Quote :

"its just funny that you give me so much shit for doing a 30 second google search of your name, and you call me a stalker and say i'm obsessed with you for googling your name, then at the same time you beg and plead and cuss for any personal info you can possibly find out about me and analyze all my photos "

There is quite a difference in googling my real name hunting personal info about me

and bagging on my company once you have that info

and me going through your pics (that I knew were there from before unless you had removed them) for details with which to troll you. I don't expect a half wit like you to get this simple fact.

Quote :

"then when I feed you fake info (like my first name being George) you bite hook line and sinker and run with it."

It was obvious to everyone you were lieing.

Quote :

"hell sometimes I don't even have to feed you info, I can just make a post in a Chit Chat thread quoting a line from a movie about roomates, and rely on you to post stalk me, misinterpret the post, and run wild with the idea that I have roomates..."

Imagine that, I read one post out of your thread and got the wrong impression. I can't fathom someone making a mistake on the internet, or real life for that matter. However, I guess your parents can.

Quote :

"I could tell you anything and you'd believe it, and thats why I continue to feed you bullshit...because your gullible obsessive ass eats that shit up"

What?

Keep avoiding the topic that you're an anonymous hypocritical annoying cunt.

Quote :

"^^, ^^^ you two are gaying up the Smackdown thread. jesus"

Come back to the thread when you've shaved and stopped taking dicks in your ass.

7/30/2008 3:19:00 PM

^ hey, im not the one posting pics like i'm auditioning for an all-male revue dance squad.

7/30/2008 3:30:15 PM

Quote :

"There is quite a difference in googling my real name hunting personal info about me and bagging on my company once you have that info and me going through your pics (that I knew were there from before unless you had removed them) for details with which to troll you. I don't expect a half wit like you to get this simple fact."

first, theres not much of a difference at all...they're both ways of finding ammo for trolling

but one difference is, what I did was a google search that took me 10 seconds, then i clicked the first link and it listed your company (another 10 seconds), and i mentioned it to you (another 10 seconds)...and you're still pissed about it (10 days later)...30 seconds of my time and you're still pissed off about it...sounds like i win

what you do, on the other hand, is spend hours of your time scrutinizing my photos, begging me for my name, my job, begging me to post pictures of myself, carefully reading through my posts, trying to find out anything you can about me...its obvious to everyone that you're so fucking riled up and desperate to find any ammo you can on me (even though you supposedly dont care about TWW), but you always fail

my 30 seconds = piss you off for days = i win again

your 10 hours and 6 aliases worth of digging for dirt on me = me feeding you lies that you believe = you lose again

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 3:48 PM. Reason : i spent more time on this post than i have ever spent looking for ammo on you]

7/30/2008 3:38:09 PM

Quote :

"yeah one was a google search that took me 10 seconds, then i clicked the first link and it listed your company (another 10 seconds), and i mentioned it to you (another 10 seconds)...and you're still pissed about it (10 days later)"

It's the mere fact that you want to be me so bad that you took the time to do it. You want to know what I did when I saw you said your name was George and you work for whatever company it was you said? Closed the web browser and went and grabbed a beer.

Quote :

"the other is spending hours of your time scrutinizing my photos,"

Just save us the trouble, every time you pull out some stupid hyperbole to describe a situation, ask yourself, should I off myself? The answer should be easy.

Quote :

"begging me for my name, my job, begging me to post pictures of myself,"

Wait, you did it again. Quick, slit your throat.

Quote :

"its obvious to everyone that you're so fucking riled up and desperate to find any ammo you can on me (even though you supposedly dont care about TWW), but you always fail"

Sorry clown, you fail again. It isn't about the "ammo". It's about one day getting you to admit that you're a pussy who hides behind screenames while trying to claim others are hiding behind screenames. You're the homosexual voting against gay rights then getting outed playing with underrage boys.

Quote :

"my 20 seconds = piss you off for days = i win again your 10 hours and 6 aliases worth of digging for dirt on me = me feeding you lies = you lose again"

I'll give you that you have succeeded in getting me to sorta waste a bit of my time. You have to ask yourself though "Why would I do this?" If me posting long replies is really that entertaining to you, if the thought of me "banging away furiously at the keyboard" gives you so much pleasure that you continue to be the same retarded nuisance that you are over and over again, then you really probably should end your life.

7/30/2008 3:49:58 PM

Quote :

"I'll give you that you have succeeded in getting me to sorta waste a bit of my time."

by "sorta" you mean "completely" and by "a bit of my time" you mean "hours and hours of my time"

also all your other retorts in that post are beyond pathetic and not even worth directly quoting..."you're so dumb you should kill yourself" x 3...wow great original insults...you got fucking owned again by a "stoner thug nba fan" but you'll never admit it because you care too much about the internet

7/30/2008 3:53:20 PM

Yeah, you've never taken one of my tactics and tried to use it before.

Bottom line

You're ugly

You're a pussy

You hide behind your screename



And I'll tell you this, I'm going to reply those three lines to every fucking one of your replies to me for the entirety of this thread, starting now.

You know what you'll do? You'll try with increasing voracity to insult me to get me to break from this proclamation. All the while claiming some sort of internal victory over me. You're fucking pathetic. Don't you have some Blackberry questions to answer you tech support bitch?

7/30/2008 3:55:54 PM

You're ugly = you analyze what guys look like (~)

You're a pussy = oh no, you got me good!

You hide behind your screename = welcome to the internet

Quote :

"I'm going to reply those three lines to every fucking one of your replies to me for the entirety of this thread, starting now."

that'll show everyone how original you are, good thinking

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 4:02 PM. Reason : hay guys here come those 3 lines again like he said!]

7/30/2008 3:59:58 PM

EEEND-LESS

LOOOOO-OOOOOOVE

7/30/2008 4:02:40 PM

sounds like boone is jealous he's being ignored

7/30/2008 4:03:06 PM

TroleTacks:

My love,
Theres only you in my life
The only thing thats bright

TreeTwista10:

My first love,
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make

Together:

And I
(I-I-I-I-I)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do...




[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 4:07 PM. Reason : ]

7/30/2008 4:06:22 PM

boONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER

7/30/2008 4:10:41 PM

^ hahahah

i don't care what anybody says. Tree makes me laugh more than most Tee-dub posters. See: Shamwow thread and Billy Maze's ass tampon.

7/30/2008 5:17:25 PM

^^ LOL!

7/30/2008 6:22:19 PM

^^ twista is the most misunderstood Soap Box poster, I think.

7/30/2008 6:24:04 PM

7/30/2008 6:30:24 PM

^ i was thinking about throwing you in there too, but I don't believe i have enough evidence, if requested to support my position to other people. I do believe there is enough evidence to show that about twista though.

7/30/2008 6:31:20 PM

Quote :

"twista is the most misunderstood Soap Box poster, I think."

that's cause the only relevant shit he posts that isn't bandwagoneering is about the panthers or xbox 360s. 85% or more of his shit in soap box is a big aerobic game of positioning for him with no real sense of his own opinion...just flagpole running.

Just a little to the left, off center of right.

7/30/2008 7:44:05 PM

now look. DNL is sad cause no ones paying attention to him. what a sweetiepie. no wonder all the girls love flee from him.

7/30/2008 7:46:27 PM

Quote :

"what? are you fucking referring to me you stupid cocksucking motherfucker? you've got a little penis!!! fuck you you ignorant elitist liberal codsack!!! :grr: "

joe schmoes last post...laff

7/30/2008 7:49:21 PM

not that im really sure what a codsack is....

i think it's what you carry your extra fish n' chips home in.

7/30/2008 8:07:37 PM

Quote :

"85% or more of his shit in soap box is a big aerobic game of positioning for him with no real sense of his own opinion...just flagpole running."

you're clearly one of the people who misunderstands me

7/30/2008 8:09:49 PM

1. You fuckers have no imagination.

2. If nothing else, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?

codsack

Quote :

"The sack that holds the testicles. More commonly known as the 'nutsack'. The scrotum."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=codsack

7/31/2008 11:42:31 AM

Jesus Christ, he was fucking with you and you bit hook line and sinker you dense idiot, which is mildly ironic given the fish reference.

7/31/2008 11:47:51 AM

^ Um. . .so did you.

7/31/2008 11:52:46 AM

Are you drunk?

7/31/2008 11:56:19 AM

Quote :

"codsack 4 up, 7 down"

yeah, there's one that's just ready to take off





... any day now ....

7/31/2008 2:17:15 PM

8/6/2008 10:04:51 AM

this has to be the most worthless thread in TSB

8/6/2008 10:06:12 AM

This has got to be the most worthwhile thread in TSB.

8/6/2008 10:17:36 AM

^^^wow

8/6/2008 10:32:32 AM

^^^^

okayyy.. how did you do that?

what does that represent?

8/6/2008 11:36:29 AM

oh man DO ONE OF THOSE FOR ME

8/6/2008 11:50:46 AM

^you just want to see a bunch of vlad the impaler pics skewed and stretched and smashed and rotated 90 degrees

8/6/2008 12:02:05 PM

don't forget classic rock youtube videos

8/6/2008 12:19:48 PM

Um. . .I am simultaneously fascinated and freaked out by that. How long. . .um. . .did you spend thinking about me?

8/6/2008 2:00:14 PM

bout 3 days

8/6/2008 2:13:11 PM

Typography is second nature to liberals. Didn't you get the memo?

8/6/2008 2:38:22 PM

^^

BTW, I don't see "foamies" or "moonbats." I'd have guessed those words to figure prominently in such a collage of consciousness.

8/6/2008 5:07:57 PM

aha

8/6/2008 5:28:02 PM

^ Dammit--is "foamies" in there? I saw "moonbat"--GG.

FWIW:

Quote :

"yeah, he's fucking unstable, we get it. this is news to no one, and there are threads elsewhere to talk about it if you want."

theDuke866

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=535424&page=2

You never miss a chance to telegraph to the "cool kids" that you're down with them concerning me, do you? Your allegations concerning my instability are at odds with my MMPI results.

BTW, have any of you been psychologically tested? Be careful--you might find more than cobwebs up there.

In any event, I did overreact to the post at issue. I regret this.

Quote :

"(for example, I'm 5'8" and 185 lbs, and am not fat)"

theDuke866

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=535947

This explains a lot. I see now why I was suspended so quickly for a simple height-related joke.

Just remember that it's really easy to tell everyone else to "chill out" while you have your finger on the suspend trigger.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 5:52 PM. Reason : PS: You got "codsack," too--GG!]

8/6/2008 5:42:29 PM

^ looks like it got your fondness for "wee-wee" and "penis" as well.

8/6/2008 6:10:48 PM

^ Do one for yourself and let's see what it looks like. Seriously.

8/6/2008 6:12:14 PM

it would be full of large words and profound thoughts.

8/6/2008 6:18:25 PM

^ Well, there's one sure way to demonstrate that. . . .

8/6/2008 6:25:54 PM

I did mine just to be fair

8/6/2008 6:36:38 PM

lol "fair"

8/6/2008 6:37:46 PM

How are you people doing this?

8/6/2008 6:40:55 PM

YOU PEOPLE?!

8/6/2008 6:43:11 PM

you people

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 6:43 PM. Reason : ^beat me to it]

8/6/2008 6:43:14 PM

^x5 Smells like. . .tofu.

8/6/2008 6:46:23 PM