there's gotta be a name for that

7/22/2010 9:46:30 AM

awesome?

7/22/2010 9:47:16 AM

Quote :

"My g/f and I drunkenly talked about having a threesome with another chick last night. To which she replied, "Make it happen." I wonder if she was actually serious, because that would be so awesome."

7/22/2010 12:16:33 PM

See, they say that because they know it won't.

It's a trap.

7/22/2010 12:18:07 PM

Clearly you should just try it and see what happens.

7/22/2010 12:19:16 PM

The problem is that any guy who asked a girl if she wanted to participate in a threesome with his girlfriend would come out looking like a creep.

7/22/2010 12:20:37 PM

Well you wouldn't just ask any girl

"Hey gurl what's yo name lemme buy you a drank btw you want to get in a threesome?"

yeah, that might be creepy

7/22/2010 12:23:38 PM

But then imagine if you asked a friend...

then your girlfriend would ask, "OH, so have you always wanted to have sex with Susie?!"

7/22/2010 12:24:32 PM

But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

7/22/2010 12:24:39 PM

I mean, don't guys want to have sex with all their attractive female friends anyway? That's not news.

7/22/2010 12:27:52 PM

^Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

7/22/2010 12:28:26 PM

^^that might be like 90% true, but not 100

7/22/2010 12:30:33 PM

confessions, please?

7/22/2010 12:31:06 PM

Quote :

"i think i am the textbook definition of insane. i continue time and again to go back to the same guy who's hurt me multiple times before. there are those moments where he's beyond awesome, and when he's a total dick, I excuse it and continue going back to him. i know i don't deserve to be treated crappy, but i can't seem to let go."

Quote :

"I probably will not have enough money to get by this semester. I don't know what to do."

7/22/2010 12:36:47 PM

^^^ It's pretty much 100% true and I think that guys' g/f's want to have sex with about 90% of their attractive friends. So, win?

7/22/2010 12:39:01 PM

Quote :

"The first girl I had sex with was for no other reason than she was a practice girl "

7/22/2010 12:44:05 PM

^^you're forgetting the 1 out of 10 that have STDs

7/22/2010 12:45:03 PM

^ That's what they made condoms for, right?

7/22/2010 12:50:05 PM

haha yea cuz if a dude has the herp i'm totally gonna trust a condom to make sure i don't get it and bwn him anyway

gross

7/22/2010 12:53:47 PM

but you already got the herp

7/22/2010 12:56:01 PM

pssshhhh details, mon, details.

7/22/2010 12:56:08 PM

^^ i think you have me confused with your mother

7/22/2010 12:56:40 PM

oh snap

7/22/2010 12:57:43 PM

Who wouldn't want herpes? It's the gift that keeps on giving?

7/22/2010 1:01:59 PM

Quote :

"in high school two girls were pretty insistent on me spending time with them, one had the intention of getting a leg up on the other and went with me out to the lake at night and we walked off the path a little bit so we could have some privacy and she wanted to go down on me. as she was going at it several couples taking a night stroll came by, a few stopped to watch what this girl was doing and i just waved to them. most of the guys smiled and one of the women winked"

7/22/2010 1:08:37 PM

send me your confessions!

7/22/2010 1:14:33 PM

Quote :

"I've had sex in the NC State indoor racquetball courts."

7/22/2010 1:36:49 PM

Quote :

"I turned down sex with this girl to meet up with some friends and she got so pissed off. I just laughed at her and didn't call her again. She called 3 weeks later like nothing ever happened and we kept bwning on the down-low. Last time was at her house in Cary. We slept naked and had sex in the morning after she said we weren't going to, making her late for work. I don't feel bad about it."

7/22/2010 2:03:10 PM

Quote :

"I love having sex on my lunch break. And I just did. "

oh my

7/22/2010 2:10:32 PM

^

7/22/2010 2:12:05 PM

I like how so many of the random confessions are of a sexual nature but so few of the self confessions are.

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 2:15 PM. Reason : x]

7/22/2010 2:15:01 PM

Quote :

"I'm scared of commitment. "

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 2:45 PM. Reason : please to confess...fill my inbox or you can text me]

7/22/2010 2:41:48 PM

Quote :

"I haven't jacked off in 3 days. "

7/22/2010 3:38:32 PM

Quote :

"But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."

Ah, sweet Mall Rats quote.

7/22/2010 3:55:19 PM

Quote :

"I've been friends with a girl for over 6 years and have always had somewhat a crush on them. But they've always been dating someone so I never put any thought into it. Recently they've been single and I've been spending a lot more time with them and doing a lot of things together, some of it couples-type activities. As was the case for a month or so I've been trying to think about how to ask her if she's considered being more than friends. However within the last week it's become abundantly clear that she's not over her last ex and is willing to do almost anything to get him back. Now I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut and try to forget about it altogether "

7/22/2010 4:11:24 PM

^Confessor needs to tell the broad that the guy isn't worth it and holla at her

7/22/2010 4:12:57 PM

Send me something.

7/22/2010 4:13:59 PM

^^^ nothing good can come from this believe me I know! Haha

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 4:16 PM. Reason : .]

7/22/2010 4:15:18 PM

^^^^ funny feeling i know exactly who that one is from.

7/22/2010 4:16:12 PM

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7/22/2010 4:19:24 PM

Okay back in the game - send me confessions!

Quote :

"My trolling on here caused something incredibly bad to happen to someone in real life. It shook me to my core. I've resolved to be a much nicer person now. "

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 4:35 PM. Reason : And send me more. ]

7/22/2010 4:27:58 PM

Quote :

"I have a folder of girls of TWW pictures I sometime use to masturbate to when I tire of traditional outlets. Over the past three or four years, I’ve gathered dozens of pictures of some of the prettiest girls on here, and I enjoy reading their posts while pleasuring myself. It kind of makes me feel like I know them, that I’m in the same room with them, which makes it more personal and pleasurable for me. I have a stable of about eight girls that I rotate between, depending on my mood and who’s online at the time. I prefer them to be online while I beat to them…it makes it more real to me. Joie is my number one; I can always count on her to get me riled up, and she’s online and posts quite often, so its rare and I can’t use her. Also at the top of my list are khcadwal and NCSUWolfy. They seem like strong independent women, and I like that. Khcadwal is very attractive in a girl next door kind of way, and has very nice creamy thighs. Sometimes she posts pictures of her in tank tops or just a towel, and I find that incredibly arousing. With NCSUWolfy, we’re talking about some of the nicest cans in the business. I just want to berry myself in them and go to town. Sometimes when I’m beating I will imagine I am breast fucking her and she is licking the tip of my cock on each upstroke. It’s a wonderful experience and I can’t imagine how good it would feel to touch them in real life. Those are my main three, but there are several more I use on occasion as well. Lucyinthesky has an amazing body and a great butt. She lives in Florida so I think about her in a swimsuit just soaking up rays by the pool while I peer thru the blinds and watch. Her boobs aren’t all that but the rest of her is so fine it makes up for it. Next, begonias. She is really tall and I think that is sexy. She makes silly faces in a lot of her pictures, which I like because it makes me think she is down to earth and would be cool to hang out with after we had sex. She has a boyfriend on TWW who is a loser and doesn’t deserve her. Then there is elkaybie. She is married which is kind of a turn off. But she has a pretty face and nice hands. She posted some pictures of her hands showing off her engagement ring and all I could think about was them wrapped around my cock stroking up and down and how good it would feel. The last two are Samwise and Livinproof78. Samwise is a little bit fatter than most of the girls on here but has a really nice smile and good sized boobs. Her posts are funny and she seems like she would be fun to make out with and feel up. Lastly, Livinproof78 is a girl that I would like to meet in real life. She is older than me but I think that is hot. She probably has lots of experience so she would be able to show me cool new things about sex and hooking up. I am hoping some hot new freshman girls sign up for TWW this fall so I can add to my folder. Its about time for some fresh meat. "

Biggest confession so far?

7/22/2010 5:36:01 PM

Biggest? Yes.

Also, head-shakingly sleazy. Good lord.

7/22/2010 5:37:36 PM

Wow that's a whole new level of creepy

7/22/2010 5:40:59 PM

^^^ good god that creeps me out... i am hoping it was made up (but wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't)

7/22/2010 5:41:08 PM

berry myself in them

7/22/2010 5:42:05 PM

big4country.txt?

7/22/2010 5:44:18 PM

Nah he would be looking at collages.

7/22/2010 5:46:43 PM

Quote :

"My trolling on here caused something incredibly bad to happen to someone in real life. It shook me to my core. I've resolved to be a much nicer person now. "

I can imagine someone sitting at their computer saying "MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE."

"Look at what my trolling hath wrought."

7/22/2010 5:49:24 PM

confess my sons

7/22/2010 5:49:27 PM