ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
she's having a baby son
[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 8:26 AM. Reason : 1227] 4/21/2010 8:26:07 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
NAW 4/21/2010 8:28:05 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
nooooooooo babies!!!!!
grad schools will call me on Friday to tell me their decision >.< 4/21/2010 8:56:58 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Babby 4/21/2010 9:01:51 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Almost got hit by a soccer mom in an SUV then my new coffee cup splooged on my pants. Today is going to be great. 4/21/2010 9:08:06 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i swear to christ i have no idea how some of these fucking idiots are even able to tie their own shoes, much less do their jobs.
it's taken me 9 fucking days to have something done that is no more than 2 mouse clicks and typing in my username.
fuck you.
fuck you.
fuck you.
fuck you. 4/21/2010 9:14:01 AM |
ncwolfpack All American 3958 Posts user info edit post |
i'm out of toilet paper...it's 9:22AM and I'm out of toilet paper! 4/21/2010 9:22:26 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
sweet, don't need a Visa 4/21/2010 9:23:25 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I figured you had to be a woman since you were complaining about toilet paper, but I see you're a man.
So, you have no napkins, paper towels, rags, etc?
You can make due with a rag son, be a fucking man about it. 4/21/2010 9:23:45 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Headache before 9:30.... Sure to be a sign of a good day 4/21/2010 9:24:34 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
i smell popcorn! godamn i want popcorn now 4/21/2010 9:24:45 AM |
ncwolfpack All American 3958 Posts user info edit post |
i have paper towels but i dont like taking the risk of flushing those. i'm just gonna use the bathroom at the front desk on my way out. 4/21/2010 9:25:08 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I feel like shit 4/21/2010 9:26:58 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Throw them in the trash can son.
I'm sorry that I'm having to teach you how to wipe your ass properly, but
0. Take paper towel, tear into 4 equal sized squares 1. Wet the paper towel squares 2. Wipe your ass with the squares 3. Repeat as necessary 4. One final wipe with a dry paper towel 5. Pull pants back up 6. Zip/button/buckle 7. Leave restroom. ] 4/21/2010 9:27:31 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
ew, Saab doesn't wash his hands. 4/21/2010 9:28:19 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER WIPING YOUR ASS, DUMMY?
(PLUS, YOU'VE WASTED THE PAPER TOWELS ON ASS WIPING, SO NOW YOU HAVE NONE LEFT TO DRY YOUR HANDS WITH WERE YOU TO ATTEMPT TO WASH THEM SON.) ] 4/21/2010 9:28:48 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Dunno, but I can't imagine that poop flakes taste very good. 4/21/2010 9:29:21 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
THEY'RE CALLED "FLECKS", NOT FUCKING "FLAKES", ASSHOLE. 4/21/2010 9:29:59 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
I've lost my will to argue over poop residue. 4/21/2010 9:30:36 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
just FYI to everyone, tomorrow is Denim Day: http://supportdenimday.com 4/21/2010 9:59:35 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Kanye approves.
4/21/2010 10:00:14 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
^ he's not wearing jeans in that picture... 4/21/2010 10:00:45 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
That jacket looks a bit small son. 4/21/2010 10:00:59 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Umm, it's a Jean (DENIM) Jacket. Dur. 4/21/2010 10:01:22 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Ummmm read the link and you'll see it's about wearing JEANS. Like pants. That go on your legs. 4/21/2010 10:02:08 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Does that mean it's supposed to be small son? 4/21/2010 10:02:09 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
imma wear my canadian tuxedo
[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 10:03 AM. Reason : more holidays that are merely corporate plugs woop woop] 4/21/2010 10:02:38 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
My definition of Denim includes Jean Jackets. Don't hate.
But OK fine, Kanye still approves.
4/21/2010 10:03:55 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
FINE, IGNORE THE QUESTION SON. 4/21/2010 10:04:22 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Kanye wears what Kanye wants. And if Kanye wants a small 80s style jean jacket, then Kanye gets a small 80s style jean jacket. ] 4/21/2010 10:05:56 AM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "more holidays that are merely corporate plugs woop woop" |
If that was about Denim Day, I'm not talking about the one that I think Lee Jeans promotes...
Just so everyone is aware, this is what Denim Day is about (not the Lee Jeans Denim Day):
Quote : | "In 1992, an 18-year-old girl in Italy was picked-up by her driving instructor to begin a driving lesson. Soon after, she was raped on the side of the road by the instructor. She pressed charges and won her case. The instructor appealed, and the case went to the Italian High Court.
In 1999, the Court overturned the conviction with a member of the High Court declaring that since the victim wore very tight jeans, the instructor could not have removed them himself, therefore the victim must have willingly participated. " |
ALSO... Interact is having a candlelight vigil for victims of sexual assault if anyone wants to attend... tomorrow at 6 pm4/21/2010 10:06:32 AM |
StateCole All American 3597 Posts user info edit post |
fun:https://wbx-files.s3.amazonaws.com/jacksonpollock_by_miltos_manetas.swf 4/21/2010 10:30:01 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
our sod is getting mowed 4/21/2010 10:53:51 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
separate thought...new post
where do we want to stay when we go to Vegas in October? we've stayed at Flamingo (blpptt) and TI (!!) looks like the bride & groom are staying at MGM we really liked TI...so do we want to stay there again, or stay somewhere else? I liked NY NY when we went should we stay at MGM since that's where they will be? hmm... 4/21/2010 11:19:23 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Planet Hollywood was awesome. Of course, it's the only place I've stayed.
Every room is a different movie/actor theme. We were in the Arnold Schwarzeneggar room. Lucy was in the Misery (movie) room!
And the casino is awesome at nighttime because they have the Pleasure Pit. Check out pics online to see what it is.] 4/21/2010 11:21:07 AM |
fdhelmin All American 1058 Posts user info edit post |
Icke Picke pö bodde på en ö, ön börja brinna Alla börja springa utom Icke Picke Pö för han var redan dö.
[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 11:22 AM. Reason : ahhh the songs of my youth ] 4/21/2010 11:22:16 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ MGM would be nice to stay close to the bride and groom
But PH is super close and the Pleasure Pit is awesome
4/21/2010 11:24:50 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
81/4....where is your god now? 4/21/2010 11:28:00 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
oooh pleasure pit haha
MGM looks to be about in the same range as TI (but TI is driving me crazy right now cause I can't find the damn audio off button on its website ) NY NY is about the same too PH is a little more 4/21/2010 11:40:32 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
yay Vegas weddings
If I had a choice between TI and MGM, I'd pick MGM. 4/21/2010 11:48:26 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah I'm kinda leaning toward staying somewhere we haven't stayed before, so I think it'll either be MGM or NYNY. get a different perspective of the strip... 4/21/2010 11:54:54 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
how bout just turn down your speakers 4/21/2010 11:56:04 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
cause I was trying to listen to my own music...I just closed the browser to the main page once I got the info I needed 4/21/2010 12:03:42 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
4/21/2010 12:05:09 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
I had no idea the Canadians were so clingy 4/21/2010 12:19:35 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I'm clingy son. 4/21/2010 12:37:41 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
ARE YOU IGNORING ME??? 4/21/2010 12:38:14 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
4/21/2010 12:39:24 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Why are you avoiding me? Why are you so mean and distant? 4/21/2010 12:41:58 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
4/21/2010 12:42:25 PM |