send me some more, plz

11/11/2009 1:59:13 PM

Quote :

"1 - i've never, ever gotten off with oral 2 - i once stole a naughty air freshener from advanced auto parts, though i was 12 3 - i've stolen money from a church poor box, it hadn't been opened in 20 years when i was in middle school "

Quote :

"My boyfriend has NEVER gotten off from me giving him head We've been together 2 1/2 years. "

I am back... More confessions please.

11/11/2009 2:00:42 PM

I'll take a confession.

11/11/2009 2:00:58 PM

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"I have over 400gb of furry porn on my computer"

11/11/2009 2:01:19 PM

some good ones came in while I was in class.

11/11/2009 2:02:27 PM

Quote :

"I think I enjoy pain. Not sexually. I just enjoy it."

11/11/2009 2:02:44 PM

Quote :

"i have this overwhelming desire to put on a strap-on and fuck a guy in the ass. "

Quote :

"I secretly hope that the guy i'm going to visit will invite his girlfriend over too. "

Quote :

"because of this thread i have talked to more TWWers than all the previous years i have been on TWW. "

i wish i knew some of you ppl irl...secretive, interesting

11/11/2009 2:02:53 PM

Quote :

"I legitimately miss SaabTurbo's all-caps gimmick. But his continued use of "son" eases the pain. "

11/11/2009 2:03:13 PM

Quote :

"i always let things get really bad and fucked up before i ever try to fix it or try to get help. i get really sick before i go to the doctor. i get really mad about situations before i look for an explanation. anytime something ends whether it be a friendship, a relationship, a job, etc i like to watch things explode epically. i might be crazy."

11/11/2009 2:03:14 PM

<---needs more confessions

11/11/2009 2:04:08 PM

Yeah this thread has gotten me to talk to more people than i would normally talk to.

11/11/2009 2:05:46 PM

Quote :

"i have nudes of one of the most desired girls on tww, but i would feel bad posting them"

11/11/2009 2:06:03 PM

If someone PMs me about a felony, can I post it?

11/11/2009 2:06:55 PM

^^ I wouldn't

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 2:07 PM. Reason : ooh, make that caret right]

11/11/2009 2:07:00 PM

i am glad to see that this thread picked the fuck back up.

^^of course

11/11/2009 2:07:00 PM

Quote :

"For the past few days, I just haven't been able to get myself to go to work... or do anything, for that matter. I've been trying to make everyone think I was actually there. I'm not really sure what's wrong with me, but I just feel really sad."

11/11/2009 2:07:43 PM

Quote :

"god - it was fun while it lasted but i don't believe in you anymore. "

11/11/2009 2:09:57 PM

Quote :

"I have a rape fantasy"

11/11/2009 2:10:32 PM

the guy listens to techno, of course he cant be trusted

11/11/2009 2:10:57 PM

Quote :

"I've seen a picture of Jen's boobs and they were quite nice. "

11/11/2009 2:10:59 PM

Oh, I'm back. I'll take some confessions. I'm safe because you don't know me

11/11/2009 2:11:08 PM

Quote :

"I have only sent nude photos to one person ever. He says he doesn't have them anymore but I think he does somewhere"

11/11/2009 2:11:30 PM

^^^i smell lies!

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : damn this thread moves quick]

11/11/2009 2:11:34 PM

Quote :

"I am addicted to jewl. I buy it all the time. I had to tell my SO that I wouldn't buy it for two months because I have four large overflowing jewl boxes. "

Quote :

"I think I might actually be bisexual, but not in the fact that I would date a girl, just in the fact that I would have sex with a girl "

Quote :

"This really hot girl at work is married, but I think she might be into me anyway. She's been giving me mixed signals for awhile now and wanted to hang out after work. I know that it would be wrong to sleep with her, but she's very hot, and I might not be able to resist the temptation. "

11/11/2009 2:12:00 PM

Quote :

"if the nudes are of jessiejepp my mind might explode "

11/11/2009 2:13:05 PM

what is jewl??

11/11/2009 2:13:53 PM

^^^on the bisexual thing, i'm the same way. i date (and fuck) dudes, and i fuck girls, but i don't think i could ever fall in love with (or date) a girl.

11/11/2009 2:14:44 PM

plz to send confessions this way

11/11/2009 2:14:45 PM

Quote :

"i have hooked up with 3 tww'ers and a tww'er's roommate ALL DOODS j/k "

11/11/2009 2:15:45 PM

Quote :

"My ex and I split for good (ended contact and everything) on September 3rd. I haven't had an erection since then. It's like a piece of me literally died, even though she was the worst thing that ever happened to me. I've just been completely disinterested in all things of a sexual nature since then."

11/11/2009 2:17:31 PM

Quote :

"it's always been a goal of mine to "look good naked" but it will never, ever happen. At this point I'm married, so it doesn't really matter. And I have pretty poor self restraint with women anyway, so I don't really want women to be that attracted to me."

11/11/2009 2:17:32 PM

Quote :

"I killed a guy with a trident"

11/11/2009 2:17:45 PM

Quote :

"More than anything I would love to be a mother one day, but the weight gain and what he'll think of me afterwards if I can't lose it terrifies me. Standing next to him is intimidating enough without adding pregnancy weight. As it stands now, I've thought about throwing up my food or not eating to lose weight many times."

11/11/2009 2:17:52 PM

Quote :

"I made out with a random girl downtown on Halloween. Not for free drinks. It was bc she was hot."

11/11/2009 2:18:08 PM

damn some of you people are making me feel really fucking sad today

11/11/2009 2:18:43 PM

Quote :

"I met my wife on http://www.thewolfweb.com/ "

11/11/2009 2:19:21 PM

I'd like a confession.

11/11/2009 2:19:26 PM

this thread is hilarious



and YOU PEOPLE are emo as shit, you need to man/bitch up

11/11/2009 2:20:22 PM

Quote :

"I'll probably spend my last $20 on beer....I shouldn't but I inevitably know I will "

Quote :

"I am jealous that people don't have any confessions about me. "

Quote :

"Earlier this year, I had 2 boyfriends at the same time bc I didn't know how to break up with either of them. "

11/11/2009 2:20:27 PM

Quote :

"some guy randomly made out with me on halloween. it was awesome."

but that's what halloween is for!

11/11/2009 2:20:34 PM

Quote :

"when i was a kid i really hated my neighbors dog. when i was over nearby their place, i was trying to throw a stick at him when i tripped and hit my hand on a rock. i ran home to my mom and she asked me what happened. i lied and said that the neighbors dog had bitten me. she called animal control and they took the dog away. my neighbor's wife was crying and pleading with my mom but she stood her ground because of what i'd told her. the dog got put down that week. i've never told anyone that i lied."

11/11/2009 2:21:57 PM

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"i sometimes regret my rule not to date female engineers but then i am reminded when i am in a group with them why i made the rule."

I demand another one!

11/11/2009 2:22:03 PM

Quote :

"i dont trust you because you are female"

Quote :

"When I was young, I once bit into a candy bar in Food Lion with the wrapper still on it and put it back on the shelf."

Quote :

"I got caught stealing cookies from the lunch room in 7th grade."

Quote :

"I got a handjob on a sports team bus from a chick in high school."

11/11/2009 2:22:22 PM

Quote :

"My freshman year roommate and I had a threesome with a guy we brought home from Rocky Horror. "

11/11/2009 2:23:01 PM

Why are people PMing me such horrible things?

11/11/2009 2:24:39 PM

Quote :

"I got mad at my SO's cat one time and laughed when it fell in the toilet. I then closed the lid and flushed it, but didn't feel bad at all because I hate that cat "

11/11/2009 2:25:19 PM

^^cause you're God

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : ^]

11/11/2009 2:25:26 PM

^^^ yea you are one step up from confessing to a priest

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 2:26:42 PM

Quote :

"sometimes i will date guys i don't like just because i need the attention. "

11/11/2009 2:26:44 PM

Quote :

"I don't feel any regret when a married man hits on me and I flirt back even though married women think I should feel regret. "

11/11/2009 2:27:03 PM