Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/11/world/australia-politician-blunders/index.html

27 year old female politician running for election makes Sarah Palin look like a genius.

Islam is a country.
Jews follow Jesus Christ.
Muslims follow haram. (She meant Quran)
Using 'haram' instead of 'halal'
A certain disability scheme is working fine. (Scheme doesnt start till 2016)

Video here with the above statements:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/18441496/one-nation-candidate-quits-election-race/

Interviewer: you have a lot to learn
Banister: oh definitely, everybody in the world has a lot to learn

The best part is how the media totally assails her (watch the clip)... too bad the US media can't be so brutally honest.

9/16/2013 8:37:06 AM

Hold up. You mean to tell me Halle Berry drives a CRV?

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9/16/2013 10:18:53 AM

9/16/2013 11:20:53 AM

Best pole-dancing video I have ever seen... her movements are so fluid and it just seems as if there is an external force making her go round and round effortlessly.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=476837342414265

9/16/2013 12:03:59 PM

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"Best pole-dancing video I have ever seen."

and you've seen a shitload of them haven't you

9/16/2013 12:44:14 PM

lol the comments on the pole dancing video had me laughing

Quote :

"It was so beautiful! Even my penis cried lol It cried so hard the tears shot across the room!"

9/16/2013 12:46:08 PM

Haha no havent seen a lot, perhaps 6-7, and mostly similar ones of amateurs practicing at home or in gyms, not professionals doing shows.

9/16/2013 1:07:46 PM

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"Best pole-dancing video I have ever seen."

meh, there are way better ones than that one bro

9/16/2013 1:12:58 PM

Can we close this thread?

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9/16/2013 1:14:26 PM

^^^ 6-7 my ass

message_search.aspx?type=posts&searchstring=pole&username=0EPII1
[Edited on September 16, 2013 at 1:33 PM. Reason : also the story you posted at the top of this page is over a month old]

9/16/2013 1:24:14 PM

9/16/2013 1:29:59 PM

message_search.aspx?type=posts&searchstring=pole&username=synapse

Holy shit you have just as many posts about pole dancing

9/16/2013 1:44:28 PM

Meant to post this the other day:



http://gawker.com/theres-no-getting-around-it-the-new-chipotle-ad-is-am-1308234473


^ except most of yours are actually about pole dancing.

9/16/2013 3:30:22 PM

For the record, only 5 of those posts are about pole dancing and its only in 2 threads. One of which is this one... I'm not a huge fan of OEP### but at least get be accurate

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9/16/2013 3:41:35 PM

Quote :

"get be accurate"

Quote :

"or the record, only 5 of those posts are about pole dancing"

I count 7, but the main reason I made that comment was I remember him posting a number of pole dancing videos in the past [that i'm not going to hunt down]

9/16/2013 3:54:20 PM

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"[that i'm not going to hunt down]"

yes you will

9/16/2013 3:58:14 PM

naw that would take entirely too much effort, and there's always the [substantial] chance that I'm wrong

9/16/2013 4:00:53 PM

Hula hoop videos, yes, fitness videos, yes, but not pole dancing, unless it was years ago and I can't remember. So you just searched for "pole" and posted the link... Did you even see the results? Most have nothing to do with pole dancing or any dancing or anything sexual.

Quote :

"except most of yours are actually about pole dancing."

I could say the same about yours, in that case!

9/16/2013 4:03:06 PM

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"Hula hoop videos, yes, fitness videos, yes, but not pole dancing"

oh, I guess I just lump all those in together

9/16/2013 4:07:22 PM

0EPII is a total horndog but its cool

9/16/2013 4:10:12 PM

Get a room you two!

9/17/2013 1:32:29 PM

9/17/2013 1:45:00 PM

Mine are already on file (twice)

9/17/2013 1:45:52 PM

best thing 0EPII1 has seen in his entire life:

9/17/2013 1:46:41 PM

terrible troll is terrible

(is that you????)

9/17/2013 2:16:46 PM

dude, if you don't know who that is, you better rescind your claim of loving bodybuilders

[Edited on September 17, 2013 at 2:24 PM. Reason : my bicep might be that big, but my jaw sure isn't]

9/17/2013 2:23:17 PM

Triple H use to tell her to suck it

9/17/2013 2:25:37 PM

I seriously question whether some of the women on the previous page were actually born as a female.

9/17/2013 2:35:15 PM

of course i know who that is, duh.

but, i don't really like female bodybuilders. i like fitness competitors. big difference. and i don't find her attractive at all.

also, she isn't really a "bodybuilder" in terms of profession or career.

9/17/2013 2:37:44 PM

Quote :

"Meant to post this the other day: http://gawker.com/theres-no-getting-around-it-the-new-chipotle-ad-is-am-1308234473 "

the semi-ironic thing is the whole time old crow foods were putting out their slop, all i could think about was McDonald's. (who own chipotle)

9/17/2013 2:38:15 PM

Yo synapse bb, I don't proof read and I don't give a fuck

I'm a programmer. We don't need that shit :^)

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9/17/2013 3:00:43 PM

^^ McDonalds was a minority investor in Chipoltle until 2006.

9/17/2013 3:53:07 PM

I've never seen the entire thing - 37 seconds in is fucking hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTO4jJzZkY4

9/17/2013 5:29:24 PM

Breakfast in bed? Terrified man finds an 8ft crocodile hidden under his bed after it spent entire night just inches from where he slept




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423311/Man-40-finds-8ft-crocodile-hidden-bed-spent-entire-night-just-inches-slept.html

9/17/2013 8:31:00 PM

^^ thats super cute! parcour goat?

9/17/2013 8:40:33 PM

The Bestest Friends Ever Filled a Guy's Entire Home Plumbing with Beer

9/17/2013 9:05:40 PM

^ very obvious viral marketing for that beer company

9/17/2013 9:13:09 PM

Quote :

"It's obviously a viral marketing campaign by New Zealand's Tui beer"

9/17/2013 9:14:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Kz8FzruvQ

awesome... a group of indians goes around india exposing fake holy men and gurus who claim to have supernatural powers of healing, etc.

best thing is how they do it.

9/17/2013 10:25:06 PM

is this thread now "best 30 things oep has seen on the internet today"?

9/17/2013 10:38:50 PM

no it is not; posted 2 things today and 2 yesterday. learn to count.

9/17/2013 10:46:22 PM

Toilet brush sniper Rifle

WOW

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83539249/?autoplay=true

9/17/2013 11:23:54 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2412146/Brutal-moment-jaguar-stalks-ambushes-caiman-dragging-reptile-water-killing-it.html

holy shit nature

9/18/2013 11:13:01 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/ex-nfl-player-home-trashed-hundreds-partying-teens-article-1.1460006

Guy gets his vacation house broken into and used for a party. Finds out about it while its happening through Twitter. Before he could call the cops he reads the twitter posts about the cops already there.



He captures the posts and photos and puts them on his website. Not to shame them so to speak, but to use them as an example to reach other kids.

http://www.helpmesave300.com/

9/18/2013 11:44:52 PM

http://jezebel.com/probably-fake-burlington-coat-factory-twitter-feed-is-a-1342216383

https://mobile.twitter.com/HannahMcInnis/status/356183333052489729

Quote :

"Hello tweeps, it's always coat season isn't it? Respond using hashtags #Yes or #No Thanks! "

[Edited on September 19, 2013 at 1:02 AM. Reason : ..]

9/19/2013 12:59:50 AM

Eagle cam!

http://www.takepart.com/article/2013/09/18/flying-eagle-camera-back-POV-soaring-france

So does one go about catching an eagle and then catching the same eagle again!

9/19/2013 2:30:30 PM

Andy Reid is probably wondering the same thing

9/19/2013 2:36:26 PM

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"no it is not; posted 2 things today and 2 yesterday. learn to count."

Regardless if it's 2 or 20, the fact of the matter is you post far too often in this thread, and most of the stuff you post here isn't very good. This thread should be used to post things that are really awesome, not just mildly interesting. In short, you are pretty much so singlehandedly ruining this thread and should stop posting in it immediately. Almost all of the feedback you get here is negative.

9/19/2013 2:46:16 PM

Really though we should just lock this thread. Its more harmful than good

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9/19/2013 2:47:31 PM

none of this shit is funny anymore

9/19/2013 3:10:38 PM