we just watched 'nick and norah's infinite playlist' while snowed in the other day. BY FAR one of the most awful movies i've ever seen

3/4/2009 4:15:18 PM

fail

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 4:15 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 4:15:22 PM

Quote :

"was 90 minutes of fucking failure. it was the first movie i seriously considered leaving and getting a refund for."

3/4/2009 4:16:39 PM

^^^ I definitively have to agree with that, Justin. I wanted my time back.

3/4/2009 4:56:13 PM

POOTIE TANG [/thread]

3/4/2009 5:12:42 PM

There's only been one movie I've stopped watching, and I think it was called Cliff Hanger. It involved a retarded mountain hiking crew who hiked up Mt Everest, using their ice pick things all the time as they slid down the face and stopped by stabbing it into the snow, and eventually fell into a ravine and were trapped. My family was all 'this is fucking retarded' and turned it off.

3/4/2009 5:22:05 PM

^ Vertical Limit?

3/4/2009 5:23:25 PM

a. vertical limit was K2, not everest

b. vertical limit was fucking awesome.

3/4/2009 5:24:36 PM

Don't Mess With The Zohan... only made it 10 mins in before I walked off.

3/4/2009 5:25:00 PM

Well it wasn't Cliffhanger.

3/4/2009 5:25:35 PM

I don't know if it was Everest, K2, or Mount Fuji, but that was irrelevant. The movie was retarded.

3/4/2009 5:28:07 PM

it sounds like the storyline for vertical limit though, but i can't understand how boring of a person it would take to not enjoy it.

3/4/2009 5:28:21 PM

There are a lot but I can't remember the names of them. The only one at the moment that comes to me is Cape Fear.

3/4/2009 5:28:52 PM

Yeah it was Vertical Limit, completely asinine shit.

I can't remember exactly what it was that made us turn it off (I think it was really boring too), but this sounds about right:

Quote :

"How can anyone spend so much money and make a picture like this? The effects were good but how many really stupid / bad things can happen in one film or one person's life. If only two of the many, many catastrophes that happened in the movie happened in real life it would be like lightning striking you twice. Everything that the actors did (pretending to be the best of the best climbers) seemed to go against them. Really, do you think a professional climber would leave his back pack where it could slide down the mountain? This is your life we're talking about. How about a nylon climbing rope that snaps two feet above the ground just after stopping a long fall. You can't see anyone's breath and it's cold up there. But the way, there aren't any open flame fires that I know of (unless the fuel contains it's own oxygen) anywhere near that altitude. Or how about a professional climber (who relies on good lungs) that smokes. Really, enough is enough! "

3/4/2009 5:33:49 PM

^sounds like Alive too, if you didn't get to the part where they started eating each other.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : s]

3/4/2009 5:34:42 PM

Albino Alligator

3/4/2009 5:35:37 PM

^^^ wow the guy who wrote that is a fucking retarded asshole. since when are movies supposed to reflect real life?

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 5:35:49 PM

One missed call

a fucking serial killer ghosts travels thru the phone and kills people

my god has Edward Burns fallen off

3/4/2009 5:37:01 PM

I'm watching the Corsican Brothers right now...its either the dumbest movie I've ever seen or the most genius. Haven't decided yet.

3/4/2009 5:37:44 PM

Quote :

"Halfway through the movie, I would start laughing as a new cliffhanger developed. I waited to see how many ludicrous elements the director and writers could pile on (he's hanging from his ice axe over a cliff, the cornice is breaking; now the woman is hanging, and he's hanging off of her; now the nitro explodes; now an avalanche comes). But at the end of each sequence, someone is either saved or dead, and we move on as if nothing happened...."

I mean, I love a good ludicrous movie, "The Marine" with John Cena is fucking amazing for that .

Also, "Godzilla" was completely fucking retarded too. I actually think I've said these two movies many times in this thread...

3/4/2009 5:38:06 PM

i don't know if i've said boondock saints in this thread yet so fuck it.

3/4/2009 5:40:35 PM

ACTUALLY



[/THREAD]

3/4/2009 5:45:17 PM

hmmmm

off the top of my head "Dude, Where's My Car?"

1) It made Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure look like an intellectual romp.

2) I saw it for free and still wanted my money back after it was over.

3/4/2009 5:48:48 PM

jeepers creepers

3/4/2009 5:49:29 PM

I saw Tropic Thunder this past Saturday night. That was pretty terrible.

3/4/2009 6:18:57 PM

^^^ Dude, where's my car is the only movie i have ever walked out of, and I've sat through some shitty ass movies

3/4/2009 6:31:45 PM

Kung Pow

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 6:40 PM. Reason : pow not pao]

3/4/2009 6:38:49 PM

Maybe it was mentioned already...

I watched Warriors of Virtue on Telemundo about a month ago. Terrible. It's what you get when you combine the kangaroo costumes found in the dumpster of the set of Tank Girl with the writers of captain planet.

Oh, and the "Jackie Chan movie" Fire Dragon. It looked like they spliced him in from other movies and filled the blanks in with Chineese Nazis.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 7:31 PM. Reason : -]

3/4/2009 7:28:16 PM

Simply Irresistible is an awful joke of a movie

3/4/2009 7:43:05 PM

Quote :

"Don't Mess With The Zohan... only made it 10 mins in before I walked off. "

Explain to me how this movie is any different than every other movie made by Adam S?

I though it was funny ScubaSteve, it was just as good as big daddy

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 10:12 AM. Reason : .]

3/5/2009 10:08:03 AM

i tried to watch crank and couldn't

there was some other one in the theatre i went to see and walked out on, but dont remember what that was now. was awhile ago

3/5/2009 10:11:06 AM

I think the difference is Adam Sandler movies have remained relatively the same whereas people have matured a bit over the past 15 years. You still like the old movies out of nostalgia, etc.

That said, I really don't think Big Daddy and Zohan are in the same league.

3/5/2009 10:12:09 AM

3/5/2009 11:48:34 AM

Open water 2 was pretty bad. I never saw the first one but I hope it was better than the second

3/5/2009 12:17:18 PM

3/5/2009 12:18:02 PM

Mission to Mars

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183523/

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 12:19 PM. Reason : that's the one where the guy's head explodes in space right]

3/5/2009 12:18:43 PM

lol

5/20/2009 11:50:12 AM

those Nora Roberts movies they had on Lifetime a few weeks back

i DVR'd them hoping for primetime chick flick GOLD

and i get lame-ass acting and sub-par hot guys

5/20/2009 11:51:27 AM

Roots.

5/20/2009 12:00:23 PM

wrong turn was hilarious



supernova is the correct answer here

5/20/2009 12:08:47 PM

ET + Kid in a Wheelchair + Product placement

5/20/2009 12:59:47 PM

^ There are an obscene amount of taglines on that poster.

5/29/2009 4:38:28 AM

Land of the Dead

5/29/2009 5:56:35 AM

Pi

5/29/2009 5:57:02 AM

By far the dumbest movie I've seen yet has to be "Cabin Boy"...ended up with it about 6 or 7 years ago, and took it to Blockbuster when they were giving credit for used movies. They wouldn't even take it.

5/29/2009 10:11:28 AM

have I said Next. I can't remember.

5/29/2009 10:13:22 AM

Quote :

"Pi"

5/29/2009 10:15:23 AM

Quote :

"those Nora Roberts movies they had on Lifetime a few weeks back"

I was disappointed A couple of years ago she did some movies (Blue Smoke, Montana Sky or something and Angels Fall) and those were so good. I love NR's books but these last set of movies were awful. I DVRed them and just deleted them after watching 10 minutes of it.

5/29/2009 10:17:11 AM

The Color Purple.

5/29/2009 10:19:59 AM

i'm going to have to agree with some others and say The Core.

5/29/2009 10:21:01 AM