but i'm 5'10"


average doesn't work for me

9/3/2011 9:09:39 PM

9/3/2011 9:13:20 PM

wait for it

9/3/2011 9:14:59 PM

you sure you're gonna up for more drinking tomorrow? I will supply you with lots of BC powders and gatorade

9/3/2011 9:26:31 PM

^i'm sure i can manage if you aren't going to be back until 4ish...

i just have to figure out something to do with the pup...

or we have to go somewhere i can take him

i have a box of goody's and bought a gatorade when i bought the beer



[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : ^^what are we waiting for?]

9/3/2011 9:27:32 PM

Quote :

"average doesn't work for me"

9/3/2011 9:28:32 PM

i get it now

9/3/2011 9:29:05 PM

It's funny because penis.

But yeah, I didn't realize that until now.

9/3/2011 9:49:20 PM

i'm almost to 6 beers...

craptastic can almost start spitting his flawless e-game

9/3/2011 10:04:44 PM

You can bring Sam over to our place if you wanna.

9/3/2011 10:10:46 PM

i may have to...

he needs to grow up and learn how to use the toilet like an adult so i don't have to worry about this shit

9/3/2011 10:20:25 PM

bwn?

9/3/2011 10:21:10 PM

i haven't started number 6 yet...

give me a couple of minutes then ask me again

9/3/2011 10:21:53 PM

I just started #1, my game is weak

9/3/2011 10:29:34 PM

Did not receive response. F-----

9/3/2011 11:08:21 PM

working on #4!

9/3/2011 11:11:50 PM

#6!

woo hoo!

9/3/2011 11:14:16 PM

now we can stare in awe at craptastic's flawless e-game

9/3/2011 11:15:30 PM

The 6th beer is the bwning beer. No take backs.

9/3/2011 11:20:41 PM

my 6th or your 6th?

9/3/2011 11:28:40 PM

And on the 6th beer, LivinProof78 saw what she had done and declared it good.
And on the 7th beer, LivinProof78 rested.

9/3/2011 11:43:36 PM

I got this. Don't fuck up my egame she does laundry...

9/3/2011 11:44:01 PM

To bad you're my internet mom

9/3/2011 11:44:42 PM

true

9/3/2011 11:45:04 PM

yours of course

9/3/2011 11:47:22 PM

oh well...shit son...

i'm fixing to start #7

9/3/2011 11:47:49 PM

i'm pretty disappointed in craptastic's flawless e-game

9/3/2011 11:48:23 PM

you don't know what's going on behind the scenes though

9/3/2011 11:48:56 PM

craptastic is lurking in the shadows?

9/3/2011 11:50:51 PM

shit is FLAWLESS behind the scenes

i watch it through the peep hole

9/3/2011 11:52:02 PM

i didn't know LivinProof78 liked watchers

9/3/2011 11:53:41 PM

i'm a total exhibitionist

9/3/2011 11:54:22 PM

^^ yeah son it gets her slick son

9/3/2011 11:54:42 PM

*jots furiously in notepad*

9/3/2011 11:55:44 PM

i've heard you have to read a manual to get the job done so you better take notes

9/3/2011 11:58:05 PM

i wouldn't need to read the manual if i had a practice set

9/4/2011 12:14:58 AM

it's all hands on

9/4/2011 12:19:12 AM

just gotta feel my way through it

9/4/2011 12:23:30 AM

one stroke at a time

9/4/2011 12:24:38 AM

as soon as i'm in position, i'll deliver the master stroke

9/4/2011 12:26:32 AM

you better go faster

9/4/2011 12:27:28 AM

don't want to go off half-cocked

9/4/2011 12:31:38 AM

9/4/2011 12:32:01 AM

apparently the pussy is not happy

9/4/2011 12:33:31 AM

it just wants to be petted

9/4/2011 12:35:58 AM

my head hurts

9/4/2011 12:37:01 AM

classic excuse

9/4/2011 12:37:54 AM

hahahaha...


true...


but it really does...


i've been up for 20ish hours with little to no caffeine...life it hard

9/4/2011 12:40:25 AM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

9/4/2011 12:47:18 AM

yep...i'm about 2 swallows away from sleep

9/4/2011 12:49:19 AM