13/2013 12:04:06 PM

8/13/2013 12:46:35 PM

^really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oml9egvuRYs

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[Edited on August 13, 2013 at 12:52 PM. Reason : you could at least post a snuff box skit that hasn't been posted 500 times]

[Edited on August 13, 2013 at 12:55 PM. Reason : baby rap gets no love]

8/13/2013 12:48:34 PM

8/13/2013 1:08:19 PM

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/08/fictional-koana-islands-maps/

Quote :

"People in the Koana Islands love baseball. The first league play started in 1882, barely six years after the MLB. Between the top-tier, Triple- and Double-A leagues, there are over 180 teams spanning the island nation. Fans are so rabid that there's even talk of expanding to a Single-A league, adding even more teams. If you're a baseball fan, you might be surprised you've never heard of this. You'll be even more surprised when you try to find the Koana Islands. That's because the 32-island chain, with its nine major cities, 11 national parks, 93 million residents and a landmass that is equal to Spain and Sweden combined does not really exist. This bustling nation was thought up – and mapped – by a guy from Australia named Ian Silva. By day, he's a train driver for Sydney Rail, the city's commuter train. But when he comes home he gets to work on his imaginary country (a portion of which is shown above). Silva's creation, which he's been working on for several years, took Reddit by storm over the weekend when he leaked a bit about his obsession in a thread asking how users spend their time alone. Amid posts about hobbies like knitting, geocaching, and gaming, Silva, who posts under the name ParisHL, told the community about his nation-building pastime and posted links to a few maps. Fellow obsessives swooned over the level of detail, and in a flurry of upvotes, Silva's revelation was accepted into the site's BestOf, widening Silva's exposure. In response, he gave the community a half dozen more maps and posted a brief overview of the islands. "

this is unreal. I kind of want it to be real.

8/15/2013 6:48:49 AM

That is awesome. Sort of reminds me of how I used to get really into mapping down to street level when I made up my D&D world back in junior high and high school.

8/15/2013 6:56:30 AM

http://geekologie.com/2013/08/mother-nature-scientists-catch-a-shark-w.php

8/15/2013 9:18:19 AM

^^^ Now, we just need to recreate the entire map in minecraft...

8/15/2013 12:48:12 PM

8/15/2013 1:38:52 PM

^That creeps me the hell out.

8/15/2013 1:42:39 PM

Why?

8/15/2013 1:44:54 PM

8/15/2013 1:53:57 PM

Because if someone where to say those things about me, I would be afraid for my personal safety.

OR if that guy were my GF's ex...I would strongly encourage her to never be alone.

8/15/2013 1:56:57 PM

Cartube! I see no downside to this!

http://youtu.be/xDGqAv4kuaQ

8/15/2013 8:12:09 PM

^^
meh, just because he's a weirdo, that doesn't mean he's dangerous...he'd probably rather chop off his right pinkie than hurt this chick.

I hate when people assume that because I'm a socially inept freak, I somehow mean them harm....nothing could be further from the truth.

8/16/2013 3:50:06 AM

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/08/historic-black-white-photos-colorized/

These are all really, really awesome. Number 11 freaks me out the most. Time had a great story on that photo a few months ago and Goebbels' look is so frightening but in color it's even worse to me.

8/16/2013 8:03:04 AM

Guys, it's an act.

That dude does not have a disorder. He's a performer.

8/16/2013 8:44:05 AM

http://listverse.com/2013/08/15/10-mysterious-artifacts-that-are-allegedly-alien/

8/16/2013 11:31:53 AM

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8/16/2013 11:35:35 AM