lol

9/15/2006 2:53:36 PM

Yesterday my office smelled like burnt popcorn

Today it smells like toast

9/15/2006 2:55:06 PM

Quote :

"My secretary is pretty dumb - she just tried to convince me that she got her cold from being cold in the rain on Wednesday."

being chilled like that can temporarily depress your immune system... but that's about it really... other than just being inside more with other sick folk....

9/15/2006 2:55:16 PM

who has a scale that lives near me?
i need to weight myself

9/15/2006 3:18:01 PM

I have a scale, but I don't dare step on the motherfucker. It's time to start exercising again.



Also...AMAZING how well percocet works on back pain.

9/15/2006 3:19:06 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/15/2006 3:21:14 PM

[/quote]being chilled like that can temporarily depress your immune system... but that's about it really... other than just being inside more with other sick folk....
[quote]

She is pretty old.

9/15/2006 3:28:55 PM

...

9/15/2006 4:22:56 PM

Reggie Bush: "It makes you want to go out there right away and tell your side of the story. Show everybody the facts, the truth. But you can't do that. That wouldn't be the right way to do it."

Um... why not?

9/15/2006 4:37:08 PM

kev thinks he can drink me under the table & i think he's wrong

9/15/2006 4:38:18 PM

500gb of happiness

9/15/2006 4:38:38 PM

20 minutes to go

9/15/2006 4:39:13 PM

I SHITTED IN MY BRITCHES

9/15/2006 4:40:04 PM

let the weekend begin

9/15/2006 4:42:26 PM

my back HURTS

9/15/2006 4:43:21 PM

i just got a call from the drs confirming my eye surgery on 10/2

9/15/2006 4:45:52 PM

i'm REALLY tempted to call up this chick and let her know some punk is posting shit like this about her on the internet

9/15/2006 5:00:46 PM

oh drama

9/15/2006 5:01:29 PM

oh drama

9/15/2006 5:51:50 PM

I am having a great day! Now if I can only find a job.

9/15/2006 5:55:29 PM

RDO is the greatest invention evar.

9/15/2006 5:56:18 PM

W00T!

only one more homework assignment

9/15/2006 5:56:19 PM

i would like to have sex right now.
and alcohol.
yes, need alcohol first. sex second.

9/15/2006 5:58:01 PM

^


[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 6:02 PM. Reason : words outta my mouf]

9/15/2006 6:02:02 PM

gonna be a fun weekend

9/15/2006 6:03:33 PM

it's going to be a horrible GRE weekend.

9/15/2006 6:22:03 PM

Cookout tonight, work after that, sleep, getting drunk and then concert tomorrow night. Very good weekend begins...NOW!

9/15/2006 6:33:41 PM

i'd throw it to pawprint

9/15/2006 6:34:37 PM

9/15/2006 6:37:57 PM

^^huh what?

oh my.

^hey brian

Behave TWW. I'm out.

9/15/2006 6:39:40 PM

just follow your heeeeeeeeart

your intuitioooooooooooon

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 6:40 PM. Reason : it will lead you, in the right direction]

9/15/2006 6:40:17 PM

oh, it's going to be a fun nighit

9/15/2006 6:58:54 PM

should i go to king soopers, safeway, wholefoods, or albertsons to get groceries for this week???

9/15/2006 7:08:14 PM

Is this nutty chick in the Camry commercials the Debby from Sprint girl or whoever?

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 7:26 PM. Reason : ]

9/15/2006 7:24:36 PM

final jeopardy answer = kentucky

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 7:26 PM. Reason : eh]

9/15/2006 7:25:37 PM

I saw a truck for "Nigger Moving Co." today on the highway on my way home. I did a double-take!

9/15/2006 7:44:39 PM

the chick i went out with the past couple of weekends never called me this week. another one bites the dust!

9/15/2006 8:07:04 PM

man, fuck you

9/15/2006 8:09:08 PM

i gotta pay $843.40 after insurance to get my wisdom teeth taken out

at least i get some percocet out of the deal...

9/15/2006 8:10:28 PM

Quote :

"I saw a truck for "Nigger Moving Co." today on the highway on my way home. I did a double-take!"

hhahha

9/15/2006 8:12:00 PM

titties

9/15/2006 8:12:23 PM

damn brieland, mine was 1100 cash without insurance. maybe youre getting ripped off?

9/15/2006 8:13:09 PM

time to go lose some more money at poker!

9/15/2006 8:27:48 PM

^^my dental plan sucks...without insurance its like 1500.

9/15/2006 8:33:43 PM

brieland

9/15/2006 8:34:20 PM

TOGA TOGA!


I might be dying of cancer, but at least I can still party!

[Edited on September 15, 2006 at 8:50 PM. Reason : ]

9/15/2006 8:49:48 PM

Perhaps I've made a huge mistake.

9/15/2006 9:13:42 PM

its very windy today.

9/15/2006 9:16:39 PM

hahaha, what a stupid whore!

9/15/2006 9:17:22 PM

9/15/2006 9:33:11 PM