I almost vomited all over my laptop

[Edited on October 24, 2013 at 1:09 AM. Reason : ]

10/24/2013 1:09:19 AM

Hey, you mess with the OEP and you get the horns shit that makes you vomit.

10/24/2013 1:22:41 AM

hahaha

10/24/2013 1:33:57 AM

Quote :

"^ Am I missing something or have you not been posting hot fitness chicks lately? I miss them."

Yeah, I stopped posting. See, when I was posting pics such as these:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1376471_222212777939730_1942244655_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1395164_423811397720062_1435049741_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1378356_541797725903910_1253283534_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1395991_541800402570309_252046358_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/995530_660570963977028_578315570_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/599676_545312298872075_189507485_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1375028_541236272626722_453800856_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1378758_222188357942172_606616023_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1383672_222229081271433_227314280_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1378166_222170154610659_1112485966_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1377130_449111921864199_382180237_n.jpg


a certain user who is a jerk/asshole/bully/stalker/hypocrite called them "mannish", "animals", "disgusting", "dudes", and maybe some other choice words. Now, I don't know why he knows what dudes look like in yoga pants or thongs [], but still, I dare him to find men who look like the stunning women I just linked. Furthermore, that user and a couple of others, one of whom is a bona fide future hell-dweller, accused me of posting fitness chicks "all over the boards", even though they are confined to just one thread.

So, I stopped.

If you are that interested, just hit Like on these groups and within minutes your feed will be swamped with more hotties than you can handle:

https://www.facebook.com/SpotMeGirl
https://www.facebook.com/FemaleFitn3ssModels
https://www.facebook.com/OriginalFemaleFitnessModels
https://www.facebook.com/loveandfitnessfanpage
https://www.facebook.com/ozfitnessworld
https://www.facebook.com/Fitneass
https://www.facebook.com/OfficialPennyGuerino
https://www.facebook.com/PrettyFitnessGirls
https://www.facebook.com/OriginalFitnessBlondes
https://www.facebook.com/Bodybuilding.Inspiration
https://www.facebook.com/TheBodybuildingNation

And there are probably dozens of others (many others linked in the fitness models thread) that I don't know, not to mention, FB pages of individual fitness models.

[Edited on October 24, 2013 at 2:00 AM. Reason : Not gonna get involved in a back-and-forth with the asshole troll.]

10/24/2013 1:53:38 AM

Creative Mom Turns Her Baby’s Naptime Into Dream Adventures

Quote :

"Do babies dream when they sleep, or they simply rest peacefully? Queenie Liao, an artist and a mother of three boys, has shared the adventurous dramas that her child Wengenn dreams of during his sleep. Combining artistry and imagination with photography, Queenie has created captivating photos using plain cloths, stuffed animals, and other common household materials to create the background setting. Each photo uniquely portrays a new and exciting episode of her baby’s journey in his beautiful fairytale-like world of dreams. Her album – Wengenn in Wonderland – is a compilation of over 100 creative photos that depict the continuous exploration of her son Wengenn in his magical land of charm and wonder."

10/24/2013 8:10:46 AM

The cutest thing you will will ever see

Adorable Little Girl Duets With Father Amidst Imaginary Fireworks

Quote :

"Four-year-old Adelaide Ames couldn’t sleep because she thought she kept hearing fireworks outside. So her dad, 32-year-old quantum physicist and maker-of-fun-science-videos-for-kids Benjamin Ames, decided they should sing to keep her mind “preoccupied.” And to videotape it and upload it to YouTube because that’s the world we live in. The little girl explains to the camera whenever a “firework” goes off, creating a stop-and-go performance of “You Belong to Me” between father and daughter that many find heartwarming and impressive. The finale is pretty good."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpu0TIXzI1w

[Edited on October 24, 2013 at 8:37 AM. Reason : ]

10/24/2013 8:36:06 AM

10/24/2013 9:13:30 PM

http://community.babycenter.com/post/a45304684?scid=ddigest_hot_talks

mildly humorous

10/24/2013 10:00:37 PM

0EPII1... in your "Bionic Dubstep" video, the guy in the first link Marquese Scott (Nonstop), part of the group Remote Kontrol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCr7ujuESnk) with Chibi and iGlide.

He had a popular video a few months back that got a ton of attention and boosted his career:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gLWQIm9qP4 (the move at 4:19 is insane, but this whole video blows me away)

Chibi also has some really cool stuff. I always really liked this one (though I'm partial to the song): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrm3rtPQ21k

(Sorry if someone had answered this. I hadn't seen one.)

10/25/2013 6:03:31 PM

Damn. I've seen just about all of Marquese's stuff. I know of Chibi and I really enjoy watching him perform, but ^ that was one I've neve seen before. That was totally badass!

10/25/2013 10:59:24 PM

10/26/2013 11:07:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4

10/27/2013 12:50:35 AM

[Edited on October 28, 2013 at 11:18 AM. Reason : d]

10/28/2013 11:17:27 AM

Part of it best, part of it worst

http://www.policymic.com/articles/69867/these-two-off-duty-cops-prove-what-young-women-really-know-about-who-s-to-blame-for-rape

Episode of "What Would You Do?".

The first guy stepping in to help and later getting tears in his eyes made my eyes teary also. And many others helped too, all of them middle-aged or old.

But leave it to the young ones to encourage rape, one of them an off-duty cop .

10/28/2013 12:39:55 PM

I got up to 13 passes on the white team

10/28/2013 3:22:35 PM

^Worst moonwalk ever recorded.

Plus the original test is better.

http://www.theinvisiblegorilla.com/videos.

10/28/2013 4:14:10 PM

The requested URL /videos. was not found on this server.

also, you dont have to spoil it for folks

10/28/2013 4:19:12 PM

oldie but a goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8bRu5AETt4

10/28/2013 10:41:05 PM

^ why does the high speed pursuits channel have a random Reno 911 clip?

10/29/2013 12:10:48 AM

10/29/2013 10:59:18 AM

10/29/2013 2:50:17 PM

Love the giant T-Rex walking and eating someone!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/27/ohio-state-marching-band-hollywood-jurassic-park_n_4167932.html

10/29/2013 3:08:11 PM

10/29/2013 4:18:14 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzbZ2RA4qQ

Crest Gave A Bunch Of Kids Healthy Flavored Halloween Candy And Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified

10/29/2013 8:37:17 PM

21 year old polish woman wants to go around the world to have sex with 100,000 men

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2013/09/26/Lebanon-yet-to-make-decision-on-sex-marathon-woman-s-entry.html

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety/2013/09/05/Egyptian-Islamists-oppose-Polish-woman-s-planned-sex-marathon-tour-.html

In August she managed 284 men. At that rate it will take like 30 years.

Quote :

"The fun will take about 20 minutes per person, depending on how many people there are on each day.”"

Her FB: https://www.facebook.com/anialisewskasex

10/29/2013 11:58:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL_HAmWQTgA

10/30/2013 5:24:36 AM

10/30/2013 10:53:44 AM

10/30/2013 5:05:49 PM

^ needs to be overdubbed with the music from Thriller.

10/31/2013 6:37:25 AM

Feeding the snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnGxNKm6dwQ

They have to make sure the 2 heads don't fight each other over food, because if they can, they will. If one head finishes before the other, they 2 heads have to be separated by a physical partition.

And after feeding, they have to wash the snake with soap and water, otherwise they will bite each other due to the smell of the food.

Amazing how they have independent brains which think they are 2 separate specimens.

What would happen if one head was not fed? I am guessing nothing, assuming there is one digestive system.




Drinking water:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RdB0qM3qk

[Edited on October 31, 2013 at 12:45 PM. Reason : ]

10/31/2013 12:43:29 PM

Pumpkin Pi

10/31/2013 12:53:16 PM

See Why We Have An Absolutely Ridiculous Standard Of Beauty In Just 37 Seconds

http://www.upworthy.com/see-why-we-have-an-absolutely-ridiculous-standard-of-beauty-in-just-37-seconds

0:32 will make you shit bricks

10/31/2013 5:53:51 PM

This is like the Dove campaign. And duh. I don't think it's a big secret anymore that magazine print photos are unrealistic.

10/31/2013 6:56:52 PM

They made her boobs smaller

11/1/2013 6:31:13 AM

Thats some serious Photoshop skills

11/1/2013 9:52:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8FzTCkCG58

Sports anchor does the news as Ron Burgundy. He doesn't break character once.

11/1/2013 4:42:06 PM

'Reverse Microwave' can chill drinks in 45 seconds

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/10404692/Reverse-microwave-can-chill-wine-bottles-and-fizzy-drink-cans-in-45-seconds.html

11/2/2013 11:02:35 AM

http://www.geocurrents.info/geopolitics/key-to-map-of-geopolitical-anomalies

11/2/2013 9:47:03 PM

A handy reference to show how thoroughly ignorance and bigotry characterize the teabaggers: http://elecpencil.wordpress.com/2013/11/02/a-minority-pawn/

11/3/2013 11:15:16 AM

Python eats alligator, time lapse speed x6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVRhRzE_AkQ

Python eats alligator, reverse, time lapse speed x12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK7o3POmr8Y

11/3/2013 1:08:34 PM

Wildlife is some crazy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8f5FvQZP0k

11/4/2013 4:47:59 AM

11/4/2013 6:52:44 AM

^ I need funding to go to Germany and study cute girls trying to say "squirrel" now.

It's for science.

[Edited on November 4, 2013 at 9:18 AM. Reason : l]

11/4/2013 9:18:21 AM

11/4/2013 10:09:12 AM

^ like that

11/4/2013 11:40:36 AM

tommy wiseau



[Edited on November 4, 2013 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2013 2:49:47 PM

^^^ that gives me a nerdgasm... are there equations for the 2 bottom curves? what about triangle or pentagon?

this is an awesome project:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1953408692/painting-an-entire-favela-in-rio-de-janeiro

funding period just ended, but you can still donate on their website.



[Edited on November 4, 2013 at 3:45 PM. Reason : ]

11/4/2013 3:43:37 PM

11/4/2013 4:21:06 PM

11/4/2013 9:10:03 PM

http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/sports-ugliestmoments/9/

11/5/2013 10:08:37 AM