yall are some catty bitches you know that

12/18/2008 4:27:55 PM

Speaking of....is your WEBINAR over?

12/18/2008 4:29:00 PM

yes.

12/18/2008 4:29:10 PM

kthnx

12/18/2008 4:30:02 PM

OMG YES



this reminds me...i totally got busted talking about some chicks outfit at the bar the other night....

i was talking to nutsmackr and said "she got the look wrong"

she walked up and said "does it look that bad"

since i wasn't looking at her when i said it or when she walked up to me i said "huh?" like i didn't know what she was talking about....

she said "i saw you pointing so i thought you were talking about me"

apparently i had my beer bottle resting on my knee and pointing toward her when i said it....so i just said "oh honey you look fine...i was talking about that girl behind you that is dressed like my 3 year old niece"

12/18/2008 4:30:47 PM

sometimes it just makes things better to listen to elvis pretty loudly

12/18/2008 4:30:55 PM

fuckin sideburns

12/18/2008 4:34:15 PM

Quote :

"COLD KENTUCKY RAIN"

12/18/2008 4:35:45 PM

i found a gray sideburn hair a few hours ago

12/18/2008 4:35:50 PM

well at least it was still attached

12/18/2008 4:36:18 PM

cut them shits off

or start dressing the part

12/18/2008 4:37:47 PM

they've been with me for 10 years.

it ain't gonna change soon

12/18/2008 4:39:43 PM

ok...i have no gripe with the sideburns

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:40 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/18/2008 4:40:41 PM

see

girls like it

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:41 PM. Reason : flavor savers for my ear sex shennanigans]

12/18/2008 4:41:08 PM

well Women don't


WAT? Do you like girls to hump your ear? or do you enjoy other dicks in your ear?

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 4:42 PM. Reason : wat tha fuck]

12/18/2008 4:41:51 PM

they keep you head from looking so big

12/18/2008 4:41:57 PM

odamn

12/18/2008 4:42:20 PM

yeah...upon rereading that it does sound pretty ~

12/18/2008 4:43:21 PM

ok time to bust this joint and head out to suburbia for a happy hour with some old dudes

then back to my neck of the woods downtown for a "happy hour" with young people

i put the young people one in quotes b/c it generally turns into a 40 person shit storm lasting well on until last call

but i can walk to that one

12/18/2008 4:43:33 PM

ok^ is not helping your ear sex case at all

12/18/2008 4:44:16 PM

the one thing i hate the most about winter time is having to wear socks and shoes


i can't keep my toenail polish looking nice with socks and shoes on

12/18/2008 4:47:15 PM

Wear flip flops.

12/18/2008 5:22:48 PM

I had free tickets to the hockey game tonight, but I had a session with the trainer at the gym.

So sad.

12/18/2008 9:16:05 PM

turn that frown upside down!

12/18/2008 9:17:15 PM

Hay

12/18/2008 9:21:46 PM

Turn the smile back upside down.

12/18/2008 9:37:52 PM

Oh David

12/18/2008 9:48:31 PM

i have a feeling that today will have a lot of rambling.

12/19/2008 9:16:51 AM

FROM?

Do you think I'm bored? I need coffee...brb

12/19/2008 9:17:39 AM

but its friddddddddddddddddddday

12/19/2008 9:17:53 AM

as soon as i have one more article in hand the rambling will be over from me

12/19/2008 9:19:57 AM

I got sidetracked!

So...I feel like playing spider solitaire too. I've been playing it a lot lately at home. Maybe it's time to continue the obsession at work.

12/19/2008 9:43:15 AM

just wanna go back to sleep

12/19/2008 9:44:03 AM

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!

but good thing about it is nobody is at the office so i can do what i want....yay!!!

12/19/2008 9:46:56 AM

oh yeah you're in detroit arent you

yall gettin dumped on

12/19/2008 9:59:59 AM

soooooooo

office christmas party tonight

do i bring someone or stag it up ?

12/19/2008 10:01:18 AM

Bring someone, as long as her jersey dress has sequins!

12/19/2008 10:08:31 AM

i think its the feds, first they give GM and folks 14 billion $ and now all the snow in the world!

12/19/2008 10:34:48 AM

Well shit

I have about 32 hours of time to roll over into 2009. I thought it was only 24 hours

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason : I'm bad at math]

12/19/2008 11:31:47 AM

slackers!!

12/19/2008 12:43:10 PM

12/19/2008 12:43:28 PM

lol

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA GO HOME!!!!

12/19/2008 2:06:57 PM

doot doot doot doot (pause) doot doot

12/19/2008 2:07:24 PM

I wish we could battle at spider solitaire or something.

12/19/2008 2:08:08 PM

you want no part of my 4 suit domination skills ok

12/19/2008 2:29:28 PM

yes I DO

12/19/2008 2:33:14 PM

i just won another 4 suiter in 221 moves

how you like that

12/19/2008 2:42:43 PM

Oh I stopped playing and went and broke off some of the frozen stuff that was in the punch earlier. I've been eating it as a slushy.

haha

Let me get back to playing.

12/19/2008 2:48:07 PM

i've won 5 at difficult today

and written a few stored procedures

tsql is kinda silly

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : e]

12/19/2008 2:55:24 PM

PROTIP

if you dont like the initial deal you can restart the game and it doesnt go in as a lost if you havent made a move yet

12/19/2008 3:00:09 PM