Snacks bad... bad snacks...

I'm probably going to throw up and give myself a shot of glucagon soon...

Fookin ell!

10/16/2006 10:45:44 PM

wrestling sucks
Jose
washing sheets
dog needs a bath
called in to work on day off
females that hunt/dip?

10/16/2006 10:46:48 PM

lurve

10/16/2006 10:48:58 PM

lurve.

I thought I was the only one who said lurve.

10/16/2006 10:49:36 PM

ActionPants just said it.

Plus, Woody Allen says it in Annie Hall.

10/16/2006 10:52:22 PM

Well apparently I was wrong.



OOPS!

10/16/2006 10:53:26 PM

was NOT prepared for that

10/16/2006 10:55:54 PM

i squeeze the toothpaste from the middle ... and apparently that bothers some people...

10/16/2006 11:01:45 PM

haha im one of those people

10/16/2006 11:02:08 PM

i ruined three unrelated things today

1 friendship

1 car

1 frozen pizza

10/16/2006 11:02:38 PM

c'mon Kopitar, pop one in and then take this home in the shootout

10/17/2006 12:41:35 AM

wrong numbers at 3am always freak me out a little

10/17/2006 3:25:53 AM

I'll be there in a minute ^

10/17/2006 3:27:35 AM

^^^^ ouch

burning pizzas suck

10/17/2006 3:28:16 AM

haha

atleast it wasn't my cell, i'd have to kick someone's ass

10/17/2006 3:34:10 AM

I think she thought she had an ugly vagina

or maybe she had HPV... but that may be related to thinking that she has an ugly vagina

10/17/2006 3:49:14 AM

i sure as fuck hope tuesday is better than monday

10/17/2006 4:06:11 AM

COCK

10/17/2006 4:10:48 AM

not wanting to go to work

10/17/2006 7:37:30 AM

damn it's dark out

10/17/2006 7:56:17 AM

Quote :

"Unfortunately, we are unable to process your order at this time. The previous resident(s) at the address you entered has not yet disconnected service, and due to that we can not create a new account for you at that address. Please chat back with us again once the services get disconnected."

wtf

10/17/2006 10:07:18 AM

skipping class is fun!

10/17/2006 10:39:05 AM

Getting out of bed and into a cold room is the hardest thing a man can do.

10/17/2006 10:39:37 AM

Thank you to the mod who unsuspended me.

10/17/2006 10:42:09 AM

skipping class is fun!

10/17/2006 10:42:44 AM

i always want what i can't have

10/17/2006 11:43:18 AM

can't wait for my sammich at lunch

10/17/2006 11:58:29 AM

come on 12:30

10/17/2006 11:59:38 AM

[Edited on October 17, 2006 at 12:35 PM. Reason : whoops]

10/17/2006 12:35:23 PM

i love when they schedule meetings for 11:30...and i wait til after to take lunch. and then you look at the clock and its 1240, and they still havent started the meeting.

im fucking starving.

10/17/2006 12:42:52 PM

10/17/2006 12:49:08 PM

ca ca ca ca ca ca ca ca ca yeaaaaaaaaaaaaayeah

i'm dr. rockzo

the rock n roll clown

i do cocaine

10/17/2006 12:49:59 PM

youre out of tune

10/17/2006 12:51:35 PM

i need to find a new cellphone

now

10/17/2006 12:52:14 PM

Seriously, a lotta cocaine.

^^, ^^^

[Edited on October 17, 2006 at 12:52 PM. Reason : arrows]

10/17/2006 12:52:30 PM

who wants to help me put a lock on my door?

10/17/2006 12:53:11 PM

not I!

10/17/2006 12:54:31 PM

I decline.

^^

[Edited on October 17, 2006 at 12:56 PM. Reason : boo]

10/17/2006 12:55:10 PM

but i'm really fucking tired of people just walking in my room whenever

10/17/2006 12:56:50 PM

that would mean no more SURPRISE SEX

10/17/2006 12:57:53 PM

SURPRISE! IT'S MY ROOMMATE AND HIS GF READY TO GET IT ON!

10/17/2006 12:58:27 PM

10/17/2006 1:00:14 PM

that's kinda hot. has anyone ever rubbed one out while listening in on their roommate banging a chick?

10/17/2006 1:01:12 PM

DIDNT YOUR ROOMATE LOSE TO A GAY FRATERNITY IN FLAG FOOTBALL?

10/17/2006 1:01:36 PM

gay people will tackle you even when they're on offense.

[Edited on October 17, 2006 at 1:05 PM. Reason : at least they don't complain about offensive holding.]

10/17/2006 1:04:53 PM

laptop please come in the mail today

10/17/2006 1:05:40 PM

^^ "i'll give you a facemask alright "

and yeah, dude totally lost to the gay frat

[Edited on October 17, 2006 at 1:07 PM. Reason : ps rly come help me with the lock]

10/17/2006 1:06:15 PM

haha i found it funny that he said "WELL I PLAYED GOOD DEFENSE"

10/17/2006 1:06:53 PM

ugh... i hope there is someone around to sign for my lcd.....

10/17/2006 1:28:59 PM

gay people always want to smack you on the ass and say "good hustle at the tight end spot today", even though you're not on their team and you were playing the guard position.

10/17/2006 1:31:13 PM