lmao

[Edited on August 21, 2008 at 2:58 PM. Reason : 118]

8/21/2008 2:58:28 PM

my roommates freshmen year ordered playboy in my name so they wouldn't get yelled at by their girlfriends when they were found around the house.

8/21/2008 2:59:17 PM

i already wanna live with my girlfriend

and the feelin's mutual

8/21/2008 6:51:52 PM

OMG DYKE

8/21/2008 6:54:48 PM

^^what's wrong with that?

8/21/2008 7:02:50 PM

...

i think i'm mourning the death of single me

but it's not really bad or scary

just a shock to the system really

8/21/2008 7:29:32 PM

meh


you get over it eventually

8/21/2008 9:25:19 PM

wwjd

8/21/2008 9:26:38 PM

I love vodka

8/21/2008 9:27:44 PM

i have some in my freezer right now

8/22/2008 12:20:43 AM

suuuuurrrrrreeee you do.

don't let the single you die until it needs to. you need to remained yourself in some complicity for as long as you can, because once it is gone... you ain't got shit

8/22/2008 3:22:29 AM

wut?

8/22/2008 3:23:39 AM

i think some words were ommited

is ok I all time

8/22/2008 4:16:02 AM

ha. remained yourself and complicity.
nice.

8/22/2008 7:44:54 AM

8/22/2008 8:17:45 AM

I paid $65 to fill up my truck and wasn't even on empty.

8/22/2008 11:16:48 AM

I'm going to kill this girl

8/22/2008 11:17:27 AM

I'll bail you out, b.

8/22/2008 11:19:31 AM

thx

8/22/2008 11:20:31 AM

i have a habit of being nicer to people than they are to me

8/22/2008 12:02:32 PM

He tried to stick it in my butt, so I had to dig my nails in his penis... out hole only bud! how many times do i have to say it?

8/22/2008 12:17:45 PM

i see

8/22/2008 12:18:20 PM

you don't

8/22/2008 12:22:00 PM

does diva like it up the butt

8/22/2008 12:22:26 PM

i planned on coming into work and doing fucking data entry to have SOME extra money, and instead i'm fucking sharpening pencils...

8/22/2008 12:28:58 PM

bosses boss came in and joked around like i want to be doing this...i tell her i doubt i can finish that i'm still on the same box of pencils...she goes we need it done, keep at it...i subsequently sent my professor a picture with a nice message

8/22/2008 1:22:07 PM

wow...she finally called me back...imma make her work for it now

8/22/2008 11:38:12 PM

haha the chick i'm talking about above is on here but has 0 posts

[Edited on August 23, 2008 at 1:47 AM. Reason : premie user search ftw]

8/23/2008 1:47:09 AM

i see people with "suspended" status...and i kind of wonder what they did to deserve it...


but then i realize i don't care, and move on

8/23/2008 11:22:55 PM

I'm trying way to hard to get to 16k

8/23/2008 11:23:20 PM

i am so tempted to hit up this 29 year old coworker on facebook chat right now...lol

8/24/2008 1:05:25 AM

I'll probably regret not visiting relatives and only maintaining minimal contact with the people back home someday.

8/24/2008 2:29:36 PM

There are plenty of things I could be working on right now, but I just can't get motivated to do anything today.

8/24/2008 2:33:00 PM

I just saw the "Leave Brittney Alone" video for the first time.



THAT'S A MAN!!!!!!!!!




I did not know that.

8/24/2008 3:07:20 PM

I've come to realize that I'm okay with discriminating against fat people, especially when it comes to hiring for jobs.

I could write a whole lot about this, too.

8/24/2008 10:47:17 PM

i accepted a bunch of free shit i really didnt need today

8/24/2008 11:17:04 PM

this is getting out of control

8/24/2008 11:32:52 PM

i concur

8/24/2008 11:34:13 PM

i wish i had some addy bad. like a lifetime supply

8/24/2008 11:34:54 PM

I wonder when (if ever) I'll think the amount of sex I'm having is enough

8/24/2008 11:35:40 PM

I think I really like tutoring.

8/24/2008 11:35:50 PM

i called out of work today and got a shitload of stuff i've been putting off done

8/25/2008 5:49:38 PM

I wish i could get away with doing what i was good at instead of what interests me

8/25/2008 5:50:45 PM

so what are you good at?

8/25/2008 5:56:08 PM

i meant in school.

8/25/2008 6:30:27 PM

^^yeah dog she dont like it when guys come on her

[Edited on August 25, 2008 at 6:31 PM. Reason : think theres supposed to be a "to" in there somewheres]

8/25/2008 6:31:01 PM

the halo was for no dirty thoughts. besides, do what interests you. you're much more likely to be happy in the long run.

8/25/2008 6:33:05 PM

man oh man...sometimes i wish i woulda never got on tww

8/26/2008 12:53:42 PM

i already posted a confession...that's 1 more than usual.

8/26/2008 12:54:50 PM

sometimes i read peoples posts, and it makes me feel shitty, because i feel like i whine too much when in actuality i've had it pretty fucking good

8/26/2008 12:57:07 PM