I brought home all of my sandwich making materials from work which I will not return to for two days and forgot my bread!

3/8/2010 12:27:16 AM

13.02
Supervisor just added me on Facebook. Super serial not cool.

3/8/2010 12:28:17 AM

last night we got to the movie late and the theater was crowded so we had to sit to the far right 2nd row from the front

so close to the screen that you had to move your head slightly to focus on different areas of the screen

i got annoyed by having to move my head slightly, first world problem

3/8/2010 12:31:17 AM

It's about 0.3 F too hot in my room.

3/8/2010 12:34:32 AM

I'm so hungry but I don't want to get out of bed and go hunting for food I don't want to eat in the fridge. I'll just wait for occamsrezr to get home so we can go to Starbucks.

3/8/2010 2:36:39 AM

fixed my horn

broke my steering rack

3/8/2010 10:24:04 AM

ugh my food keeps getting caught in my beard

3/8/2010 1:36:50 PM

i dont think you understand this thread

3/8/2010 1:44:01 PM

^^ i read that as foot not food and was all

3/8/2010 1:45:31 PM

3/8/2010 1:46:35 PM

My dad is going to make me pick up two birds for pets today. I'm terrified to be in my car alone with two birds.

3/8/2010 1:49:36 PM

yeah, because "foot" would be logical........

3/8/2010 1:50:24 PM

I meant to take my coffee mug from this morning home so I could make more at lunch. But I forgot it. Now I have two mugs to wash.

3/8/2010 1:50:47 PM

I just got free VIP tickets to the last day of the Arnold Palmer Invitational golf tournament, but I can't go because I'm flying to Costa Rica that day.

3/8/2010 4:12:11 PM

Quote :

"I'm terrified to be in my car alone with two birds."

3/8/2010 8:56:27 PM

I'm in class/training from 9 to 4 today and tomorrow. I'll have to browse TWW from my blackberry and the screen gives me a headache if I look at it too long.

3/9/2010 8:38:00 AM

Quote :

"I'm terrified to be in my car alone with two birds."

a few years ago, my grandfather was driving and hit one of those condor/vulture bigass birds, square on the windshield. busted the windshield. when the bird basically blew up, the smell from the stomach contents pretty much ruined the car.

he said it smelled like "hot death and burnt cheeseburgers"

3/9/2010 8:43:15 AM

i need to complete some forms online today but my netbook screen will not render the software properly to click all of the buttons

3/9/2010 9:59:57 AM

this network is way slower than normal today

3/9/2010 10:45:13 AM

Terrorists destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands.

3/9/2010 10:57:59 AM

I have two webassigns and a maple assignment to finish by Thursday evening .

3/9/2010 11:10:44 AM

I need a more powerful bbgun so I can harass the squirrels at greater distances.

3/9/2010 11:13:15 AM

The US's Gini Coefficient is really low.

3/9/2010 11:27:31 AM

^^^^I thought about posting something like that

3/9/2010 12:52:25 PM

Yogurt flavors like red velvet cake, pineapple upside down cake and white chocolate strawberry only come in light versions but I want them in a full-fat variety.

3/11/2010 1:50:36 PM

My ATT uverse service is taking too long to reconnect and my phone as modem internet is not fast enough to stream video.

3/11/2010 1:56:06 PM

My slim fit shirt fits well but I'm not used to shirts being a little more constricting than baggy.

3/11/2010 2:33:18 PM

I've been on TWW for 6 years and I still fit into the category of post counts <1000..

I get no respect...

3/11/2010 2:54:37 PM

My desk chair is uncomfortable

3/11/2010 3:46:08 PM

I hate having to recharge my wireless XBox 360 controllers!

3/11/2010 3:49:17 PM

I don't have health insurance so my self diagnosed sinusitis will have to be self medicated and will probably last a few days longer than if I had some prescribed.

3/11/2010 3:58:40 PM

^I wouldn't actually consider that a first world problem...that is something that happens no matter where you are.

3/11/2010 4:03:22 PM

my head is pretty stopped up and i really need my ears to pop - but they won't

3/11/2010 8:32:21 PM

Well I mean I'm bitching about a head cold lasting longer, could be AIDs, could be death from common head cold, YOU KNOW?

3/11/2010 8:33:16 PM

I want to go to sleep, but I keep getting emergency work-related emails on my blackberry.

Also, I'm afraid that my friends are going to drunk dial me again after a long night of partying on Duval Street and they will ruin my sleep.

3/11/2010 9:51:37 PM

match dotcom IM is squirrelly

3/11/2010 9:52:14 PM

set phone to silent.

3/11/2010 9:52:57 PM

my neighbor's C-class is in the process of getting repo'd

not my problem, but 1st world nonetheless

3/11/2010 10:35:18 PM

I really get bent out of shape when I am surfing the internet in my centrally heated and cooled home in a nice neighborhood and someone posts we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy.

3/11/2010 10:36:11 PM

Quote :

"Yogurt flavors like red velvet cake, pineapple upside down cake and white chocolate strawberry only come in light versions but I want them in a full-fat variety."

hahahha I thought I was the only one who got pissed off at this.

3/12/2010 1:57:46 AM

i CAN'T FIND NO SMOKE

3/12/2010 2:05:13 AM

^^

Oh I'm in the boat. I buy everything based on calories. The INVERSE way. "90? are you kidding me? way too low!"

3/12/2010 2:13:21 AM

My jeans are too big on me and I don't have time to run them through the dryer

3/12/2010 7:50:27 AM

i bought a fur hat and collar and it took so long for shipping i only got to use them once before it got too warm.

3/12/2010 7:54:45 AM

^^^ I'm pretty glad I don't have your problem. I just have trouble getting enough fat in my diet. That and fat tastes good.

3/12/2010 9:15:05 AM

^ wat?

3/12/2010 9:30:56 AM

What wat? When I eat the way I tend to by default I get very little fat. There is such a thing as not enough fat.

3/12/2010 9:33:53 AM

I'm not understanding what that has to do with:

Quote :

"I buy everything based on calories. The INVERSE way. "90? are you kidding me? way too low!""

Seems y'all are in agreement.

3/12/2010 9:34:53 AM

Oh. Yeah, it's not that I am trying to get the highest calorie stuff I can. I'm not trying to add weight or anything. That's part of why I don't get that much fat by default I guess, because I tend to steer away from super calorie-dense foods. And that makes no sense given the needing more fat, I realize. But I'm silly like that.

3/12/2010 9:39:52 AM

The girl that normally cuts my hair is on vacation this weekend and my hair is getting too long for my liking

3/12/2010 10:44:30 AM