you're still with this chick?

11/26/2008 11:11:24 AM

oh I have pics, but I sure as shit ain't posting them here

and I am not "with" anyone

11/26/2008 11:12:23 AM

11/26/2008 11:13:51 AM

you coming to the buro this weekend? all the g'boro TWWers should have a get together

11/26/2008 11:14:36 AM

feel free to PM me the pics

11/26/2008 11:15:43 AM

Nah the family is coming to Raleigh.

You have YET to come chill in Raleigh. This weekend is the last home football game!!

11/26/2008 11:15:44 AM

nevermind, no we don't

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 11:18 AM. Reason : a]

11/26/2008 11:17:49 AM

damn I missed the edit

11/26/2008 11:23:36 AM

I jsut said that I thought we played at Miami this weekend, because that's what they said on the news last night. But apparently our local news is morons

11/26/2008 11:25:58 AM

so are you gonna fuck her in the office?

11/26/2008 11:25:59 AM

looking that way

11/26/2008 11:27:55 AM

thataboy

11/26/2008 11:28:39 AM

sigh

11/26/2008 11:31:00 AM

NIIIIIIICE......I LIIIIIKE

11/26/2008 11:32:13 AM

so today might be the day I get fired.



not really, my boss is probably the only one that would even have a problem with it.

11/26/2008 11:34:12 AM

does not compute

eh?

11/26/2008 11:38:52 AM

just don't get caught and all is well

11/26/2008 11:39:32 AM

hope theres no hidden cameras

11/26/2008 11:43:28 AM

no hidden cameras. my boss is cheap as shit, no way she would spend money on surveilance

11/26/2008 1:06:23 PM

Quote :

"^^she's fixed. learned that little tidbit during our text session last night "

have heard that before.

Maury: You are the father...... whoops

11/26/2008 1:20:16 PM

no, she really is

11/26/2008 1:21:11 PM

in that case, rawdog it up. unless of course she is not disease free. you cant fix some of those std's

11/26/2008 1:28:20 PM

11/29/2008 3:50:02 PM

uh oh

the boss found a 45 minute call she made to me at 11PM back in October on her work phone

12/10/2008 9:47:29 AM

epic late night work issues..?

12/10/2008 9:48:11 AM

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

I need some drama in my life (well just during the workday...I'm bored).

12/10/2008 9:48:25 AM

hahahahaha awesome.


but long phone calls FTL

12/10/2008 9:50:04 AM

the drama deepens

12/10/2008 9:52:52 AM

I didn't even know she called me from her work phone because it just came up with her name. She said she used the work phone because her battery on her personal phone died and she left her charger here at work. BIG MISTAKE

12/10/2008 9:54:08 AM

Make something up and tell her the story... like she needed help getting her computer to do stuff or something.

12/10/2008 10:00:21 AM

nah, we are all friends outside of work, and we all talk outside of work. the only thing she did wrong was use her work phone. I told her just to say we were talking about my dad, and to appologize for using the work phone instead of her personal phone

12/10/2008 10:03:49 AM

Oh... so your boss isn't some kind of by-the-books regulatory hard-ass? Yay for you.

12/10/2008 10:04:49 AM

well this situation may be a little different, considering I am the only guy in the office. and she and I are the only 2 single people in the office.

12/10/2008 10:10:40 AM

lol... how many people are in your office total?

12/10/2008 10:11:12 AM

ha ha ha, 9 including me

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:25 AM. Reason : a]

12/10/2008 10:24:55 AM

I have now spent the last 20 minutes reading this entire thread and living vicariously through you.

12/10/2008 10:29:42 AM

funny part is, I am going over to her house tonight. ha ha ha

12/10/2008 10:31:22 AM

12/10/2008 10:37:23 AM

Boss just got here. I will keep you posted

12/10/2008 11:02:30 AM

I can't wait!!!

12/10/2008 11:03:09 AM

if it isnt an issue, dont bring it up and make it an issue

12/10/2008 11:09:57 AM

^ that's exactly what I said. don't say anything unless it is brought up. the more you talk about it, the more guilty you look

PS. our boss just called her in the office and closed the door

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUMMMMM

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 11:32 AM. Reason : a]

12/10/2008 11:31:46 AM

lol

12/10/2008 11:39:34 AM

oh shit, I heard my name mentioned. I just hope that door stays closed for another 15 minutes so I can duck out of this bitch

12/10/2008 11:43:03 AM

i can hear the mission impossible song in my head now.

12/10/2008 11:46:27 AM

Runnnnnnnnnnnnn

12/10/2008 11:53:51 AM

i wouldnt worry until you hear 'djeternal' mentioned, then i'd roll with the quickness

12/10/2008 11:53:53 AM

^ haha


Listen to me if you want to get out of here

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM. Reason : don't know the line exactly..]

12/10/2008 11:59:57 AM

as a fellow penis owner, I feel obligated to assist you in any way with weasling out of this if shit happens to hit the fan....

12/10/2008 12:00:26 PM

You may have to do some denying. You might even have to use the words "crazy bitch" when this hits the fan.

12/10/2008 12:02:48 PM