I love looking in mirrors.

10/30/2008 12:21:14 AM

it doesn't matter how i'm feeling...good/bad or happy/sad


that one line from neil young can fuck me up

10/30/2008 12:39:15 AM

i'm quitting smoking weed tonight

i'm

but this will pay off

10/30/2008 1:16:14 AM

mostly thanks to Jen, i'm now really self conscious about my nose in pictures. i don't like my nose all that much anyway b/c it has a bump in it from where it was broken my ninth grade year, but now i check to see if my nose looks BIG in pictures, too...

10/30/2008 3:40:58 AM

yea shits fucked up....have you considered plastic surgery

10/30/2008 3:42:14 AM

^^aw, I'm kinda the same way. I broke mine pretty bad when I was in 2nd grade

I've never noticed anything different about yours though

10/30/2008 3:45:00 AM

she's not gonna fuck you just because you're sympathetic

10/30/2008 3:46:46 AM

i'm quitting smoking weed tonight

i'm

but this will pay off

10/30/2008 4:05:13 AM

^^well I would certainly hope not

10/30/2008 4:09:08 AM

tonight while attemping to do work i have had on in the background (although not necessarily watched): american wedding, van wilder and american pie, in that order.

10/30/2008 4:59:47 AM

I'm a PC

and I love BLLLIIIINNG

11/3/2008 9:19:14 PM

Going to vote this morning, I chose my route to hit as many puddles as possible.

11/4/2008 10:24:15 AM

sometimes when playing spider solitare (two suits) i get distracted and try to make one column as long as possible instead of really trying to win the game.

11/4/2008 10:34:25 AM

poop comes out of women

[Edited on November 4, 2008 at 10:36 AM. Reason : nnnn]

11/4/2008 10:35:14 AM

I've been debating sending kiwi my cock pics for a while now...

11/4/2008 10:36:49 AM

here's mine

11/4/2008 10:37:39 AM

God told me to vote for McCain, but I don't think that guy knows what He's talking about.

11/4/2008 10:38:39 AM

i dont really tell people who i voted for

im just vague and change the subject

11/4/2008 12:09:01 PM

^ i voted for her.

11/4/2008 2:16:40 PM

so i never go into the office

i go in today and my boss says "oh i was just about to email you to see if you were coming in today or tomorrow"

then proceeds to totally ignore me the rest of the time im here

whats the point in caring if i am coming into the office if you have nothing to say to me?? i spend most of my time traveling or at the dealership down the street. its not like im sitting by the pool drinking margaritas all day

im leaving and going to get my free election day goodies

11/4/2008 2:43:59 PM

I'm a padding expert.

11/4/2008 2:45:40 PM

ultrasounds make me uncomfortable

11/4/2008 2:58:09 PM

I love this song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbxi9hxctk8

11/4/2008 3:13:17 PM

I like silently watching the demise of people who have hurt me but I've not been able to get my revenge. I call it "watching karma in action"

Does that make me a bad person?

11/5/2008 11:04:22 PM

yeah, kinda

you're not really supposed to enjoy the suffering of other people

11/5/2008 11:05:37 PM

I want to lose 10 pounds really bad

But that's not good for me...

11/5/2008 11:07:11 PM

haha Well I'm not causing the suffering myself, just giggling when it happens.

11/5/2008 11:07:50 PM

They hired a guy about a month ago at my job and he's already contributing more than me to our current project.

11/5/2008 11:09:12 PM

yep, I never said you caused it....

I just said that enjoying the suffering of others isn't cool.

11/5/2008 11:09:30 PM

Eh, I wouldn't giggle if something super serious happened, like a bad accident, or death, or whatever.

11/5/2008 11:10:51 PM

Quote :

"don't like my nose all that much anyway b/c it has a bump in it from where it was broken my ninth grade year"

who broke your nose in ninth grade?

11/5/2008 11:11:58 PM

the amusing part is they are laughing back kiwi

11/5/2008 11:12:14 PM

I like how you're rationalizing your douchebag behavior

11/5/2008 11:13:47 PM

Can't knock me down!

11/5/2008 11:13:48 PM

non-sense

I'm willing to bet I could tackle you onto the concrete, and you would be hurting pretty bad

11/5/2008 11:14:38 PM

haha ok mentally. I'm a bowl of fucking sunshine.

I'm pretty good at knocking myself down physically. I always have bruises.

11/5/2008 11:15:30 PM

i want a man hug

epic shitty day

11/5/2008 11:39:38 PM

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11/5/2008 11:40:25 PM

^^
>----<

11/5/2008 11:42:18 PM

i'm going to shave my head this weekend.

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/6/2008 1:57:37 AM

i think this almost one year sexless drought is starting to give me insomnia

11/6/2008 4:29:23 AM

i just looked in the refrigerator for my phone because i have lost it...




my phone i mean

11/6/2008 10:00:30 AM

i stold ncsugirl83's phone right after i drownt her

11/6/2008 10:01:54 AM

I never know what to do anymore. Not so sure I ever did.

11/10/2008 7:20:36 AM

Every morning, I want to ask someone who actually got a seat on the bus to let me sit down because it is SO painful for me to stand up

I usually just stand up and grimace though

11/10/2008 8:31:00 AM

i think it's time to move on

11/11/2008 6:35:24 PM

my boss doesn't trust me, and is playing favorites with his employees. it's time for me to leave.

11/11/2008 6:37:08 PM

i disgust myself

11/11/2008 9:09:59 PM

I've been so heavily distracted by a new game that I bought that it's really affecting my academic performance. I've even started staying up all night and sleeping in for half the day. I have no self-control, so I just took it to work and locked it away in my desk for a while. I never thought this kind of crap could happen to me.

11/11/2008 9:28:31 PM

Dinner with my grandparents is always kind of like a train wreck.


"you aren't ready for kids yet?"
"you're not engaged?"
"you're not talking about being engaged?"
"what are you doing wrong?"

self esteem =

11/11/2008 10:29:49 PM