8/18/2010 5:50:28 PM

I feel like I should start sending out startling confessions just to get this thread rolling again.

I know we're full of sin, TWW, and there's got to be a lot more that we're not sharing.

8/18/2010 9:15:32 PM

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"for the first time in my 20 something years alive, i'm finally starting to feel sexy/pretty and having other people say the same about me... it is possibly the best feeling i've ever had in my entire life "

8/18/2010 10:04:34 PM

^

8/18/2010 10:09:48 PM

I bet I know who sent that

8/18/2010 10:12:03 PM

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"I agree with that last confession you received. Completely. I fucking love it."

yay for positive people

8/18/2010 10:13:10 PM

I'm glad to have helped.

8/18/2010 10:34:34 PM

^^^ I, too, know who sent that PM

8/18/2010 11:41:57 PM

I guess everyone on T-Dub leads good lives now.

8/18/2010 11:52:29 PM

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"I cheated on my wife on Sunday night. "

Counter point. ^

8/19/2010 7:52:12 AM

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"the lady that was doing my hair the last time that i got it done was really really cute... i kinda wanted to hit on her, but i had no idea how to go about it since i'm a chick and i've never done it before "

8/19/2010 9:06:05 AM

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"i havent been laid in over 1.5 years. i havent been kissed in almost a year i think i am a loser "

8/19/2010 9:27:48 PM

8/19/2010 9:31:49 PM

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"ambrosia1231 is a fucking moron if she thinks she'll be able to safely live out of her car for a while, especially with a damned cat."

8/19/2010 9:38:59 PM

Rofl.

For that person, I suspect the cat is just icing on the cake.

And I feel sorry for the people who aren't able to get past the usual kneejerk reactions. Especially since it takes just a split second of actual thought to realize what silly reactions those are.

8/19/2010 9:43:53 PM

Damn bb, THAT'S a confession.

I'll take some!

8/19/2010 9:46:16 PM

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"Its Thursday night, I'm drinking alone in my apartment. I, too, feel I've become a loser "

What iteration of the "I'm drinking alone = I'm a loser" confession is this?

8/19/2010 9:47:54 PM

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"I think egyeyes is a really special, sweet gal. "

8/19/2010 9:49:14 PM

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"i feel the same way your last confession felt about feeling attractive except a manly version of that. A chick in a car that passed me kept looking at me and I will just assume she thought i was attractive and don't want to think of other alternatives. "

8/19/2010 10:07:38 PM

I think if I ever want to confess anything for this thread, khcadwal will be the first one I confess to

8/19/2010 10:28:46 PM

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"OH SHIT INTERNAL SERVER ERROR"

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"I think that Kiwi chick is alright."

8/19/2010 10:36:43 PM

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"I watched porn for like two hours this evening when I had several other things I really needed to be doing. "

8/19/2010 11:55:17 PM

ahahahaha

8/19/2010 11:56:02 PM

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"I think I am going to watch porn right now and enjoy myself for a bit."

8/20/2010 8:56:02 AM

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"I don't dare post in the beach body thread ...because I quite enjoy creeping @ all the pictures and I treat the No Creeper rule like a EULA: if I post in that thread, I agree to abide by that rule. jaZon spurred this confession. He called his body childlike; I see a body that would be one of the first to get a response if he were to respond to my craigslist ad. Thanks, lucyinthesky, for getting all these dudes to post pictures. Nom Nom Nom"

8/20/2010 9:20:25 AM

lolol

8/20/2010 9:21:03 AM

^^ hahaha i love it

8/20/2010 9:22:24 AM

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"I accidentally (kind of) locked my cat in the laundry room all night. He ran in there when I was getting something out, and I closed him in on purpose because I called him to come out and he just stared at me like he always does, and I'm tired of him running in there and staying every time I open the door. I figured I'd shut him in for 10 minutes or something and then let him out. But I forgot. So I fed him this morning and couldn't find him and then was like "oh shit " "

8/20/2010 9:31:08 AM

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"i've totally started a conversation or two on here based on pictures posted in that challenge thread "

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"I think Spontaneous is rather cute"

Awww.

8/20/2010 9:32:33 AM

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"I love boobs. "

8/20/2010 9:40:35 AM

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"i really want to find another female to try a threesome with the guy i'm seeing... i just have no clue how to go about finding another chick "

I find its best to ask for a menage-a-trois, which makes it sound far more eloquent. If the third party does not speak French, let them know that three is a crowd, except in bed.

8/20/2010 9:57:40 AM

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"your thighs give me a boner "

8/20/2010 3:06:52 PM

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"I don't have sex with moths"

8/20/2010 3:52:34 PM

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"One particular TWWer has made my life complicated over the past few days."

8/20/2010 3:56:58 PM

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"I am impressed with how quickly you got it together and look good! gg Gotta be honest, not really into blonds but you are a good looking dude. "

8/20/2010 3:59:25 PM

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"I accidentally (kind of) locked my cat in the laundry room all night. He ran in there when I was getting something out, and I closed him in on purpose because I called him to come out and he just stared at me like he always does, and I'm tired of him running in there and staying every time I open the door. I figured I'd shut him in for 10 minutes or something and then let him out. But I forgot. So I fed him this morning and couldn't find him and then was like "oh shit" "

cats learn well from isolation
hope he didn't go on anything

8/20/2010 4:49:01 PM

i had a cat got locked in my car by accident once.

that was bad news.

8/20/2010 8:07:09 PM

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"I don't mingle with my coworkers. Not even my supervisors or managers. I prefer to maintain a professional-work relationship and nothing more. I think this intimidates a lot of my coworkers. I enjoy the fact that my coworkers don't know how to approach me when it comes to anything unrelated to work. This keeps my day fairly simple and drama free. "

This can be a good or a bad thing, depending.

8/20/2010 9:44:40 PM

that's a bad thing. probably will see numerous promotions go to others and not develop any enjoyment out of work.

8/21/2010 1:11:24 AM

I will take a confession.

8/21/2010 1:10:34 PM

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"after reading that confession about a girl creeping in the beach body thread I might post in there.. you don't see many girl creepers that will admit it even in an anon confession. "

I've creeped out on some of those guys publicly and got chastised for it.

8/21/2010 1:59:07 PM

Punchmonk touched my arm once, and it made me uncomfortable.

8/21/2010 2:12:43 PM

Punchmonk touched my arm once, and it made me uncomfortable.

8/21/2010 2:12:43 PM

worth a double post.

8/21/2010 2:14:14 PM

I've never been lucky enough to have punchmonk touch me

8/21/2010 2:15:22 PM

Goal in life is to touch LunaK......'s arm.

8/21/2010 2:17:57 PM

One time, punchmonk cornered me in an elevator, hit the emergency stop button, and proceeded to pass gas for 20 minutes. That also made me uncomfortable

8/21/2010 2:22:01 PM

i think she does that to all the new premies

8/21/2010 2:24:03 PM

^^LOL

8/21/2010 2:37:22 PM

wait i never got a dutch elevator


punchmonk doesnt love me

8/21/2010 2:38:53 PM