I'm sorry Kiwi, that was rude of me

8/1/2010 7:20:29 PM

Yeah, picking on specials isn't nice.

8/1/2010 7:20:55 PM

I wish a TWWer was trying to get a 'rise' out of me

8/1/2010 7:22:19 PM

Ba dum ching!

8/1/2010 7:22:45 PM

Quote :

"I just saw a picture on facebook of an uncle I haven't seen since 1992. Hot damn. If he weren't my uncle, I'd try to hit it. I thought my grandmother was just being a bragging mother when she was talking about him having girls thronging after him"

8/1/2010 7:27:17 PM

i can has confessions?

8/1/2010 7:29:20 PM

I can has weed?

like lots of it?

8/1/2010 7:37:21 PM

I'll take confessions!

8/1/2010 7:41:23 PM

Quote :

"I get naked almost immediately after coming home. Only for a little while though. "

8/1/2010 7:45:37 PM

Quote :

"my brother in law just told me, and i quote "your natural body odor is just amazing" "

lol, very

8/1/2010 7:51:49 PM

Josh and I watched this amazing show about the purpose of body odor in signaling and partner choice. Finally, I didn't feel like a freak for sniffing his armpits and liking it.

8/1/2010 7:53:59 PM

Jesus Christ.

8/1/2010 8:15:57 PM

i don't normally take confessions but this one made me laugh

Quote :

"I stepped in dog shit today and wiped it off on someone else's dormat in the apartment complex. "

8/1/2010 9:37:51 PM

but i take confessions

8/1/2010 9:40:21 PM

Quote :

"I wonder what would happen if I walked into the bathroom while the hispanic lady is cleaning it, and showed her a $100 bill."

she would drop it like its hot. like any good cleaning lady.

8/1/2010 10:11:26 PM

Quote :

"I'm eating questionable chili b/c I paid for it and it's REALLY tasty chili. I'm kind of hoping it's more questionable than I thought so I don't have to go into work in the morning "

8/1/2010 10:34:59 PM

Quote :

"Normally this would be around the time that I'd bitch about going back to work tomorrow, but I feel like I have nothing better to do with my time anyway. "

I hear ya bro/sis.

8/2/2010 12:04:41 AM

do that many people out there really dislike their jobs?

8/2/2010 12:05:59 AM

Well right now I do. I don't mind what I do, the work is not the issue. It's more of who I have to work with and the fact that my hours differ from my wife's. My wife hates her job because of her idiotic coworkers and the members seem to dump their BS on her since she's the supervisor.

For every 1 coworker I've ever enjoyed working with, I swear I've found 20 I want to fire.

8/2/2010 12:09:38 AM

i love going to work every morning

8/2/2010 12:11:01 AM

I envy your happiness

8/2/2010 12:15:27 AM

ride for the brand, dude...ride for the brand

8/2/2010 12:17:04 AM

8/2/2010 12:17:23 AM

so i did a vanity search and:

Quote :

""Joie annoys the living fuck out of me. She has to be the most vain person in the history of the internets. Most of us don't want to see another stupid picture from one of your awful photo shoots with one of several shitty local photographers. Fuck. ""

i'm sorry. im genuinely proud of some the photos ive posted.
some of those took a lot of work ....
i didn't mean to come off vain....sure i was tooting my own horn cause, well, i was proud of them.

8/2/2010 11:31:33 AM

Don't listen to that dumbass. Most of us like them.

8/2/2010 11:35:34 AM

Ugh, whatever, joie. Don't sweat it, boo. Opinions, everybody has em. you need to take more to build that portfolio and it is amazing to have the connections you have. Local or famous. I'll toot that circle jerk horn.

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 11:37 AM. Reason : Is]

8/2/2010 11:36:28 AM

thanks


but that hit a little close to home :/
thats something i want to make sure i dont come across as.

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 11:38 AM. Reason : ill stop though. i shoulda just ignored it in the first place.....]

8/2/2010 11:36:55 AM

Well just so you know, I totally like the pictures.

8/2/2010 11:42:11 AM

Joie, don't listen to them. i enjoy your pictures - even though some of them do creep me out a bit

8/2/2010 1:56:32 PM

Why errybody hatin on my e-boo?

8/2/2010 5:37:28 PM

i had to recheck the thread title on this after starting at the end

8/2/2010 5:38:47 PM

let's get back to the confessions, folks!

Quote :

"Once while experimenting with meth, I cut off my own pinky finger. I wasn't able to get it reattached in time (it taking several hours for my head to clear) and so i've told everyone since that it got severed when it got smashed in a car door."

[Edited on August 2, 2010 at 5:46 PM. Reason : ...]

8/2/2010 5:41:54 PM

Quote :

"I think libraries are an AWESOME place to get hit on/picked up/flirted with shamelessly. "

8/2/2010 5:59:39 PM

Quote :

"In 2007 there was a horrible fire in Linville Gorge late April. The fire was so bad you could smell the burning wood all the way near Wilmington. It was started by a camp fire....a camp fire that my friends and I prepared the week before. I carry an immeasurable amount of guilt due to this event. "

yikes

8/2/2010 10:24:12 PM

Quote :

"I think Librarians are AWESOME to hit on/pick up/flirt shamelessly with. "

8/3/2010 7:37:14 AM

joe_schmoe has arrived, and is here to receive your confessions.

8/3/2010 12:25:07 PM

This confession....

Quote :

"I just read this and have decided to talk to my doctor because I have the exact same problem. Tell him or her they're not alone. "

is in response to this confession...

Quote :

"I think the years of my eating disorder have damaged my heart. I frequently suffer from palpitations, sometimes to the point where I am left out of breath and exhausted from my heart pounding so hard and irregularly. I don't know how to bring this up to my doctor without sounding like a hypochondriac, especially considering I have been hiding this from them from years and they think I am in great health. If something IS wrong, I'm not sure I want to know.""

I am glad you are getting help, that is a big step! You can do this and be healthy!!!

8/4/2010 2:09:07 PM

I have a confession: I touched punchmonks penis

8/4/2010 2:12:24 PM

hahaha, jerk...I have the roll up and stash away in a vagina cavity kind.

8/4/2010 2:27:16 PM

Oh whew... there for a minute I thought he meant he'd been fondling the punchhusband

8/4/2010 2:40:17 PM

Quote :

"Not the best confession, but I don't want to attach my name to this. I met a cute, smart, funny guy at a bar recently. He asked me out on a date and I said yes. When I googled his name, I found out that he was recently forced to resign from his job at a high school because he was sexting one of his female students. He's 31. The text messages were published by the local newspaper and they're raunchy. So, going out with him is out-of-the-question. Why can't I just meet a nice, normal guy who lives near me and isn't a registered sex offender?"

What a world.

8/4/2010 3:00:16 PM

Quote :

"I could really use a wish right now... a wish right now... "

a song?

8/4/2010 3:20:31 PM

paramore i think?

8/4/2010 3:27:01 PM

Quote :

"OHHH BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY... EVERYDAY "

Quote :

"confessions are stupid "

they are becoming increasingly so.

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:36 PM. Reason : .]

8/4/2010 3:34:40 PM

^^b.o.b. + hayley williams

8/4/2010 3:37:19 PM

Quote :

"i know it's silly - but when i school someone in the soap box, especially guys like hooksaw, it feels like such a victory "

HIGH FIVE!!!!

8/4/2010 8:24:08 PM

Quote :

"I found out last weekend while I was going through some old family paperwork that my dad gave me that my mother (that has been dead for about 9 years) was married to some guy before she was married to my dad. I was okay with this. Then he proceeded to tell me that she was divorced before he ever met her and that her old husband used to beat her. I'm not okay with this part and I doubt I ever will be. It took me about 15 seconds to find this guy on google. Unless my anger eventually subsides, I predict I will eventually go confront this guy. And that has the potential to be very bad."

OH LAWD!!!!

8/4/2010 8:53:05 PM

Quote :

"don't ever eat Kashi go lean crunch cereal or whatever it is. I think I have pooped 6 times today and I have to go AGAIN this shit is ridiculous"

8/4/2010 9:44:21 PM

Quote :

"This (http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599831) thread reminded me that I never feel comfortable completely naked walking around the house. I don't even like to see fat jiggle on my stomach when I go up and down the stairs. I've always been like this ever since I was a kid. For the longest time, I didn't even like to sit around with my shirt off. And I'm a guy."

Quote :

"Today I went to visit my dad for his birthday. We were supposed to be going out to dinner with his gf (who I CANNOT stand) but he ended up fighting with her for like 10 minutes on her porch. In the course of the argument I learned she sells pills and that she had over $100 yesterday but apparently spent that on drugs or something. I had to convince him not to move out of her place because he'd just end back up there anyway. Besides, he'd just move in with my great-grandmother temporarily, turning her life upside down. As much as I hate her (and it's blatantly obvious that I do), he's the one who mooches. She's just an enabler who keeps him around because I guess any man's better than no man."

Quote :

"sometimes when i see evan's foursquare updates i'm tempted to go out to where he is when he's local to hang out with him - cause he's a pretty hilarious guy"

8/5/2010 12:30:43 PM

Quote :

"I used to go to this gym nearby my work. I got bored with it, until I saw Morrison getting out of the pool in a bikini after doing laps. Having a minor crush on her, I kept on going to the gym for the next month or two just in case I got to see her again. I didn't just sit around the pool or anything, but I would always make sure to glance in to see if she was doing laps when I went to do my workout."

8/5/2010 3:57:57 PM