SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
^ I'm not being a "douche" son, I honestly always thought this was a photoshop! ] 5/8/2010 10:54:40 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
douche 5/8/2010 10:55:21 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i am so freaking exhausted
people better be happy that when they open my cabinets my pasta and croutons will be in order! 5/8/2010 10:55:58 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like you need some coke! 5/8/2010 10:56:51 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So Penelope Cruz and Scarlet Johansen make out in Vicki, Cristina, Barcelona. " |
i really liked this movie and i thought their relationship was SO HOT. this is one of the ones 5.99 on sale at target i almost bought because it was so sexxxxy.
but i didn't
sigh5/8/2010 10:56:52 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Watching The Big Lebowski over the 360 with bmel
Too cool
[Edited on May 8, 2010 at 11:07 PM. Reason : via her brother's Netflix] 5/8/2010 11:06:20 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
I think Wicked just made it into my top 3 favorite musicals. Fanfuckingtasticalness. 5/8/2010 11:06:59 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
^Stop rubbing it in you whore AND GET BACK TO STUDYING
/envy 5/8/2010 11:08:01 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
hay bitches ^ & ^^ 5/8/2010 11:08:53 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Bahahaha yea right I'm drunk as shit I'm going to bed 5/8/2010 11:09:26 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I still recommend the Victorinox Cadet for all your drug addiction needs. It also has a bottle opener son. 5/8/2010 11:13:36 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Last night: me, elise, and Z perused govdeals.com Today: we gardened. Tonight, we watch star trek
At least we had some liquor this evening, or else we'd be totally lame and old 5/8/2010 11:14:58 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Fanfuckingtasticalness" |
Rolls right off the tongue.5/8/2010 11:18:40 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Obligatory I have something you can roll your tongue on 5/8/2010 11:19:50 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I bet you do, filthmonger! 5/8/2010 11:21:16 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Oh I would. 5/8/2010 11:21:52 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
It's going to be like brushing your teeth with used blue juice from a portadump son.
Don't say I didn't warn ya son. 5/8/2010 11:24:12 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
tWat? 5/8/2010 11:27:26 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
oy. 5/8/2010 11:28:16 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
Haha I am sorry the only girls you can get have led you to believe such things about tongue rolling on girls but I assure you that is not the situation 5/8/2010 11:28:55 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
Hi twoozles!!! 5/8/2010 11:30:04 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I have tasted premium pussy. It's like day old eastern NC barbecue. 5/8/2010 11:32:56 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
(We all know I'm referring specifically to one DDK who is an unsanitary individual son, not all individuals. In this case, used red juice or blue juice from a portable dump/piss facility is going to be similar in flavor son.)]
5/8/2010 11:34:26 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
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SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
5/8/2010 11:41:13 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
MY GOD THAT WAS AWFUL 5/9/2010 12:04:26 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I <3 black cock
But black pussy makes me 5/9/2010 12:57:28 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I love how it smells outside. 5/9/2010 1:57:01 AM |
slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
are we going anywhere with this or am I just spinning my wheels? 5/9/2010 1:57:42 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i love how it smells in my house!!!!
i bought some potpourri today at the target. it is honeysuckle and jasmine. it looks pretty and a lot came in the box i filled one good sized basket (like kleenex box size) with it for the back of my toilet. and two small bowls. one by my bed and one on my entry table.
5/9/2010 1:59:53 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
God damn "The Boondocks" is fucking hilarious! 5/9/2010 2:27:39 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
interesting that they claimed to bring all the girls back to take some of the workload off betty white
but betty white was in every sketch 5/9/2010 5:34:53 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I like it when teachers rely heavily on logical fallacies to support their belief systems. 5/9/2010 5:53:42 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
ugggg...don't wanna be awake right now. 5/9/2010 8:48:06 AM |
AlliePaige All American 4510 Posts user info edit post |
A nurse just brought me a muffin for mother's day and made me cry like a little girl 5/9/2010 9:55:54 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Well, that's because you still are a little girl deep down son! 5/9/2010 10:01:16 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
i hate when a dream is on the verge of some epic showdown and you just fuckin wake up for no reason 5/9/2010 10:04:04 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^ or you're finally about to make it with that hottie you always wanted 5/9/2010 10:06:23 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
I don't dream about women son. I simply make it happen for real son.
I fuck women in my sleep too son, it's a known fact. 5/9/2010 10:07:22 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Just ate breakfast out on my balcony. Temperature in the lower 60s, light breeze, overcast. Perfect. 5/9/2010 12:03:14 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
last night's snl was hilarious! 5/9/2010 12:14:36 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Finished my second triathlon ever 5/9/2010 12:24:22 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
MOTH JUST LIED ITT. 5/9/2010 12:24:54 PM |
DROD900 All American 24653 Posts user info edit post |
sick and tired of being in this damn hospital. I think I know what it feels like to be a prison inmate now 5/9/2010 12:27:53 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
L'HÔPITAL'S RULE SON. 5/9/2010 12:30:37 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
short in my laptop charger 5/9/2010 1:05:58 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I think today would be the perfect day to announce my big news to tww. 5/9/2010 1:12:19 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
oops
[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .] 5/9/2010 1:13:12 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
edit that out!
not yet! 5/9/2010 1:14:15 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
5/9/2010 1:14:51 PM |