HaLo All American 14264 Posts user info edit post |
what is the payout for just in the money? 9/19/2006 8:41:08 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
as much as youd like, however, id like to keep the min at an arbitrary $30.
the percentage of prize if cashed would be dependant on how much you bought into, obviously. 9/19/2006 8:43:25 PM |
MacTuckIzzle Suspended 1614 Posts user info edit post |
Prahlad Friedman might just be one of my favorite players now. 9/19/2006 8:47:20 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "10 people at $50 wouldnt be to unreasonable I wouldnt think.
^^I thought you made bank online though man, and $500 wasnt that much to you." |
500 isnt.
i thought this could be kind of like a tww poker forum field trip, lol.
also, being backed is never a bad thing.
(ask turner or many of the tv pros)9/19/2006 8:50:14 PM |
HaLo All American 14264 Posts user info edit post |
i get that Ben, what is the payout structure for the tourney, ie how much is my ~10% 9/19/2006 8:52:45 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Prahlad Friedman might just be one of my favorite players now." |
i used to watch him utterly obliterate the 25/50 nl on ub when i first started.
now he kills people in 300/600 nl, its sick9/19/2006 8:52:56 PM |
MacTuckIzzle Suspended 1614 Posts user info edit post |
They have 300/600nl on there now? I thought the 300/600 is only limit? And what is his name on UB? 9/19/2006 8:59:17 PM |
xplosivo All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
fun tourney. 9/19/2006 8:59:47 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i get that Ben, what is the payout structure for the tourney, ie how much is my ~10%" |
i cant exactly say, it wont be announced till all the entrants are a go.
i can post the blind structure however, if that means anything for you.
lemme go find the payouts from last year, but last year it was $330.
PLACEPLAYERPRIZE/CHIPSPOY POINTS 1John Ruggieri$31,750 2Lawrence Berg$14,640 3Elsie Rodrigues$7,778 4David Jacobs$5,4901 5Darlene Springman$4,1181 6Rathe Miller$3,2021 7Barry Bindelglass$2,288 8"Miami" John Cernuto$1,830 9Valerie Morris$1,464 10T.J. Cloutier$1,190 11Terry Wells$1,190 12Walter Twardus$1,190 13Joseph Cutri$1,190 14David Ferrante$1,190 15Todd Bergmann$1,190 16Alan Winton$1,190 17Eric Koppel$1,190 18Ernest Barnett$1,190 19Mike Fujita$915 20Abraham Grosfeld$915 21Jonathan Iacovelli$915 22Neal Friets$915
23Allen Kessler$915 24Elijah Brodnex$915 25Michael Klein$915 26Nels Lober$915 27Neil Dickus$915
ok, so what im thinking is your % of the stake back, plus .5* your percentage of the stake of the prize pool. (gotta keep tax implications out)
so, if i cash 1k, youll get $50 + (1000*.05) = $100
win 30k, $50+ (30,000*.05) = $1550.
unless someone can argue me a better system9/19/2006 9:06:18 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They have 300/600nl on there now? I thought the 300/600 is only limit? And what is his name on UB?" |
prima.9/19/2006 9:06:39 PM |
MacTuckIzzle Suspended 1614 Posts user info edit post |
Which site do you guys prefer the most? I seem to like many for various reasons which I suppose is pretty obvious. I like the speed of UB, shit ton of tourneys on Party and Stars, the GUI of Full Tilt as well as its satellites and some cash games, and the cash games on CDpoker(which I know none of you probably play) Do you find the lessor known sites are better for cash games? I have tried grinding it out on the major sites in the cash games, but always find the smaller sites(absolute) and even smaller CDpoker to be better in the cash games long term. Any other thoughts on this? I almost totally REFUSE to play cash games on Party Poker. The amount of idiots at pretty much any level makes it almost to much to deal with on a daily basis.
[Edited on September 19, 2006 at 9:09 PM. Reason : .] 9/19/2006 9:08:24 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
actually, already garned one def. and one maybe for $50 shares.
and keep in mind,
if it reaches 50% back, ill buy the rest of the shares.
=)
so it's essentially 50% keep of the profits for myslef, but keep in mind that ill be the only one facing the tax implications =(
[Edited on September 19, 2006 at 9:10 PM. Reason : e] 9/19/2006 9:09:34 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
ok, im going to the bar.
feel free to im me or pm me if you have more questions. 9/19/2006 9:17:27 PM |
xplosivo All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
if anyone cares, final results of tonights TWWSOP event:
Pot-Limit Omaha H/L 1. xplosivo 2. The Hish 24 3. Mrs. Fish 4. weiyan8 9/19/2006 9:18:50 PM |
MacTuckIzzle Suspended 1614 Posts user info edit post |
That has to be the shit. Jamie Gold has fucking Johnny Chan as his mentor
and by the way, I am not much the one for Asian chicks, but fuck, Prahlad's wife is HOTTT
[Edited on September 19, 2006 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .] 9/19/2006 9:32:19 PM |
MacTuckIzzle Suspended 1614 Posts user info edit post |
haha, not that this is really a poker story, but I just got banned chatting on Full Tilt for talking shit to Matusow nonstop for like 20min. And the best part is, I kept giving him hell about getting arrested for dealing coke, and he told me I was gone in 5min, and over 15min later I was still talking shit to him, and the entire table and observers hated me, but I wasnt banned yet, and I kept telling mike how he was such a loser that he couldnt even back up how he wanted to ban me, and how he should just go smoke some more crack like Stu Ungar, and atleast Stu was a junkie too but managed to win the main event...more than once, lol, etc....god, it really went on for a long time before my chat got blocked. I can post the log if anyone is interested, it actually is quiet funny lol. but its a lot of words. I just thank god I had no money on there
Oh well, here it is, its long.....
A lot of it got cut off because I didnt keep up, but this is the jist of it.....I am VENOMPSYCHO btw
[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 1:10 AM. Reason : .] 9/20/2006 1:07:06 AM |
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pktblindmelonz (Observer): haha did someone say mikey and consistently win in the same line pktblindmelonz (Observer): hahaha FullTiltC (Observer): MIKE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO BECOME GOOD ENOUGH TO CONSISTENTLY WIN pktblindmelonz (Observer): he doesnt nwin Mike Matusow: i dont win pktblindmelonz (Observer): he is in the hole 6 figs FullTiltC (Observer): LOL VenomPsycho (Observer): Mikey is broke FullTiltC (Observer): SERIOUSLY FullTiltC (Observer): MIKE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO BECOME GOOD ENOUGH TO CONSISTENTLY WIN VenomPsycho (Observer): He has no money SamSharkz (Observer): wow FullTiltC (Observer): U HAVE MORE MONEY THAN ME SamSharkz (Observer): nh angellynn (Observer): nh brad Mike Matusow: strighttsgood brickboy777 (Observer): he's a pro? dangle02 (Observer): ouch VenomPsycho (Observer): He is good, but has has no money eddy81 (Observer): lmao gwaihir (Observer): ok dangle02 (Observer): that was horrible twon12 (Observer): donk donk donk needaflop (Observer): hey mike drinking a little 2nite KevinC77 (Observer): nice call Steve twon12 (Observer): oi oi oi msu_mark43 (Observer): CA CAAAAAAA twon12 (Observer): donk donk donk Mike Matusow: steve stick to o 8 bud brickboy777 (Observer): lol VenomPsycho (Observer): Drugs and hookers have all of Mikes money MatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE WHATS 4 + 5 ? brickboy777 (Observer): no chit pktblindmelonz (Observer): ZOLO BEEN NAILIN FOOTBALL BETS??? RJTHECAMEL (Observer): 54 GeauxTigerzz (Observer): he goes broke faster in oh8 thephenom000 (Observer): ZOLOOOOOOOO needaflop (Observer): ur mom 9/20/2006 1:15:14 AM |
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Mr_Greektown (Observer): Mike you Have Webcam kendori (Observer): take um down stevey mds278599 (Observer): BRENT DIGGITY DIG REPRESENTING VA brickboy777 (Observer): Zulu Mixmastamark (Observer): Mike whats your feelings on beastiality? MatusowSideKick (Observer): Mike whos the #1 Guppy and I go away mase_gotsem (Observer): stop flooding lochelle (Observer): STEVE, COME PLAY ME 1-2 BUDDY! MatusowSideKick (Observer): ^ answer plz VenomPsycho (Observer): Saw Mike loose over 100k to Ivey in under 30min on here MatusowSideKick (Observer): Mike MatusowSideKick (Observer): .... AnniMayter (Observer): Hey Mike..if I said I have a beautiful body could I hold it against you? Wait that confused me.. Dealer: alans nutz shows two pair, Eights and Twos MatusowSideKick (Observer): #1 Guppy = / VenomPsycho (Observer): Pathetic pair, Eights and Twos Dealer: Hand #1018974260 brickboy777 (Observer): 5 wolty? Mr_Greektown (Observer): Mike you have Webcam I have 34DD msu_mark43 (Observer): Yukon, help a kid out?? haha jk FullTiltC (Observer): ivey is good MatusowSideKick (Observer): Mike Matusow pktblindmelonz (Observer): who is yukon??? VenomPsycho (Observer): Mikey is the next Stu, only a matter of time before the over dose Mixmastamark (Observer): Mike what is your feelings on Beastiality? MatusowSideKick (Observer): Miike u keep playing TUFF pokerclipper (Observer): whos the eagle? Xx Clark xX (Observer): GO MIOKEY VenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): OD mase_gotsem (Observer): stop flooding VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK VenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): OD FullTiltC (Observer): venom chill VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK MatusowSideKick (Observer): BANNED elchiFLO (Observer): clap MatusowSideKick (Observer): SAYS MATUSOW Xx Clark xX (Observer): BOOOOOMMMMMMM elchiFLO (Observer): go team go MiamiPoker305 (Observer): How's you get the hawk avatar? Is that what you wanted? thephenom000 (Observer): mikey is amazing mase_gotsem (Observer): weeeeeeeeee Dealer: Steve Zolotow shows a pair of Sixes pokerclipper (Observer): gandi has irt Dealer: gandi9 shows two pair, Tens and Sixes Dealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($20,597) with two pair, Tens and Sixes MatusowSideKick (Observer): And SEA the chips go into Matusow's Stack System: Today at 1AM ET there will be a $24+$2/Token NL Hold'em tournament with a $8,000 guaranteed prize pool. Dealer: Hand #1018978513 eddy81 (Observer): lmao VenomPsycho (Observer): Smoke that crack pipe Mike Xx Clark xX (Observer): OJHHHHHHHHH robbyramjet1 (Observer): ahahahahahahahahahaah Papastaind41 (Observer): steve zolotow does look like a bird a little bit Mixmastamark (Observer): Steve is on tilt cowgrl (Observer): OUCH! VenomPsycho (Observer): Maybe you will win then PureCash25 (Observer): rail give me some opinions on dmitri nobles Mike Matusow: steve what u doing to my money man mase_gotsem (Observer): lol brickboy777 (Observer): donk donk donkity kong thephenom000 (Observer): ZOLOOOOOOOOOOOO robbyramjet1 (Observer): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAH steve u just got cracked thephenom000 (Observer): sucks MatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE IM LEAVING Mad Communist (Observer): nice call brent eddy81 (Observer): --------------------------------> MatusowSideKick (Observer): BBYE SamSharkz (Observer): HE BLOCKS OBSERVER CHAT IM SURE!!!!!!!!!! MatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE BYE FOR A BIT MatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE CYA MatusowSideKick (Observer): DO I GET A BYE RY ? Mike Matusow: gbye gandi9: ty VenomPsycho (Observer): Glass !@%& is calling you Mike PrtyDawg (Observer): his gettin cracked mike Mike Matusow: geez drstraigh (Observer): does anyone here think weeeeee is gay MatusowSideKick (Observer): ^ good man Mike Matusow: get the fk out mase_gotsem (Observer): lol robbyramjet1 (Observer): lool mase_gotsem (Observer): lmaO Xx Clark xX (Observer): LOLOL robbyramjet1 (Observer): mikes little stalker MatusowSideKick (Observer): Wow what a superStar AnniMayter (Observer): lol SamSharkz (Observer): LOL robbyramjet1 (Observer): change ur name foo Dealer: woltas shows a pair of Nines Dealer: LFISGD shows two pair, Tens and Nines Dealer: LFISGD wins the pot ($6,197) with two pair, Tens and Nines mase_gotsem (Observer): mike shoot that kid already Dealer: Hand #1018981506 VenomPsycho (Observer): Come on Mike smoke those rocks Mixmastamark (Observer): Mike whats your feeling on beastiality? MatusowSideKick (Observer): I got one lasst thing to say mase_gotsem (Observer): pay me i will phisig237 (Observer): lol msu_mark43 (Observer): NH YUKON MatusowSideKick (Observer): I got one last thing 2 say MatusowSideKick (Observer): SEND A HAT opiestyle (Observer): wow lots of bs to put up with mike i feel sorry for ya but i was enjoying watching you play VenomPsycho (Observer): Crack rock rules! Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($2,200) Dealer: Hand #1018982666 KGB911 (Observer): z how did u get that avatar? MatusowSideKick (Observer): ----------------------> MatusowSideKick (Observer): PEACE Polakforlife (Observer): high stakes poker gmmatt (Observer): go mike go pokerclipper (Observer): auto fold to the rock VenomPsycho (Observer): Stu won on crack!! Smoke it up Mike! lochelle (Observer): HEY, HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT THE STARVING CHILDREN OF AFRICA? mase_gotsem (Observer): n/m ill kill that kid becouse he annoys me AnniMayter (Observer): Venom if I send you 5 bucks will you please go buy a clue mds278599 (Observer): ......... LFISGD: where u from msu? pktblindmelonz (Observer): GANDI WILL HAVE 100K IN 30 MINS FullTiltC (Observer): ill send 5 dollars as ewll VenomPsycho (Observer): No, because I am right Memphis Wiley (Observer): that avatar is gnarly brickboy777 (Observer): lol msu_mark43 (Observer): Minnesota State University, Mankato pokerclipper (Observer): mike they pay u 4k to play here tonight? VenomPsycho (Observer): You guys are just kidding yourself if you dont hink Mike is an addict FullTiltC (Observer): doesnt matter FullTiltC (Observer): hes good at poker MiamiPoker305 (Observer): Hey Steve, did you request that avatar? Dealer: gandi9 has 15 seconds left to act FullTiltC (Observer): i want to watch him play pktblindmelonz (Observer): ADDICTED TO LOSING brickboy777 (Observer): good at live poker VenomPsycho (Observer): He likes his gambling and coke Mixmastamark (Observer): so are we so big deal FullTiltC (Observer): i dont give two #@$%s what he does in his personal life Dealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($6,397) Dealer: Hand #1018986503 VenomPsycho (Observer): Good, well the law does brickboy777 (Observer): veddddy bad at online VenomPsycho (Observer): Thats why he spent 6 months in jail mase_gotsem (Observer): ppl quit hating FullTiltC (Observer): who the ! &% !ares about the LAW Mixmastamark (Observer): dude it hasnt passed it the senate VenomPsycho (Observer): And thats why he is broke VenomPsycho (Observer): So, dont care, because I dont either AnniMayter (Observer): Well done Dr. Freud..now STFU FullTiltC (Observer): leave the guy alone i think 99% of us are enjoying watching him play Mixmastamark (Observer): Mike whats your feeling on beastiality a sheep or a moose? Dealer: LFISGD wins the pot ($2,997) Dealer: Hand #1018988856 msu_mark43 (Observer): Admiring the Big Dogs FullTiltC (Observer): including u or u wouldnt be here thephenom000 (Observer): it doesnt matter because Fulltilt is based in Canada brickboy777 (Observer): Mix, stop it, you've asked the same stupid question 5 times brickboy777 (Observer): it isn't funny pokerclipper (Observer): I WANT THAT EAGLE 9/20/2006 1:16:01 AM |
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VenomPsycho (Observer): Mike loves the crack rock to ever be a winner VenomPsycho (Observer): And he will admit it kendori (Observer): i have a countdown on how long till your chats banned Venom robags0817 (Observer): mike can i ask you one question VenomPsycho (Observer): Cant ban when its true VenomPsycho (Observer): Hell, Mike will even admit it thephenom000 (Observer): ZOLO was already bad hoopshow (Observer): is it true u can customize ur on avatar after a certain number of ftp? FullTiltC (Observer): MIKE DID U BUY IN ANOTHER 15 G'S OR ARE YOU UP VenomPsycho (Observer): Its not secret he smokes crack robags0817 (Observer): MIKE ONE QUESTION CAN I ASK IT Nothern Lights (Observer): what the hell is that mase_gotsem (Observer): ppl report otheres who r being obnoxiouse the we can be here without getting annoyed pktblindmelonz (Observer): which is yukon brad???? FullTiltC (Observer): MIKE DID U BUY IN ANOTHER 15 GRAND OR ARE YOU UP? VenomPsycho (Observer): Thats why he begs on here nightly for money lochelle (Observer): MIKE, HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I GUESS YOUR HAND? eddy81 (Observer): lol SamSharkz (Observer): TRY phisig237 (Observer): JK SamSharkz (Observer): NOTHING!!!!!!!!! phisig237 (Observer): mikey has JK pktblindmelonz (Observer): he has 22 RaidenRadio (Observer): 3-3 FullTiltC (Observer): ACE 2 phisig237 (Observer): a2? jpwheels (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nothern Lights (Observer): wth FullTiltC (Observer): HE HAS ACE 2 VenomPsycho (Observer): I just wanna be Mikes dealer, since he is such a loyal customer lol FullTiltC (Observer): ACE 2 RaidenRadio (Observer): lol mase_gotsem (Observer): lol lochelle (Observer): lol lochelle (Observer): LOL Grandhustle8 (Observer): OHHHH FullTiltC (Observer): HAHAHAH cowgrl (Observer): WOW. raiserramon (Observer): LMAO MrBigtime313 (Observer): LOL phisig237 (Observer): wow Tourbound68 (Observer): lol Classickk (Observer): hahahahaha Mixmastamark (Observer): hahaha mase_gotsem (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee MiamiPoker305 (Observer): nice VenomPsycho (Observer): And by that, he is a RAT lochelle (Observer): THATS WHAT I THOUGHT Mike Matusow: go for the 6th bet PinotBuzz (Observer): lol dakid129 (Observer): hahaha WastedMind1441 (Observer): sick sick puppy angellynn (Observer): nice mike mase_gotsem (Observer): -----------------------> alans nutz: b hand 5haaady (Observer): gangsta lochelle (Observer): KIDDIE TABLE DOWN THE STREET ClassyDan (Observer): wheres the kitty game lol Mixmastamark (Observer): haha PIMP! dakid129 (Observer): nice man Kaipo25 (Observer): THATS MIKEY POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Icelic (Observer): mike why ya back on holdem??? VenomPsycho (Observer): Hey Mike, go rat on me too, see how long that gets you Mike Matusow: --------------------------------------> GPTDonkey (Observer): nh mikey AnniMayter (Observer): Now THAT was hot theace25 (Observer): lol mase_gotsem (Observer): lol weeeee mase_gotsem (Observer): DING. Mike Matusow: hey %%%% u out of here bye ybybbyyebye splashn95 (Observer): hey.we.might.be.able.to.get.Edog.to.join.you.guys Kaipo25 (Observer): VERY NICE VenomPsycho (Observer): hahahahahah Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($4,197) VenomPsycho (Observer): Good robags0817 (Observer): MIKE WAHT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR COMBATTING BAD PLAYERS WHO DO NOT THINK OR ANALAYZE THEIR HAND AND WILL CONSTANTLY RISK ALL THEIR CHIPS WITH JUST TOP PAIR Dealer: Hand #1018999775 Mike Matusow: enjoy yourchat for next5min VenomPsycho (Observer): Bring it crack head splashn95 (Observer): he.is.talking.about.playing. hoopshow (Observer): hey guys... is it true u can customize ur own avator after a certain number of ftp's? MUGTR (Observer): 1m points splashn95 (Observer): he.is.majorly.lit. VenomPsycho (Observer): By then you will be broke VenomPsycho (Observer): Who cares Mixmastamark (Observer): hey mike if he moved you all in would you of called? bobsucks (Observer): i say don't plsy like moke VenomPsycho (Observer): I have enough time to see you beg for more money VenomPsycho (Observer): Lets go System: Today at 1AM ET there will be a $69+$6/Token satellite to the $500,000 Guarantee tournament on October 15. There are also around the clock $69+$6/Token Sit & Go satellites. mase_gotsem (Observer): who mike ? Dealer: alans nutz shows a pair of Sixes Dealer: Mike Matusow shows two pair, Queens and Sixes Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($11,331) with two pair, Queens and Sixes Dealer: Hand #1019003374 Mike Matusow: ----------------------------------------- Mike Matusow: > thephenom000 (Observer): ===================> djdtucktape (Observer): vnh phisig237 (Observer): nh thephenom000 (Observer): GOod call mike mase_gotsem (Observer): whose mike banning? RaidenRadio (Observer): MOKE!!! mds278599 (Observer): -------------------------> hill city (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sol rosenboyg (Observer): lol lowballpro (Observer): rack it up mike phisig237 (Observer): hes callin lochelle (Observer): MIKE.... WHERES THE KIDDIE TABLE?????? thephenom000 (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mase_gotsem (Observer): -----> ding ding evokondo (Observer): yes mike back in nl hill city (Observer): you go mikey msu_mark43 (Observer): YUKON, get it done kid RaidenRadio (Observer): Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilt mds278599 (Observer): ----------> VenomPsycho (Observer): $35k sure will but a lot of crack rock mds278599 (Observer): ----------> McJimi (Observer): WEEEEEEEEEEEEE mds278599 (Observer): ----------> McJimi (Observer): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mds278599 (Observer): ----------> McJimi (Observer): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mds278599 (Observer): ----------> LookAtMyNutsAA (Observer): y is steve an eagle VenomPsycho (Observer): Unless he loses it like usual FullTiltC (Observer): VENOM LEAVE THE GUY ALONE SamSharkz (Observer): whats with the arrows??????? throwerstout (Observer): hey mike....ur about as average as they get badbeatnik (Observer): venom do u need a hug vivatecate (Observer): that a boy mikey FullTiltC (Observer): YA %#% #I N TOOL hill city (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mikey jdubshady (Observer): GET HIM MIKE Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($4,397) Dealer: Hand #1019006457 JayRitch01 (Observer): if i had my hands on this table id be rich right now mase_gotsem (Observer): i ignored venom long time ago INTENTION (Observer): MIKE MY WIFE LOVES U DO U HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE U SO I CAN PUT IT ON AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE VenomPsycho (Observer): Come on Mike, its oly a matter of time, blow that crack money!!1 djdtucktape (Observer): MIKE DID YOU PLAY THE BORGATA OPEN WPT EVENT thephenom000 (Observer): zolo is trying to be hellmuth INTENTION (Observer): MIKE MY WIFE LOVES U DO U HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE U SO I CAN PUT IT ON AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE throwerstout (Observer): mike, i could beat you anyday VenomPsycho (Observer): $34k, here we go Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($400) FullTiltC (Observer): VENOM GET A LIFE Dealer: Hand #1019007627 FullTiltC (Observer): UR A TOOL INTENTION (Observer): MIKE MY WIFE LOVES U DO U HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE U SO I CAN PUT IT ON AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE mds278599 (Observer): ----------> mds278599 (Observer): ----------> mds278599 (Observer): ----------> FullTiltC (Observer): SHUT UP WITH UR GA Y ASZ REMARKD FullTiltC (Observer): S canilive12 (Observer): your all tools Mike Matusow: lol racewithme (Observer): hey mike would you ever borrow me 100 bucks? INTENTION (Observer): I AM NOT GAY hoopshow (Observer): mike is this all u do... just play poker and win money? VenomPsycho (Observer): So Mike.... badbeatnik (Observer): lol @ intetnion FullTiltC (Observer): NOT U DUMMY FullTiltC (Observer): VENOM VenomPsycho (Observer): What will 5 years feel like? FullTiltC (Observer): HES A DAMN FOOL throwerstout (Observer): mike u and me .50/1.00 nl i will crush u Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($2,397) Dealer: Hand #1019009934 thephenom000 (Observer): haha thephenom000 (Observer): lol 9/20/2006 1:19:41 AM |
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VenomPsycho (Observer): Cause thats what you have coming to you for snitching mds278599 (Observer): MIKE, WHERE IS THE KIDS GAME???? INTENTION (Observer): mikey is the man thephenom000 (Observer): ------------------------------>MATUSOW mds278599 (Observer): ----------> canilive12 (Observer): you're all tools Mixmastamark (Observer): i did ratio of mike answering your questions its 4 percent djdtucktape (Observer): mike did you play the wpt event at the BORGATA racewithme (Observer): MIKE CAN YOU BORROW ME 100 BUCKS? ff3636 (Observer): Venon Your A Phucking DI CK msu_mark43 (Observer): If i pulled out, Will she get pregnat? SamSharkz (Observer): WTF unkown3333 (Observer): yes Dealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($2,400) msu_mark43 (Observer): pregnant Dealer: Hand #1019011794 mase_gotsem (Observer): SUPPORT VenomPsycho (Observer): 5min Mike, and I am still here unkown3333 (Observer): kill kill kill the poor Icelic (Observer): mike whatever happened to your album "Mouth Whispers" VenomPsycho (Observer): Unlike your money mase_gotsem (Observer): mike support is slacking lately Mad Communist (Observer): Beotch VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK Madness101 (Observer): yawn VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK VenomPsycho (Observer): Lets tempt him djdtucktape (Observer): TILLY WENT FROM THE MONSTER STACK TO OUT IN LIKE TWO HOURS Dealer: alans nutz shows Ace King high Dealer: gandi9 shows a pair of Nines Dealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($1,997) with a pair of Nines Dealer: Hand #1019013931 VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK ROCK ff3636 (Observer): leave him alone yoo loser Mixmastamark (Observer): Alan is a fish FullTiltC (Observer): when did he snitch dabruizer (Observer): MM how r ya baby? MikeJohnson724 (Observer): LOL WHY DOES STEVE HAVE A HAWK? mds278599 (Observer): IS IT mds278599 (Observer): ----------> mds278599 (Observer): OR VenomPsycho (Observer): I bet he busts out and hits the pipe within 20min VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK Mixmastamark (Observer): poor call with a 3 thats seond best hand to often mase_gotsem (Observer): hawk or eagle u mean FullTiltC (Observer): venom u gonna answer my question FullTiltC (Observer): or say rock one mor time INTENTION (Observer): i saw mikey on crips he had big house no furniture VenomPsycho (Observer): NO elchiFLO (Observer): rock on MikeJohnson724 (Observer): WHY DOES STEVE HAVE THE HAWK? INTENTION (Observer): i saw mikey on crips he had big house no furniture VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK g_esslin85 (Observer): lol trybald eagle Dealer: Hand #1019016195 VenomPsycho (Observer): ROCK VenomPsycho (Observer): MIKE VenomPsycho (Observer): MATUSOW VenomPsycho (Observer): SMOKE FullTiltC (Observer): ya gonna answer my question dip sh i t VenomPsycho (Observer): ROCK MikeJohnson724 (Observer): EAGLE? WTF IS THAT? VenomPsycho (Observer): GLASS hoopshow (Observer): is stever a pro? John Juanda Sr (Observer): wow most of you have no lives do you? Since you cant be one of the greats you have to harrass one while he is play... tsk tsk! VenomPsycho (Observer): D I C K VenomPsycho (Observer): SMOKE VenomPsycho (Observer): ROCK VenomPsycho (Observer): HIt it mike, come on mannequin8 (Observer): KAW mannequin8 (Observer): KAW VenomPsycho (Observer): $30k iHaveTheA (Observer): mikejohnson has a small johnson FullTiltC (Observer): thatd be venom DanCarmo (Observer): Go get'em MIke!! VenomPsycho (Observer): Down $5 since you smelled the rock MikeJohnson724 (Observer): LOL IHAVE VenomPsycho (Observer): Lets bust out ff3636 (Observer): Venom Groe up LOSER VenomPsycho (Observer): Come on stonecold304 (Observer): wtg mikey u are the man VenomPsycho (Observer): Come on mike SamSharkz (Observer): learn how to spell GROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mase_gotsem (Observer): some one email support VenomPsycho (Observer): Fuel the addiction VenomPsycho (Observer): lol flash1967 (Observer): hence the eagle ff3636 (Observer): STFU VenomPsycho (Observer): He is used to it VenomPsycho (Observer): He knows he is an addict VenomPsycho (Observer): Its no secret dang brickboy777 (Observer): what did Woltas leave with? needaflop (Observer): i have 25 dollars can i play? VenomPsycho (Observer): Thats why he begs for money on here daily brickboy777 (Observer): lol Mixmastamark (Observer): that was enough AbnormalQ145 (Observer): how much did mikey buy in for here,,,,,,,,,,,,, Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($7,197) INTENTION (Observer): u rail birds talk to much Degenerate22 (Observer): im sure mike right clicked on him and ignored him.... every1 else should do the same VenomPsycho (Observer): 100k VenomPsycho (Observer): He is in the hole big time System: In 5 minutes, there is a $24+$2, $8,000 guaranteed tournament. brickboy777 (Observer): how much did Woltas leave with? AbnormalQ145 (Observer): so hes down 60K kale420 (Observer): click on observer? TopRagBoat (Observer): MM rulz AbnormalQ145 (Observer): ?? kale420 (Observer): how do you do that? VenomPsycho (Observer): He has to sit out now though to hit the crack pipe brickboy777 (Observer): Brad? VenomPsycho (Observer): Gotta feed the addiction boys elchiFLO (Observer): venom you are crackin me up VenomPsycho (Observer): Just ask Stu Degenerate22 (Observer): right click on the name then player notes then ignore ff3636 (Observer): Support is taking you out Venom ff3636 (Observer): bye bye VenomPsycho (Observer): I hope MM doesnt OD like SU brickboy777 (Observer): Brad, what did Woltas leave with, approx? VenomPsycho (Observer): Good, bring it VenomPsycho (Observer): I just like that I made Mike sit out VenomPsycho (Observer): Cause he couldnt take it elchiFLO (Observer): venom lets play sit and go angellynn (Observer): dont leave mike VenomPsycho (Observer): And had to go suck on the glass d i c k FullTiltC (Observer): i blocked that tool VenomPsycho (Observer): Crack is a bad drug kids bravesfan2 (Observer): u the only kid here 9/20/2006 1:20:12 AM |
linoleum24 All American 848 Posts user info edit post |
im backing ben in the USPC...i think people on here should man up and help him get in. o8 is his game. think about it? how many of you would back turney in a NLHE event?
bing! 9/20/2006 9:34:55 AM |
ejpaolan All American 1609 Posts user info edit post |
Game tonight.......Cookout with shakes.....
If you bring a friend tonight that hasn't come more than like 3 times you both get 10 dollars added to your stack 9/20/2006 5:33:34 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hey fellow twwers.
i want to play in the uspc omaha 8 event this sunday morning.
however, i dont exaclty want to front $550 to get in.
What im proposing is a selling of shares for my entry.
let's get a tww pool together for it.
you buy a share in my interest, if i cash, youll get 100% back plus percentage of winnings.
If i can garner half the buy in, ill play. other wise, i wont.
you know you want a piece of my action.
if this goes through, ill make calls to have someone post updates on stacks and the like.
you know you want to.
" |
All booked up for 45%
its going to be nice when i win this bitch9/20/2006 6:09:40 PM |
HaLo All American 14264 Posts user info edit post |
damn, let me know if you can take another, i was going to do it last night but got distracted 9/20/2006 6:35:58 PM |
NoidRoid All American 7642 Posts user info edit post |
I'm gonna start saying "should've.. practiced.. avoidance.." every time I win a big pot 9/20/2006 7:14:59 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
make that $350/550, with another offer for 100 tha had to be declined.
capped out for real now.
updates to come. 9/20/2006 7:23:05 PM |
Pack149 Starting Lineup 98 Posts user info edit post |
Anybody playing in the WCOOP? Im playing in my first one tomorrow 9/22/2006 12:06:21 AM |
moe All American 683 Posts user info edit post |
not I....what event is it tomorrow?...i'm building my roll and stopping being such a pussy and cashing out so much so i can play wsop and wcoop next yr. 9/22/2006 12:29:36 AM |
Pack149 Starting Lineup 98 Posts user info edit post |
Limit Holdem 200k guarantee 9/22/2006 2:53:42 PM |
Douche Bag Fcuk you 4865 Posts user info edit post |
i love bodog...playing in a 30 + 1.50 heads up game
half way through, even stacks...i have AJ suited...
i raise, he just calls
flop....10 Q K...i have nut straight
i bet 1/3 of stack, he raises min amount, i put him all in, he calls
shows QQ
immediately after i made the right play, board pairs another 10
fucking internet poker, i swear it's rigged 9/22/2006 10:40:54 PM |
Erios All American 2509 Posts user info edit post |
He had 7 pure outs (3 kings, 3 tens, and the case queen), plus the unlikely chance that the river and turn make a pair. About 1/3 of the time you get outdrawn.
Plus, this is heads up. Only three hands beat a set of queens: KK, J9, and your AJ. Only against KK would he have been a gross underdog. You're telling me you wouldn't have pushed and called all-in with that heads up?
Bad luck? Yes. Bad beat? No.
[Edited on September 23, 2006 at 1:43 AM. Reason : heads up] 9/23/2006 1:40:38 AM |
BoobsR_gr8 All American 30000 Posts user info edit post |
yea it wasnt that big of a damn deal dude
pokenum -h ah jh - qd qs -- ts kd qc Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ts Qc Kd cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV Ah Jh 640 64.65 341 34.44 9 0.91 0.651 Qs Qd 341 34.44 640 64.65 9 0.91 0.349 9/23/2006 1:45:46 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
honestly i dont like playing poker cause i think everyones better than me and good people like ^ intimidate me 9/23/2006 1:46:57 AM |
linoleum24 All American 848 Posts user info edit post |
jake- come play me heads up. you name the stakes. 9/23/2006 2:05:34 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
hish, you keep saying things like that, you're gonna get rolled on one of these days 9/23/2006 7:12:39 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "honestly i dont like playing poker cause i think everyones better than me and good people like ^ intimidate me" |
i try not to get too caught up in the other person and play my own game. if you start making lots of plays based on the perceived strengths/weaknesses of your opponent, youre gonna end up losing. more so if you underestimate people - but even the "good" players are using the same deck as you. go take their money son
[Edited on September 23, 2006 at 8:26 AM. Reason : plus boobs is a d0nk3y]9/23/2006 8:25:49 AM |
FeebleMinded Finally Preemie! 4472 Posts user info edit post |
People like this are why it's possible to make a lot of money online. Nothing special here, I just find it amazing that there are people that are thie stupid out there.
***** Hand History for Game 5233840034 ***** NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:29128934 Level:1 Blinds(20/40) - Saturday, September 23, 18:37:37 ET 2006 Table Table 111853 (Real Money) Seat 5 is the button Total number of players : 6 Seat 3: NutzInYoFace24 ( 2000 ) Seat 4: KY049 ( 2000 ) Seat 1: hotmama884 ( 2000 ) Seat 2: Elswerth ( 2000 ) Seat 6: fastbusy ( 2000 ) Seat 5: catodd518 ( 2000 ) Trny:29128934 Level:1 Blinds(20/40) ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to NutzInYoFace24 [ 3d 8d ] Elswerth folds. NutzInYoFace24 folds. KY049 calls [40]. catodd518 calls [40]. fastbusy calls [20]. hotmama884 checks. ** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, 9h, Tc ] fastbusy bets [40]. hotmama884 folds. KY049 calls [40]. catodd518 raises [225]. fastbusy calls [185]. KY049 folds. ** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ] fastbusy bets [40]. catodd518 is all-In [1735] fastbusy is all-In [1695] ** Dealing River ** [ 7c ] fastbusy shows [ 7h, Qc ] two pairs, queens and sevens. catodd518 shows [ Qd, Ac ] a pair of queens. fastbusy wins 4120 chips from the main pot with two pairs, queens and sevens. catodd518 finished in sixth place.
AND
***** Hand History for Game 5233856847 ***** NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:29128934 Level:1 Blinds(20/40) - Saturday, September 23, 18:39:48 ET 2006 Table Table 111853 (Real Money) Seat 2 is the button Total number of players : 5 Seat 3: NutzInYoFace24 ( 1960 ) Seat 4: KY049 ( 1690 ) Seat 1: hotmama884 ( 2417 ) Seat 2: Elswerth ( 1813 ) Seat 6: fastbusy ( 4120 ) Trny:29128934 Level:1 Blinds(20/40) ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to NutzInYoFace24 [ 9s Jh ] fastbusy folds. hotmama884 calls [40]. Elswerth calls [40]. NutzInYoFace24 folds. KY049 checks. ** Dealing Flop ** [ Kd, 8c, 6d ] KY049 bets [40]. hotmama884 calls [40]. Elswerth folds. ** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ] KY049 bets [40]. hotmama884 raises [80]. KY049 is all-In [1570] hotmama884 calls [1530]. ** Dealing River ** [ 8s ] hotmama884 shows [ Kh, 9c ] two pairs, kings and eights. KY049 shows [ 6h, Kc ] two pairs, kings and eights. hotmama884 wins 3440 chips from the main pot with two pairs, kings and eights with nine kicker. KY049 finished in fifth place. 9/23/2006 6:47:20 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
donkamants 9/23/2006 6:52:20 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
Jim, it's top pair. You can't lay that down.
What site is that? 9/23/2006 10:41:04 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
looks like stars.
'bout to leave to go to AC.
wanna get there by 8ish, registration starts at 9.
hope that works. 9/24/2006 6:57:40 AM |
FeebleMinded Finally Preemie! 4472 Posts user info edit post |
I am disappointed in you David. That's Party Poker, the site that started it all (IMO). 9/24/2006 4:11:39 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
Damn, I thought it was party, but I haven't played there in so long I couldn't remember. I pretty much stopped after they changed their blind structure even though it was pretty shitty to begin with. What's new with you Jim? Still doing the military thing? 9/24/2006 4:17:36 PM |
FeebleMinded Finally Preemie! 4472 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, still doing the military thing.... Near Seattle, Washington stationed on the USS Nevada at the moment. http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/agency/ssbn-733.htm if you're interested.
We just bought a house, so I've been busy moving as of late. Haven't played much poker since I was out in Connecticut last year. A little online here and there, but only for small stakes ($10) tournies. I still don't feel entirely comfortable with online play, as I do believe there are ways to cheat, from collusion to actual program manipulation. So I keep the stakes small so even if that happens o I perceive that it happens, I don't lose much. That being said I have done really well.
Jesus Christ right as I type that I get sucked out on. I hate those fucking retards who call with AA and then go all-in after the flop regardless of what hits. What I hate more than anything is that these douchebags actually think they are playing good. It seriously isn't the money. I just loathe some douchebag sitting back and thinking "I schooled him." Arggghhhh.
***** Hand History for Game 5240759903 ***** 0/0 Tourney Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) (Tournament 29172233) - Sun Sep 24 17:46:47 EDT 2006 Table Table 112330 (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button Total number of players : 3 Seat 4: aztec23 (3950) Seat 5: autoloads (3495) Seat 6: NutzInYoFace24 (4555) NutzInYoFace24 posts small blind (50) aztec23 posts big blind (100) ** Dealing down cards ** Dealt to NutzInYoFace24 [ 3h, 9h ] autoloads calls (100) NutzInYoFace24 calls (50) aztec23 checks. ** Dealing Flop ** : [ 2c, 3s, 9s ] NutzInYoFace24 checks. aztec23 checks. autoloads bets (100) NutzInYoFace24 raises (345) to 345 aztec23 folds. autoloads raises (490) to 590 NutzInYoFace24 raises (4110) to 4455 NutzInYoFace24 is all-In. autoloads calls (2805) autoloads is all-In. ** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ah ] ** Dealing River ** : [ 4d ] Creating Main Pot with $7090 with autoloads Creating Side Pot 1 with $1060 with NutzInYoFace24 ** Summary ** Main Pot: 7090 | Side Pot 1: 1060 Board: [ 2c 3s 9s Ah 4d ]
aztec23 balance 3850, lost 100 (folded) autoloads balance 7090, bet 3495, collected 7090, net +3595 [ Ad As ] [ three of a kind, aces -- Ad,As,Ah,9s,4d ] NutzInYoFace24 balance 1060, bet 4555, collected 1060, lost -3495 [ 3h 9h ] [ two pairs, nines and threes -- Ah,9h,9s,3h,3s ] 9/24/2006 5:55:08 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
Damn Jim, you got schooled. 9/24/2006 6:07:49 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
Have any of you guys ever been playing so many tables you don't even realize when one of them gets dried up? I was playing a bunch of 10 seat games earlier and it eventually got to the point where I couldn't keep up. I then realized that two of my tables were down to 4 people. Anyways, it doesn't happy to me too often, but I really hate to think about how long I was probably playing 4 handed on those tables. 9/24/2006 9:08:13 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
well im back.
41st out of 178.
the field was smaller than i would have hoped, the fact that the womens tournamnet was at the same time probably didnt help things.
im mentally exhausted, and will write up more later.
the table i was sat at originally was the gauntlet of shitty positions.
3 tv pros and 2 others who had mae large FT cashes in this series.
if you are at a locked up table for the first like 5 hours of a limit tournament, youre at a huge dissadvantage when the table breaks, obviously.
but, destorying allen kessler and having him talk shit about my play to men "the master" afterwards and having men point at me and say i played it right was pretty validating.
then it felt better to bust him.
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=24837 9/24/2006 9:43:45 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
btw, i really had a problem with the way that some of the blind structures were developed for this tournament.
ill get into that later
[Edited on September 24, 2006 at 10:33 PM. Reason : e] 9/24/2006 10:21:25 PM |
David0603 All American 12764 Posts user info edit post |
You didn't know ahead of time? That sucks. 9/24/2006 10:27:26 PM |
BoobsR_gr8 All American 30000 Posts user info edit post |
props ben!
For those who dont know I am going to AC from the 27th-Oct 2nd
Playing in:
Thu, Sep 28 at 11:00 AM No Limit Hold'em $500+$50 Fri, Sep 29 at 11:00 AM No Limit Hold'em $1,000+$75 Saturday 5/10 NL cash games and mebbe a weekly tourney or two Sun, Oct 1 at 11:00 AM No Limit Hold'em $300+$40
Hish will prolly be my publicist for these events
I unfortunately can not stay for the ME , I am up for a promotion and I will have to interview for it on the 3rd, so I am flying back on Oct 2nd 9/24/2006 10:30:20 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
A hand that went down midafternoon today.
I had a wretched table draw with Allen Kessler to my left, and a locked up table for the first 6 hours till we finally broke.
I hadn't really shown the desire to get cute yet, I'm sure he had noticed. He had absorbed a few pretty sick draws, but was covertly playing the fastest out of the table, making bets that either could have been construed as representative bets, or legit nut situations, but had not been forced to show down anything that he didnt go in a a nice favorite.
He's getting a tad frustrated, but still collected and thinking.
I believe it was 200/400 at the time, but may well have been 300/600.
Line check needed here, not sure if I got too passive or if kessler was getting out of line.
3 limpers to us on the button with As2h4sJd, we limp along.
Kessler completes from the SB, bb checks.
flop brings 3(red)5s8s
checks around to us, we bet.
kessler calls, 2 other callers. first caller was a tight lady who was running very very well. the other was a solid gentlemen who had shown the knack for picking up hands with interesting starting combinations, but nothing too OOL.
turn is the 6c.
kessler checks, other two check, we bet,
Kessler C/R.
other two fold.
our line would be?
[Edited on September 24, 2006 at 10:42 PM. Reason : we] 9/24/2006 10:33:18 PM |