126

10/2/2008 2:11:32 PM

at the gym tonight i noticed something highly disturbing...

i had on a carolina blue shirt
my shoes are carolina blue
my ipod cover is carolina blue
my weight lifting gloves have carolina blue accents

who am i

10/2/2008 10:04:06 PM

A METRO

10/2/2008 10:04:23 PM

last night i had maybe been drinking and tschudi's kitten scratched me and so i spit on her but it went right into her ear. oopsy. i felt bad after i did it.

10/3/2008 2:40:59 PM

bahaha

i hate cats.

10/3/2008 2:41:58 PM

i hate me

10/3/2008 2:42:25 PM

I seeded the yard

10/3/2008 3:25:18 PM

I want to go to a bar/club and grade three chick hanging out together. I would appraise them, checking their body lines and markings, and rank them '1st, 2nd, 3rd.' By the end of the night, I would go to the best one I found, grab her by the crotch, lift her up, and proclaim her 'Best in Show'.



/daniel tosh

10/3/2008 3:28:38 PM

some one knows my secret

10/3/2008 3:29:16 PM

my lips are numb, they haven't been fro 8 months

10/4/2008 12:09:35 AM

i want to buy a karaoke machine so i can practice at home and then go to a bar with karaoke and pick up women with my karaoke skills

10/5/2008 2:53:39 AM

once again, i remember why I don't drink

10/5/2008 3:48:09 AM

Sometimes I'd turn the bass up on high on my sound system and listen to bass music just to help my digestive track. After 15 minutes, I have to take a shit.

10/5/2008 3:50:42 AM

the urinal at this plant has a strange drain hole alignment

if your stream is aimed just right, you can swing it up under this like handle bridge and then airborne again and onto the side wall in a concentric bounced stream.

i'll get it right and giggle so hard im sure people down the hall can hear me

then i have to start over again b/c i giggled out of the track

10/5/2008 4:02:35 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS A HANDLE BRIDGE? USE TERMINOLOGY AND PICTURES WE CAN UNDERSTAND SON.

10/5/2008 7:37:55 AM

Some really, really, really obese people came in for flu shots.

I nearly told them that losing just 5% of their body weight would be much more beneficial.

I'm at work, and usually am able to control the asshole comments better

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 5:53 PM. Reason : lj]

10/6/2008 5:53:51 PM

it takes me a good 40 minutes to start working after i sit down at my desk.....

10/7/2008 9:29:54 AM

^

10/7/2008 9:39:57 AM

^^ plus a couple hours

10/7/2008 9:56:40 AM

i watch and enjoy ncis (i think i've confessed that before)

also i'm homesick. not for home as in raleigh but homesick for a life and friends. and my friends happen to be in raleigh (for the most part).

10/7/2008 8:03:58 PM

i dont miss raleigh

i only miss my parents and my best friend

ok, i also miss cookout

10/7/2008 9:32:38 PM

aww, I miss you too

10/7/2008 9:33:05 PM

Quote :

"last night i had maybe been drinking and tschudi's kitten scratched me and so i spit on her but it went right into her ear. oopsy. i felt bad after i did it."

hahahahahaha

10/7/2008 9:35:20 PM

i always wonder where cops are going when i hear their sirens

10/9/2008 3:46:58 PM

My legs are hairy because I keep forgetting to put a new razorblade on my razor when I jump in the shower.

Shaving legs with dull razor ftl.

10/11/2008 4:13:25 PM

nvm

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 12:09 PM. Reason : kljdf]

10/12/2008 12:09:03 PM

if i didn't already, the events of yesterday more than confirmed my belief in angels

10/12/2008 2:09:51 PM

I put a zombie pirate in the front yard for Halloween, and every time I drive up it scares me a little bit.

10/12/2008 2:29:52 PM

quite frankly who WOULDN'T be scared by a zombie pirate... the only thing scarier is a cyborg zombie ninja pirate

10/12/2008 2:31:09 PM

tr00

10/12/2008 2:34:06 PM

OK, then I'm glad it's not just me. Plus his arms wave when the wind blows, so he really does look like he's coming for me.

10/12/2008 2:34:33 PM

gives me the creeps just thinking about it. say no more!

10/12/2008 2:36:38 PM

Legs are shaved now btw.

10/12/2008 3:22:55 PM

I've had a real problem for awhile now with being distracted at work. This has only been amplified now that election is winding down. I'll read just about anything about it whether it's written by a liberal, conservative, or some asshole in TSB.

To fix this before I get in trouble at work I blocked like 20 sites on my work laptop and desktop computers. I randomized the password to the content filter and stored it on my home laptop, so it wouldn't be easy for me to retrieve it. Well I discovered that thewolfweb.com still comes up on the laptop. I doublechecked the block list and everything. Strange and a little frustrating.

10/12/2008 5:05:06 PM

I had really vivid dreams about zombies last night, and when my dog hopped into bed to wake me up this morning it really freaked me out.

10/14/2008 9:46:06 AM

I DREAM ABOUT 500LB CRACK SLABS SOMETIMES. IT'S WEIRD.

10/14/2008 9:47:22 AM

sometimes i really wonder if anyone at all would care if something were to happen to me. i can only think of a few people who would care more than to just say "well shit, that's crazy"...

10/16/2008 2:37:35 AM

I heart NCSUGirl83 and would be quite upset if anything were to happen to her.

10/16/2008 2:38:21 AM

my last post in the thinking thread was about ncsugirl83

10/16/2008 2:42:39 AM

i'm wasting my time on nothing when i could be doing something

10/20/2008 9:04:59 PM

^^^^i've wondered that about myself over the years

[Edited on October 20, 2008 at 9:13 PM. Reason : sdfasd]

10/20/2008 9:13:04 PM

10/20/2008 9:36:39 PM

I'm going swimming in the morning; I haven't shaved my legs in 2? weeks, and I don't give a goddamn.

10/20/2008 10:45:30 PM

i just realized as i was getting my clothes out of the dryer to wear today.....


i still somewhat try to match my socks and bra to the shirt i'm wearing

10/21/2008 7:03:57 AM

this chick asked me to fix her computer, i found nude pictures of her on the harddrive and posted them to the nets.

10/21/2008 7:33:04 AM

Quote :

"sometimes i really wonder if anyone at all would care if something were to happen to me. i can only think of a few people who would care more than to just say "well shit, that's crazy"..."

I think everyone wonders that...

i personally define how much a person is worth by the length of their death thread on tww.


mine will be ntlb

10/21/2008 7:40:34 AM

aww..I'll pad it to 10, b.

10/21/2008 8:04:03 AM

I LISTEN TO THE SONG "SLAP YO BITCH TILL SHE DEAD" BY WE TODD EVERY SINGLE DAY SON.

10/21/2008 8:06:57 AM

i facebook stalked my ex and found out that he actually got married last week

10/21/2008 11:59:17 PM

I too, have had sex

10/22/2008 12:01:07 AM