She's more attractive than you dude. nohomo.

9/12/2010 11:55:36 PM

Quote :

"It was pointed out to me recently that all the girls I've slept with were brunettes ( btw). Last night I had the opportunity to fuck a cute blonde, but decided against it to spend time with another girl. "

9/12/2010 11:59:47 PM

**THE OFFICIAL PM KHCADWAL WITH CONFESSIONS THREAD**

9/13/2010 12:01:00 AM

Quote :

"I would love for you to peg me. "

9/13/2010 12:28:26 AM

Quote :

"I recently bought a hoodie and told my girl it was because it was cold and I needed something to stay warm with. It was really so I could get it smelling like me and give it to her while I'm gone "

9/13/2010 12:29:03 AM

Quote :

"I had a pretty vivid dream last night that I went out on a date with SaabTurbo. We did some kind of sport that was a combination of bungee jumping and pole vaulting. It was a surprisingly good date, but I remember thinking "but I don't want to like SaabTurbo." Also, I have a boyfriend, and I still had him in the dream, and I remember thinking he wouldn't be happy about me going out with him, not because I was going out with someone else, but because he just wouldn't like him. So I guess in my dream we were swingers? I have NO idea what made me dream that. "

9/13/2010 9:55:00 AM

Quote :

"Random wood with athletic shorts is not fun"

9/13/2010 12:36:38 PM

got this one yesterday i think

Quote :

"I just walked away from a two girl threesome. "

9/13/2010 12:37:48 PM

^WTF?!?!?! I find that hard to believe. Who could pass that opportunity by? *sigh* Not I...

...Wait...What?


I'll take confessions if someone wants to share.

9/13/2010 12:41:54 PM

Dawg, I walk away from two girl threesomes all the freakin' time. That shits too much work, yo.

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 1:28 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2010 1:26:25 PM

confession time!

9/13/2010 1:27:20 PM

First I got

Quote :

"Shmorri2 lost in a poker game to me, and now he has to let me bwn his wife. So far the plan is for him to turn the lights out, find an excuse to leave the bedroom, and then Ill sneak in and get down to business. I promised him I would be gentle... but I'm not really going to be. "

Then I got

Quote :

"I sex up shmorri2's wife on a regular basis. I like to make love to her while he's sleeping. It feels really dirty bwning his wife while he's snoring. "

Sounds to me like shmorri2's wife has a lot going on.

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 4:15 PM. Reason : .]

9/13/2010 4:09:14 PM

Wow. That is one busy lady.

Why haven't we met her yet?

9/13/2010 4:17:49 PM

lies ITT!

9/13/2010 4:19:20 PM

9/13/2010 4:19:29 PM

^*rotflmao*

Since things are getting interesting, I'll take confessions!

9/13/2010 4:20:24 PM

Quote :

"sidphoenix really needed a new character in World of Warcraft, which I happened to have. So I set up a trade with him, and he is going to let me bwn his wife. So far the plan is for him to turn the lights out, find an excuse to leave the bedroom, and then Ill sneak in and get down to business. I promised him I would be gentle... but I'm not really going to be. "

Sounds like I need to thank my husband! Bring it on mystery man!

9/13/2010 4:26:34 PM

Quote :

"shmorri2s wife ate out my wife last week. WTF, she is busy! "

This is getting more interesting by the minute. I agree with bottombaby...I wanna meet this girl!

9/13/2010 4:53:05 PM

it isn't interesting when it's fake

9/13/2010 5:00:43 PM

but it's not fake when it isn't interesting

9/13/2010 5:04:25 PM

Quote :

"shmorri2s wife ate out my wife last week. "

WHAT?
She sounds like a slut.

9/13/2010 5:36:12 PM

but it's not not interesting when it's not not not unfake

9/13/2010 5:37:10 PM

I know for a fact that at least 50% of it is true.

Quote :

"I am looking for a creative way to get suspended permanently. "

Paging qntmken!

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 5:44 PM. Reason : confession.]

9/13/2010 5:38:38 PM

confessions?

9/13/2010 6:22:10 PM

I'm with bottombaby. I know for a fact that one confession is true...one could be an option...and one didn't happen...yet at least.

9/13/2010 6:57:36 PM

casummer ITT

9/13/2010 6:58:19 PM

Quote :

"I saw someone's facebook status 'I ? Char!' and I was SOOOO tempted to put 'I, too, love Char Char, Charmander!' "

9/13/2010 10:36:43 PM

Quote :

"A friend of mine has a girlfriend that is wonderful but I spend a great deal of time thinking about how badly I want to fuck his dick because he would let me if I initiated it. "

Well, I say that you would be doing the girlfriend a favor because if he'll let you fuck him then he just isn't that into her.

9/14/2010 12:00:31 AM

lol

who says "fuck his dick" anyway

9/14/2010 12:02:20 AM

Typically, I just want to fuck the shit out of him/her. Period. Dick be damned.

9/14/2010 12:03:27 AM

Fuckin' dem bitches 190% of the time.

9/14/2010 1:55:13 AM

Quote :

"I made pot brownies at home once back in the day while my sister was at home. After I finished baking them, she could not stop bothering me asking me to give her one because they smelled so good. After of 20 minutes or so of pestering me, I gave her one and told her to go away. She was 8 at the time."

9/14/2010 3:16:11 AM

I appologize I forgot to post this a while back. Please don't kill me...

Quote :

" I LOVE the smell and taste of my vagina. "

[Edited on September 14, 2010 at 3:45 AM. Reason : .]

9/14/2010 3:45:16 AM

Quote :

"I always confuse the word Perculator with Tuberculosis for some strange reason. Anytime I want to say "perculator," I have to catch myself from saying tuberculosis... "

9/14/2010 10:14:20 AM

Quote :

"i'm getting tired of reading the confessions thread with shmorri2 and casummer acting like they're not husband and wife. also having others play along with their little charade."

called out itt

9/14/2010 12:31:48 PM

confess to me SONS

9/14/2010 12:54:36 PM

haha...

i know who made at least 3 of the confessions on this page

9/14/2010 12:56:17 PM

Quote :

"I have a mini crush on one of my classmates and I feel really guilty about it "

9/14/2010 1:58:43 PM

Quote :

"I have a second date with a guy tonight. It may be my last with him as well, since our date is a Muay Thai class and I'll get sweaty and gross and I def won't be looking that good. Oh, and he doesn't really hang out with white people. That's a strike against me. "

Quote :

"I interviewed for a job with one of our competitors recently. I feel guilty because I'm pretty sure my boss will be blindsided if I leave. "

goodluck

9/14/2010 2:24:31 PM

Get a few breaks at work so I will hear your confessions.

9/14/2010 2:34:22 PM

I'm feeling random today.

9/14/2010 2:38:20 PM

Quote :

"i am a horrible person and i totally fucked up, i realize this. i had the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. he also happened to be my superior at work. we had just moved in together when our relationship fell apart. we never fought or anything, i think we just both realized that we were moving too fast. well we both knew the relationship was over, but we were stuck with a lease so we didn't immediately break up. i ended up falling for another guy at work and one night went to his place and we ended up kissing. the very next day my boyfriend and i broke up (i never told him about the other guy). fast forward 3 months, the other guy and i still hang out all the time, but can't tell anyone about our relationship because my ex got a promotion and is now our boss, and we don't want to cause any drama at work. i really like this guy though, and part of me wonders if we didn't have this work situation going on, if we could actually be in a relationship. its hard because he is a really good looking guy and all the girls at work flirt with him because they don't know that he and i are together outside of work. its starting to get to me "

I'd say things like this have a way of working out. Especially once your ex starts dating someone else.

9/14/2010 3:02:19 PM

I'll take some if anyone has got 'em

9/14/2010 3:05:56 PM

Quote :

"I'm fucking a wolfwebber, and it is hands down the best sex of my life. Skills...they have them. Holy shit. I'm getting turned on just thinking about the shear awesomeness that has happened in that bed. Geeks make the best lovers! "

9/14/2010 3:24:15 PM

9/14/2010 3:25:29 PM

^^ haha that made me laugh pretty hard

9/14/2010 3:25:55 PM

Ok, so now there are 6 or so posts on this page that aren't exactly secret confessions.

9/14/2010 3:28:12 PM

I NEED MOAR.

9/14/2010 3:51:23 PM

Quote :

"I always confuse the word Perculator with Tuberculosis for some strange reason. Anytime I want to say "perculator," I have to catch myself from saying tuberculosis... "

it's time for the tuberculator.

it's time for the tuberculator.

it's time for the tuberculator.

it's time for the tuberculator.

9/14/2010 4:07:50 PM

Quote :

"i'm getting tired of reading the confessions thread with shmorri2 and casummer acting like they're not husband and wife. also having others play along with their little charade."

lol wut? I haven't really sent any confessions in a while. I sent one the other day, but it's literally been a while since my last confession. IBTCHRISTIANJOKES.

9/14/2010 9:03:06 PM