I'm watching Paris Hilton's new bff.

11/11/2008 10:32:32 PM

I'm watching ShawnaC123

11/11/2008 10:37:04 PM

How do you think this color looks on me?

11/11/2008 10:37:56 PM

marvelous

11/11/2008 10:38:20 PM

That's what she said.

11/11/2008 10:40:03 PM

I've sent ShawnaC123 two cards in the mail before

that's my confession

11/11/2008 10:41:34 PM

I keep them under my pillow and masturbate to them every night.

11/11/2008 10:42:21 PM

that's the single hottest thing I've heard all day

and around noon, DYLAN came up to me and started spitting hot fire in my ear

11/11/2008 10:43:56 PM

when i cant fall asleep i watch hannah montana

11/11/2008 11:02:16 PM

i'm about to walk to food dog

11/11/2008 11:02:49 PM

i want to fucking scream

11/12/2008 6:14:12 PM

I want to burn down every usps building.

11/12/2008 6:14:59 PM

i hate waiting

11/12/2008 6:16:02 PM

i read a funny pm nicklepickle sent a user back in the summer the other day

11/12/2008 6:16:23 PM

i want to know why people that are married got married. i can't explain it. i saw the "married....finances" thread in old school. and i want to know married people: why did you get married.

not WHY like in the eww marriage way
but WHY like...you really wanted to, didn't know where else to go in the relationship, spur of the moment, wanted SO to move in, no reason, etc

not just like the loving the other person thing you can do that without being married. but i don't want to make a thread about it because that is nosy. and kind of dumb. i'm just a very nosy/curious person (dizamn 2 confessions in 1)

11/12/2008 6:20:29 PM

^make the thread


i have unusual curiosities about people too

but i won't tell anyone what about

11/12/2008 6:23:50 PM

damn i think i sent a pm before i sent those other pms and now i'm farked

11/13/2008 2:46:38 AM

gonna pee outside for the 5th straight time

11/13/2008 3:58:01 AM

I just took another one of my roommates sodas. I try not to drink sodas, but it's so good. I don't know if it's the sugar, the caffeine, or the fact that it's not really mine but it tastes like an orgasm...

11/13/2008 6:03:07 PM

having the same song stuck in my head all day makes me want to go jump out of the window

11/14/2008 2:50:16 PM

I like Justin Timberlake's songs

11/14/2008 2:51:44 PM

i currently have 3 candidates...the best one is going to be the hardest...the easiest one is the lowest quality but probably the funnest...the one in the middle is too anal

11/14/2008 2:52:34 PM

i can't figure out how to set my alarm clock to go off properly on a saturday morning

11/15/2008 9:51:12 AM

Marching with the Prop 8 protesters down town today made me feel warm and fuzzy inside

11/15/2008 4:15:18 PM

For what I lack in looks I certainly make up for in charm.

I can charm your socks off.

11/16/2008 3:43:28 PM

I don't want to charm you socks off

11/16/2008 3:48:51 PM

the thing i'm most looking forward to this week is "babysitting" a blind autistic woman. she is so happy and is an absolute joy to be around .

11/16/2008 4:04:09 PM

i saw a post card at barns and noble a few days ago and wanted to send it to a friend. I didn't because i didn't want him to think it was nuts or weird. I just wanted to say hi because i like too do that kinda thing. I wish I wouldn't have given a shit what he may have though and set it anyway because it would have made me feel good

11/17/2008 12:05:43 AM

i really like when chicks with big boobs wear shirts that show their cleavage and then they bend over and their boobs hang in their shirts...it drives me insane

11/17/2008 12:09:20 AM

i was standing up strait in that picture you tool

11/17/2008 12:14:56 AM

i wasnt talking to you heffer

11/17/2008 12:16:18 AM

your right, you were talking about me

11/17/2008 12:17:25 AM

hahahha...check the ego hun...pm sent

11/17/2008 12:17:49 AM

boobs?

where?

11/17/2008 12:22:42 AM

i think she got upset because she thought i was saying her boobs are saggy

11/17/2008 12:30:52 AM

Quote :

"STANDING UP STRAIT "

11/17/2008 12:32:48 AM

i really really really really really really really want to say mean, awful, vicious things to a few people right now

11/17/2008 12:59:09 AM

nvm

[Edited on November 17, 2008 at 1:04 AM. Reason : i'm about to go to bed]

11/17/2008 1:01:27 AM

this girl is nice, but i sure do get fucking tired of hearing the same lines about how her past bfs hurt her every time i talk to her. it seriously gets worked into every convo i have with her.

11/17/2008 1:07:19 AM

i should have made more of an effort to talk to my mom this morning instead of being so curt with her...she was probably just lonely and felt like talking to someone... i suck sometimes

11/19/2008 11:34:12 AM

Send her some flowers

11/19/2008 11:35:52 AM

I like singing a selection of songs from Pinkerton in the shower

11/19/2008 11:36:24 AM

I have a webcam in Vix's shower.

11/19/2008 11:44:03 AM

the socks i have on today don't match my outfit


at all


and it's making my uncomfortable

11/20/2008 9:02:54 AM

I've never felt this way for another human being in my life.

11/20/2008 2:18:25 PM

i got a used car today...its a used cop car...got dat powr

11/21/2008 4:40:37 PM

I'd say possibly the most satisfying thing I've learned over the past few years has been how to keep my mouth shut.

And how to use unspoken words much better than anything that can be or is said.

11/23/2008 3:09:29 PM

Seriously, when two people alone can have as much fun as we have time and time again I take it as a sign.

A damn good sign.

11/24/2008 12:51:24 AM

My stomach makes really evil growling noises sometimes

11/24/2008 1:04:42 AM

My perfect boytoy:
- into all the right kinky shit, including pegging
- way out of my league, in terms of looks
- military
- someone I'd have as a friend, regardless of boytoy status.

I need one so badly

11/29/2008 9:55:31 PM